To the fags that do have sex regularly: when you are about to fuck do you need time to get hard or are you diamonds...

To the fags that do have sex regularly: when you are about to fuck do you need time to get hard or are you diamonds instantly?
I get hard by even the thought of having sex. I am married and have a pretty normal sex life but i have a boner the moment i know i am going to have sex.
A coworker said her boyfriend needs some handwork or a blowjob to get hard.
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Usually diamonds when I know I'm in like flynn.

I use the foot pump and after a few minutes i'm ready to go.

If I initiate then I'm probably already hard or at least hard by the time we touch each others junk. If she initiates, it's pretty much the same.

Lucky you. I need a lot of work done by gf, and still don't get diamonds. ever.

I get hard as soon as I open the cake box.
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As soon as I know it's happening, I'm diamonds. But I also love eating her out for a while first, in which case I have time to get extra diamonds.

Wow thats so strange to me.
Do you jerk off? Does it take the same to get hard?

I get diamonds quickly and nut fast almost no matter what. Been with about 20 women im 30

Wut

After years of this the way my body responds is this:

> New puss = instant diamonds
> Regular puss = semi hard
> All the time puss = she's gonna have to put in some work

Same with this guy ^^^

99% of the time I can get hard enough to get it in and then get the rest of the way once it's inside, sometimes use a cock ring for extra hard. But if she wants it diamonds going in, she's usually got to work for it.

Don't know why, always been like it, occasionally the first time with a new girl it will be diamonds right away, as we're getting undressed, but after a few times with the same girl, it's not happening without a bit of hand or jaw work on her part.

Cock rings work wonders, and I suggest anyone who hasn't tried one before to do yourself a flavor and give one a shot, trust me you have NEVER been that hard until you tried it, but once again, it needs to be at least 70% diamonds to get it on proper and may need some "help" form her.

A good diet and exercise go a long way in helping you level up to diamonds. Otherwise just get some cialis, it's fun.

Is that your fingerbox OP? Looks good

everyone's different but sometimes it's a mental game. your head could be in the game but your dick isn't having it that day.

This exactly.
Men are designed to knock women up. if it hasent worked after a while then your dicks brain is like well fuck. but will get diamonds when new pussy is introduced.

I'm saving up for a fingerbox Sup Forums but I'm not sure what model to get. Any recommendations?

The moment I think its happening I'm so light headed by the amount of blood goes to my penis. Even when I'm making out with my girl I get rock hard

>i have a boner the moment i know i am going to have sex
this

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I'm raging right now thinking about how I get when I know I'm going to get laid.

I'm ready to go now. Fuck this having to pretend to work shit

If yo stop jerking off so much, or stimulating your penis in general, you could fix your erectile dysfunction.

How does it feel to know that at least 20 women have ruthlessly made fun of your premature ejaculation to their friends.

Seriously, if you are a two-pump chump, a women will tell her friends about it. The only thing worse for them is a guy with a tiny dick...which they will also tell their friends about.

Also boyfriends...they always tell their new boyfriend about some horror story of the guy who came after 10 seconds. It makes the new guy feel good since they can both make fun of the ex.

Usually soon as she gets in bed and starts rubbing up against me in diamonds. Or if she's wearing a skirt or something revealing.

I'm just the opposite of this. If it's someone I'm comfortable with, girlfriend or fuck friend, then I'm diamonds all day long. But if it's a brand new person, especially if it's a one-night stand, I'm only 50-50. For some reason I psych myself out with new people and then it's all over. In five minutes it's like I'm trying to fuck with a wet noodle. It's a curse and it's kept me from having a lot more one-nighters.

I'm usually rock hard before fugging but when the time comes to put the condom dick can get softer and it can be really difficult to put it on

wtf is wrong with me

I'm 40 and don't get diamonds without work
I'm also a wizard so it would probably expend all my mana

I'm really one track mind, it is a blessing and curse.

I'm usually diamonds as long as I can read the mood and know we're on the same page, no effort.

But recently this self-styled quirky girl has been completely blindsiding me with opportunities for sex out of nowhere (get done shopping, "lets park near the back and fuck in the car!"), and my brain just can't switch gears on the fly so I'm soft like cooked pasta.

I just hope my brain doesn't decide to cope by being rock hard all the time I'm with her...

I have crazy high libido. Always ready to go at the drop of a hat. Usually up for round two minutes after.

It drives me mental to be honest. If the wife isn't feeling it I go from fine to sexually frustrated in a day. Doesn't often happen but I hate it when it does. I'll usually fap at least twice a day if I didn't get laid the day before. Feels bad man.

The only time I even had difficultly getting it up is when I went on anxiety meds. Stoped my sex drive dead for some reason.

Married guy here too.

I usually initiate by sucking on my wife's nipples - she's always naked around the house, so plenty of opportunities -, this gets me hard almost instantly so I'm always ready.