Yorkshire tea edition
/brit/
First for me
Unemployed
the vicar gave my family a crate of yorkshire tea at christmas as he'd accidentally ordered two
JUST
mr. janny, tear down this thread
Got work in 15 hours
Sir bill cash says we are going to ask Germany for the debt we cancelled after WW2 if they ask us for money after brexit.
...
up for work in 3 hours and haven't slept yet. send help
skipped work
work in literal 1 hour
have to leave in 20 mins to commute in order to satisfy mr O.Vey.Shekelstinerberg
>everyone always goes on about how iPhones are overpriced shit
>always had them
>never gave me any trouble
>decide to try something new and buy an S6 edge when they came out 2 years ago
>look after all my phones
>big purple line appeared down screen for no reason
>screen barely responds sometimes making it a bitch to text
>micro USB port is knackered and I have to boj it in everytime I charge my phone
Thank fuck my contract is almost up. Any good phones out/coming out to look out for?
>not working flex time
Does anyone remember when they used to play the national anthem after the news at night or s this Mandela effect? Was this just a Manitoba thing? I know we're the only province that still mandates GSTQ to be sung in schools.
this, they stopped doing it ~2012, I guess 'twas due to p.c.ness
>Alan Johnson isn't even on Twitter
>he IS on This Week
THESE, I can endorse.
Why can't I just be fit without doing anything?
Really annoys me to see all these hot guys in porn with thiccc arms and everything else being so goddamn perfect.
>Mandela effect
it's called the Baronsteen Effect
>that family member who always wants to borrow money because they spend their own money on shit and are always skint
>borrow them some
>they say they'll give it you back in a few days
>that time comes
>hear nothing
>they would be perfectly fine with you forgetting about it and not paying back
>have to eventually ask for it
If someone borrows you money and you say you're gonna pay back on a certain date, don't have people fucking having to ask for it back.
w-what?
youtube.com
youtube.com
Stop lending money.
Ah, here it is. This is from the 90s but it definitely continued into the 2000s.
Im frting
Neither a borrower nor a lender be,
For loan oft loses both itself and friend,
And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry
Hahahahaha the child killer couldn't even outlive the queen. IRA BTFO
just what i was thinking :)
Sad!
Rorkes win again
dumb nordies
Bearenstein bears effect
Does Lionel Messi have an autism?
A wolf in sheeps clothing....
Or a sheep in wolfs clothing....
What scares you more?
Welcome to my house of mirrors, where nothing is quite as it seems...
The reason the media's gone to shit even worse in the past few years is due to social media, mainly Twitter.
They try to compete with Twitter for clicks and their sources are often from Twitter which can often be unreliable.
The BBC used to be the gold standard in objective, fair, unbiased reporting.
before, I thought:
>animal husbandry was about farmers marrying their animals
>"doggy–dog world"
>several = 7
>fees were "frees"
>Brazil mostly spoke Spanish
Paki gf WHEN
>A wolf in sheeps clothing....
>Or a sheep in wolfs clothing....
>What scares you more?
>Welcome to my house of mirrors, where nothing is quite as it seems...
people have been complaining about the media not reflecting their snowflake opinions ever since someone invented the media
Is this the real life...
Is this just fantasy...
Caught in a landslide...
No escape from reality...
a wolf in wolfs clothing
So what are the best news sites these days?
Sup Forums
it's more objective than the bbc
But who invented the media?
>'dora143
his folder is expanding at collective levels never previously known to /brit/!
When Sadeeq Khan becomes P.M.
Ban money. Absolutely insane that someone could mug me on the street for a piece of paper.
>bbc
>gold standard
top kek. read media lens
im a straight white male, everything reflects my opinion :)`
whose thread?
OUR THREAD
whose thread?
OUR THREAD
whose thread?
OUR THREAD
whose thread?
OUR THREAD
whose thread?
OUR THREAD
Twinings>Yorkshire
churchmouse gf might be nice, as long as she's not some batty mormon or evangelical
...
(((we))) ded
Slowly removing sugar from my diet. It's begun by drinking coke zero instead of Coca Cola. Now I'm starting to put sweeteners in my tea instead of sugar.
me on the right
lakeland tea for me
produced with the best water supply in the world in mind
Dear Sir or Madam
You are a cow son bastard sucking mental . You die heavily in wet throat ripping everywhere . Don't like the queen this country . For tear out lungs and replace with portable clothes (yes please) National Service who is she ? Stripping scrotum through eerie leery pastures of deep smell
I'll take uh
uhh
gimme #3 and burn the rest
Get rid of drinking sugary carbonated beverages altogether and drink water and beer instead.
Haven't had a wank since Thursday morning
I do not recognise the legitimacy of the female vote nor right of employment
>Get rid of drinking sugary carbonated beverages altogether and drink water and beer instead.
>beer
>Get rid of carbonated beverages
>Ship with rescued migrants arrives in Sicily
Glad to hear they made it out alive
Was really easy to stop consuming sugar after changing my surroundings
t. swede
why are your eyebrows a foot above your head mate
that's some freaky shit
>beer is sugary
So you'd be fine with flat, sugary drinks?
>drink beer instead
*plays with your moobs*
been a good 10 minutes here
sheed
>Sicily
At least they didn't make it to Europe
Get rid of sugary drinks that are carbonated such as soda and drink water and beer instead. Good lord you people are thick.
Mcguinness is dead
women should not be in public without covering their head in some way shape or form or be look upon with disdain. don't care if that makes me a rasheed, it was always that way in the west before the 1960s ruined everything.
>tfw you're northern
it is
dry wines and spirits have the least amount of sugar among alcoholic beverages
still half asleep lads. how the hell do people get up at 6am and earlier, its beyond me.
By that definition a cup of sugar and water is fine
Point out how silly your original statement was
...
doing a poo right now
f
did a ponder about how i came to be posting in /brit/ daily
have no answer besides the witty and clever gimmicks
Beer has too low of an abv to be sugary.
alright /brit/
the self-styled "g" "f"
If the IRA hadn't chickened out Ireland would be united and free by now
What is the difference between
amid – amidst
among – amongst
mid – midst
Is the -st just added like the second person's singular form like "lovest" and "comest"?
Same
Real stinker
whom'st've
...
i'v'nt a clue
i.4cdn.org
it's interesting to note what this indicates about our country and race relations in general 2bh
good post x
that isn't making any sense nor is "whom'st've" a word.
what do you think it indicates?
did ukip really get over 30% of the vote in most of the country? i thought it was less 2bh
bet she's never even played overwatch or if she has she never touched ranked and is as casual as can be
Big poo only took a couple of wipes
Going to work now
Might get a tesco meal deal
>Coming soon to a can near you
one is older english
they've no different meaning
its Pooh, not poo, you poo.
perfection