ITT: We rewrite the rules of the internet

ITT: We rewrite the rules of the internet
1 rule per post, has to be at least semi-realistic.

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1. You are a man until proven otherwise

noted

All must bow down to The Red Pepper!

you are a nigger until proven otherwise

You are autistic if you browse Sup Forums

Are we really doing this?

noted

this is a place of freedom of choice

Did you mean; You are required to be autistic to browse Sup Forums?

Anyone who forces le nu may may will be outcasted.

beware of the flying dicks everywhere. may require repellent.

noted

All anons reserve the right to completely sperg out on a post or posts with little or no provocation.

Nice

Who says it was a may may?

fpbp

Nigger detected

HEEEEEEYY YAAAAAAAAA
DODODOD DOOD DOO DOFO DOO
HEYYYYEY YAAAH

No redditor post

what once has been will always be in the internet

Op will always be a faggot.

like the pr0n of my grandparents I posted online that got shared since then

Bananas are really cool.

No, fuck off.

2. Traps are not gay

You are a faggot until you deliver or prove that you are not a faggot

Come on Op. We all know traps are gay.

contradict this rule by saying it's wrong

3. there is no such thing as a feminine penis

ok until proven otherwise at least

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Noted and merged.

Note that only RULES the general internet agrees with will be written down

Did you just do Outkast?

this...many times this.for fucks sake

all fucking niggers must fucking hang

This is now a banana thread.

Everyone is weak pathetic fool until selfie with timestamp or gtfo

the ancient rules 1&2 are still in place.

No normies.

I can actually print this out and put it in front of some ISP service point's enterance here.

6. Always follow Godwin law

7. Tits or gtfo

why wasn't this said yet

You may start a maximum of 3 trap threads per day

Recycle an old one:

Sup Forums is not your personal army.

anyone on Sup Forums has no real life

Let's make this interesting

Thread that's dead may never die. Also my truck got trips today

Only one fluffy abuse thread per 24 hours is permissible

jet fuel cant melt steel beams

Nice.

Rollin,
May lead to death by nigger.

200 km/h lol. thats the speed by grandma goes when she's driving to the supertmarket.

Thou shalt not steal rare pepes.

Read second reply to OP

Vehemently disagree with the first one.

The internet does not condone the metric system

anime posters need to either die or go back to Sup Forums

Also vehemently disagree with this. However, if this must stay:

7a: Dick or GTFO also applies.

Unfortunately it redlines at 110Mph The speed grandpa goes to the golf course

gingers have no souls

OP? Is you dead?

op never delivers

you must not condemn paraphilias or fetishes.they are all legit.

Op is always a fag.

Winar

Rerolling

Sorry for late delivery
Captcha did weird

Rule 5 already applies.

dont give money to eight stories tall crustaceans from the palezoic era

nice OP.
Should we recycle some of the old rules like 34?

Great idea.
rule 34 is now rule 16. Anymore?

when in doubt: fuck her!

femnazis and sjws must be killed at first sight

1. You do not talk about Sup Forums.

Yeah, it was all too late by then, though.

quads of truth

1. op is faggot

let's keep rule 34 as rule 34. less confusing imho.

there are only two genders

this

Getting there

read the banner before posting

don't shill you're fucking meme coins on /biz/

animal abuse threads are not, under any circumstances, acceptable.

Anyone who posts in dick rate threads is a faggot or closet homosexual.

let's make one rule for forbidden threads

NO rekt, gore, loli, trap, dick rate fbft

So no Sup Forums?

idgaf about all that as long as no puppers are being harmed

FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY

better stay away from Sup Forums

You race has no power here, niggers come in all colors. What matters is dick size or your wallet.

way to much of the stuff mentined in i don't wanna browse a board and puke every five seconds cause some creep posted his dick or worse. way to much creepy and disgusting wank material. can't so ban those perverts?

You are a fat 13 year old male until proven otherwise

Starts to get off screen.

No more than one cum tribute thread a day.

and don't post fury porn

All previous rules are invalid.

Banana posting fags will always be the cancer newfags bring

Everyone in /x/ is a schizo until proven otherwise.

This and the fucking "your mother will die threads" are fucking gay