I don't want a lot for Christmas

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want to be european ch-

oh wait!

HAHA! SUCK IT FUCKERS

u gay

Every time I watch this goal it seems more improbable.

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>I just want to be european ch-
That doesn't even fit the lyrics. Shit thread desu.

It's regularly post-modern ofc

It's very simple though :
>referee gives an undeserved yellow to Kos for Eder's handball
>Kos won't cut Eder in half because he doesn't want to get a second yellow.
>Eder scores

Moors bringing little christ cucks into history, yet again.

>letting eder score from 35 yards out

but you already are the european chimpanzees
LAMO

saved to my german banter folder

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what does this mean and why is there no Turkish translation on it

that irrelevant
>Kos would not have fouled him anyway. its Eder at 30+ meters. not ronaldo, not messi, not suarez. also they just gave away a free kick in a similar pos a few minutes before that guereiro almost scored, theyre not gonna risk that again
>kos' partner cb shouldve closed down eder as he broke from kos. there was absolutely no one even close to them so he had no one to worry about except the guy with the ball. he backed off like a retard

This

>Umtiti

Lloris declined so quickly last summer. Starting in May, he was letting shots go in that he normally could save with his eyes closed.

still don't know how this happened

also it's min 108 the players are nearly dead hey obv wouldn't put as much pressure

I completely forgot who won the Euro.

Same.

Ronaldo did.

this is like the CL Real Madrid won this year, being extremely lucky both with fixtures and results, then win the trophy without any glory

Is the Champions League just "badguyswinlol"?

sniff sniff

The moths spoke

I wish we had an EU Champinoship...
OH WAIT !

good banter despite the flag

>mothyes

haha

>Euro terrorism happenings
>Euro winners
>Brexit
>Trump

looking forward to 2017

and at the end of they day we're still here with none of that shit really affecting us

For 2017, I got my life savings on:
a) Bruno de Carvalho assassinated
b) deaths in confrontations between Sporting/Benfica fans
c) another IMF bailout

>France gets BLACKED.webm

Ironic isnt it

THE ECONOMY IS GROWING 0.8% MAN

that's how shitty football is these days

(you)

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Yeah seriously Umtiti was fucking retarded, also
>LLoris

>Umtiti
>Koscielny
>Lloris

That's an African team the Portuguese are playing against. Fuck France.

Why did Kos then give him so much space? Doesn't have to do anything, just blocking him from the shot would've been enough.

nice fucking goal right there

because Portugal is such an European team you blind burger

I was eating some chestnuts and it hit me once again - we won the Euro

beautiful

>those wide hips and girly forearms

V I S E U
I
S
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Cause it's harder to play when you've been running for 108 minutes. Eder was fresh at that point, while Koscielny had played the whole match.

>be Lloris
>get right hand fucked from a shot
>ref: " lol continue play"
>40 seconds pass
>Eder scores

"""""improbable"""""

someone please translate this for me