College installed these in dorm rooms while we were gone

College installed these in dorm rooms while we were gone.
How do I deal with this?
I want to be able to smoke in my room and not have to deal with it
if it ever notices a false alarm or anything.
It is loud as hell as well.

Unhook it then

What kind of filthy asshole smokes indoors?

Kill yourself

Tape a tuber ware bowl over it

and if this isnt possible
tape some sort of plastic covering over it

rubber glove it

Take out the battery or tape a plastic cup or bowl over it seal the edges

You're talking about weed right?

Vape under a blanket.

If you're talking about cigarettes, stop being a nigger and go outside.

don't smoke indoor.
indoor smoking is ban in most countries.

Showercap. Yea it's that simple.

This, underage faggot. b& for you.

What kind of animal smokes cigs in his room?

Dont remove or cover, it will sound out its safety alarm. Research the model and find out an approach.

this
or a sock

I just got one of them elastic shower caps chicks use to keep their hair dry. Fits over it nicely and easy to remove for any kinda inspection.

I always just blew it out the window through a spoof or sploof or whatever the fuck they call them. A toilet paper tube with a dryer sheet banded around the end of it to mask the smell.

Only ever needed it cause the kid next to me always had his windows open and ratted me out before, so if your neighbors are cool just blow it out the window. Unless the detector is super fucking sensitive, you should be fine.

Took a plastic bag and used a string around the thinner part on top to hold it in place.
Gonna look into making it look less shit or really go with the showercap.
Thx guys!

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Junge, bist du behindert? Als ob Rauchmelder von Fluppen ausgelöst werdn. Ich rauch hier jeden Tag Bong und da passiert nix, ebenso in allen Wohnungen dafür inklusive Studentenwohnheim.
Was du doch für ein Hurensohn bist

tha'll do, nig
tha'll do

Wtf is wrong with my phone??

I rigged something similar in a flat I once rented. Just take it down whenever a fire safety inspection is due.

Wtf is tuber ware?

Nigger rigging at its finest

Du! Woher soll ich das wissen?
Eher sicher gehn als unnötigen übertrieben lauten Lärm irgendwann mal zu hören.

tuber ware
lmfao its Tupperware you fucktards

Haha hope no fucker sees that bro.

Also, modern fire alarms aren't usually triggered from just smoke.

They have to announce before coming by for maintenance or room checks
so unless I'm retarded and forget about it
I should be able to avoid any troubles.

rofl, that's literally how it's supposed to be done. my home owner actually put a shower cap over mine.

don't know why but laughing my ass off. it's so ghetto.

Yeah, you'd guess they could distinguish that perhaps by now.
Still, better safe than sorry.
Don't worry unless Im stoned for a week straight I'll be able to get rid off it in time for inspections

>pic related

Schön verarscht! Klar gehn die Dinger los, wenn die Bude ordentlich verqualmt ist.

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