OH CRAP! mass extinction danger! an asteroid massive enough to wipe out all life on earth is about to crash!
>dubs: get inside the shelter and survive
>trips: launch nuke to destroy the asteroid
If no trips are given before 100th post, meteor collides and kills everyone that didn't get inside the shelter in time.
fuck you and die
Call Bruce Willis
hide yourself under the bed and cry
I always do that it works
Stand by the beach and hug Diego Luna
still fuck you and die
Dance in excitement that pray the gay away worked
Lmao we are in the middle of one of the largest mass extinctions ever,
It's fucking doomsday and none of you retards will realize in until there isn't any life left for you to buy at the supermarket.
I look at mass extinction everyday and so do you, think an asteroid is scary atleast we would die quick, and a shelter wouldn't save you btw, in reality we have to die in agony as boundary conditions break down and entropy is released breaking down more boundary conditions and releasing more entropy in a positive feedback loop.
The end is near, biting at our heels and nobody can accept it.
What about quads
Fire the nukes
Have fun dying you faggots. I'm talking shelter with touchy uncle Tommy
Roll
rolling
Rolling for singles
I will save the earth
Pls
...
Out of the way I'm coming in
roll
Check em
wew
>Off by one