Gf's parents are out of town so I been staying at hers...

Gf's parents are out of town so I been staying at hers. Gf is at work right now and I found this big fucker in her parent's room.
Trips decides what I do

Put it in ur butt kek

up ya butt

Put it back where you found it, along with a photo of you using it
deliver OP

microwave it at maximum heat for 10 min

anal

> put your moms dildo away OP

Put somewhere in GF room so parents will find #deliver or die

put hot sauce on it

Turn it into a dish and serve it to your GF

up ya butt

Checked

>mail it to me
>archive/screenprint this thread
>wait 3-5 days for shipping
>open thread to see it in my ass

^^^ what this guy said

Up your ass, hard, multiple times

paint it black

up ya buttt

Up the asshole it goes

Deep fry your poop and feed it to her family

post pic of it compared to your own dick

post gf's moms pic

Rolling

Roll

In your butt.

This

roll

douse in hot sauce, up ya butt.

Anal

stick it in your mouth

Roll

...

Reroll

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Freeze it then up ya butt

Do ass to mouth with it.

wipe your face with it, and then stick it in your mouth while wearing your Gf's mom's lingerie

reroll

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eat the top of it

Again

Holy shit Sup Forums

check 'em

Beat your gf with it.
Stream it.

eat it

...

This

so close

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Put it on your gf face while she sleeps take a picture and put the picture where you found the dildo. Hide the dildo randomly in the house.

Cover the original dildo with lube and shove it up your ass, and stick the other shit in your mouth

>implying you have a gf
>implying anyone on Sup Forums has a gf

op is just posting his own collection

shove it up your ass then throw it at a group of kids

You know what we fucking want OP

reroll

Put all of that shit in the oven fir 10 min

write nice with a smiley face on it

reroll

Op here. Other shit isn't part of deal. Just for keks

do it faggot then eat it

What he said

Suck it and send a pic to your gf and make sure to tell her its her parents one

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up yer arse she goes and thar ye blow

Shove dildo up your ass, and then stick it in your mouth

roll

reroll

this

So close

>big fucker

I feel sorry for you

put it back where you found it and mind your own damn business.

rolls

roll

wear your girlfriend's mom's lingerie and shove it in your ass, take a pic and send it to your gf

Boil it with pasta

In the pooper

Run around outside flopping it around.
Hit an old lady.
Stream it.

Put some chilli or other spicy shit on that bad boy and put it back where you found it.

compare each of them with your own dick, suck each of them, then cum all over them, and post pictures of everything here, then put them back where you found them without cleaning them

up the ass

rer011

Put it in your ass

Spray it with pepper spray, or rub some peppers all over it

put it up da butt

How is this even a question?

-stick it in your ass
-take pic of it in your ass
-print out pic
-put dildo back where you found it, with the picture of it in your ass

Don't put anything. Put it back and leave.

Sup Forums was here.

put chilli oil on them and then play the waiting game

Do this then post pic of what it looks like

This and then up the pooper

rollll

Why are you weeding around in her parents shit?

dafuq is wrong with you

This

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I can't even wrap my index and thumb around the fucker and Sup Forums wants it up my ass. Fuck off user

Put it back and leave.

poopertime

reroll

this

microwave it, get it in the stinky and when it has poo touching it, into your mouth and the video goes to the gf, ofcourse

This. But let's also see a pic of the mom in question

up the butt and put it away with shit on it