We burned down the forest

>We burned down the forest

WTF? Is this standard special op tactic when dealing with third world thieves?

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Big ol Wupies they was mastah Wayne

Scorched earth tic tacs m8

TANGERINE?

Standard white people warfare, they can't actually beat the people so they destroy the land instead

Burning down the forest solves literally any problem that takes place in a forest: Burmese thieves, the Blair witch, etc.

tambourine?

he was just joshing he was a butler sibce he was twelve

White people ARE the scorched earth incarnate. I just pray the muslims kill us all before it is too late.

Actually Britain was pretty good at counter insurgency jungle warfare.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malayan_Emergency

Alfred must have just wanted to watch the natives burn.

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>mfw alfred would've been laughed at if he was on Sup Forums

>he doesn't know about selous scouts
How cute

>MFW Alfred knew more about Bane than the CIA

would you guys watch a fourth nolan batman film with the burmese bandit as the villain?

>implying Alfred wasn't CIA

it was a metaphor
to find the joker he'd have to destroy the city because it was corrupt as fuck

What if CIA was the bandit?

>alfred the butler burned children alive in africa
wtf was nolan thinking?!

>to find the joker he'd have to destroy the city because it was corrupt as fuck
>Nolan actually thought that this was an advice a wise old benign mentor would give

that's the problem, he WASN'T thinking

He was imitating Raimi.

>Some men just want to watch the world burn

It woz tha sowze ovva fackin tangarine

isn't there actually a batman comic where alfred becomes the joker or something like that

comics are so fucking stupid

so is capeshit

A WOOBY DA SOIZ OVVE TANGEREEN

The guy is like 150 years old. I wouldn't be surprised if they'd burn down a forest. Much more weirder stuff have actually happened in the past, if you can ripleys believe it won't

Batman died, and hallucinated his friends and villains telling different tales of his life and death. Alfred's was that he hired his old theater troupe to be the rogues gallery, and he became the Joker to create a lasting rival. Batman finds out, goes to stop the Riddler, but he's actually crazy now and blows Batman's brains out.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZS6bD3SpIvk

Tangerine?

>Much more weirder stuff have actually happened in the past

Now I'm intrigued. Tell me more

Ask America.

Well Britain quit Burma in 1948, so to be fighting there he would have at least have to be born in at least 1930. Bruce should have really hired some help for the guy.

You mean like that time he did?

It was a tambourine the size of tambourine...from Mr. Tambourine Man.

SAMTOIMES THE PIT FROWS SAMTHING BECK!

It was a metaphor.
To find joker he would have to use the entire city and do something very irresponsible, which he did.

How did Alfred know about the pit while Batman, who was initiated into the League of Shadows, didn't?

it seemed from their conversation that alfred did a lot of the research and intel gathering about bane
which is really weird considering batman is supposed to be the detective and shit