Gf's parents are out of town so I been staying at hers. Gf is at work right now and I found this big fucker in her parent's room.
Trips decides what I do
Gf's parents are out of town so I been staying at hers...
Put it in ur butt kek
up ya butt
Put it back where you found it, along with a photo of you using it
deliver OP
microwave it at maximum heat for 10 min
anal
> put your moms dildo away OP
Put somewhere in GF room so parents will find #deliver or die
put hot sauce on it
Turn it into a dish and serve it to your GF
up ya butt
Checked
>mail it to me
>archive/screenprint this thread
>wait 3-5 days for shipping
>open thread to see it in my ass
^^^ what this guy said
Up your ass, hard, multiple times
paint it black
up ya buttt
Up the asshole it goes
Deep fry your poop and feed it to her family
post pic of it compared to your own dick
post gf's moms pic
Rolling
Roll
In your butt.
This
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douse in hot sauce, up ya butt.
Anal
stick it in your mouth
Roll
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Freeze it then up ya butt
Do ass to mouth with it.
wipe your face with it, and then stick it in your mouth while wearing your Gf's mom's lingerie
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eat the top of it
Again
Holy shit Sup Forums
check 'em
Beat your gf with it.
Stream it.
eat it
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This
so close
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Put it on your gf face while she sleeps take a picture and put the picture where you found the dildo. Hide the dildo randomly in the house.
Cover the original dildo with lube and shove it up your ass, and stick the other shit in your mouth
>implying you have a gf
>implying anyone on Sup Forums has a gf
op is just posting his own collection
shove it up your ass then throw it at a group of kids
You know what we fucking want OP
reroll
Put all of that shit in the oven fir 10 min
write nice with a smiley face on it
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Op here. Other shit isn't part of deal. Just for keks
do it faggot then eat it
What he said
Suck it and send a pic to your gf and make sure to tell her its her parents one
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up yer arse she goes and thar ye blow
Shove dildo up your ass, and then stick it in your mouth
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this
So close
>big fucker
I feel sorry for you
put it back where you found it and mind your own damn business.
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wear your girlfriend's mom's lingerie and shove it in your ass, take a pic and send it to your gf
Boil it with pasta
In the pooper
Run around outside flopping it around.
Hit an old lady.
Stream it.
Put some chilli or other spicy shit on that bad boy and put it back where you found it.
compare each of them with your own dick, suck each of them, then cum all over them, and post pictures of everything here, then put them back where you found them without cleaning them
up the ass
rer011
Put it in your ass
Spray it with pepper spray, or rub some peppers all over it
put it up da butt
How is this even a question?
-stick it in your ass
-take pic of it in your ass
-print out pic
-put dildo back where you found it, with the picture of it in your ass
Don't put anything. Put it back and leave.
Sup Forums was here.
put chilli oil on them and then play the waiting game
Do this then post pic of what it looks like
This and then up the pooper
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Why are you weeding around in her parents shit?
dafuq is wrong with you
This
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I can't even wrap my index and thumb around the fucker and Sup Forums wants it up my ass. Fuck off user
Put it back and leave.
poopertime
reroll
this
microwave it, get it in the stinky and when it has poo touching it, into your mouth and the video goes to the gf, ofcourse
This. But let's also see a pic of the mom in question
up the butt and put it away with shit on it