How fucked is soccer in the US when we don't make it to the world cup?
There's no chance we make it when we lose tonight
How fucked is soccer in the US when we don't make it to the world cup?
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pack your bags, juan.
Nobody gives a shit about divegrass.
Trump will deport everyone
cancel soccer use the extra funds to make the wall higher
I cant wait till we lose and I never have to hear about soccer again
why do americans get so defensive whenever soccer is mentioned?
but mexico was going to pay for it
Its a meme you dip
>i-it's a m-meme
jesus christ
>w-we didn't care anyways
We don't.
trump loves soccer youtube.com
Sure, but they can't afford a very tall wall.
> Eighty-six percent of Americans say they know nothing or very little about the World Cup
young trump seemed to be a more likable person than current Trump though, I feel like today's Trump would say soccer is unamerican
here
>Eighty-six percent of Americans say they know nothing or very little
no shit
germany is on fire today
Soccer is for girls and kids under 5
>gets proven wrong
>changes the subject
typical yuropiss argumentative tactics.
I never even knew about this fable. It actually describes the American mentality perfectly
Can't reach it? Didn't want it anyways, we're the best, USA USA USA USA USA
>I never even knew about this fable
kek
Nice bantz.
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thanks for proving my point
what tournament is tonight?
Did an American stationed in Germany fuck your wife or something? Why are you so hostile towards Americans on the internet?
I'm genuinely interested, Fritz
its just banter
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But really. We don't give a shit. If you are an amazing athlete in the U.S. you don't play soccer. Soccer is the sport you play when you ain't good enough to play Football, baseball, basketball, and probably hockey too.
And moms in porn
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it's the sport you play if you're too lazy to build muscle. all the soccer players at my high school looked like the track kids, scrawny as hell.
Dubs and pulisic scores the winner.
>American athletes pick a sport based on their athleticism
wew
hmm
>running for more miles than your fat ass walks in a month is lazy and not building muscle
you're a joke
interesting
>good athlete
>american football and baseball
m8 please
Praise kek
oh my
cardio doesn't build muscle you retarded mexican.
damn
you're literally fat and unattractive in real life, neck yourself you fucking redneck
PS I'm white
neither does successive concussions and staying still for 3 hours but you'll still insist there's muscle under that lard
>this bootyblasted
looks like my work is done here.
do you honestly think youll lose to Costa Rica
?
They beat us 3-0 last time down there
>americans
you know your legs have muscle too, right? Or are you one of those who only go to the gym to bench press and do bicep curls?
They pick it based on the money. Did I have to really write this?
americans largely believe muscle can only be built in the gym
Please just stop posting, you are fucking retarded.
>this buttblasted fatty
The last time Germany was this on fire was when my Grandfather bombed Dresden.
of course not, only plebs skip leg day. but running isn't going to help you.
>Hosts a world cup
>Guys I s-swear my country doesn't care
Memes
kekd hard fatman
>We make it to the World Cup
>Argentina doesn't
USA USA USA
And the fact that an American athlete has never been an elite soccer player
yes it does
This image is 100% spot on. It's too bad the dumb Americans don't know how accurate it is because they've never opened a book without being forced to
>why would the most popular tourist destination in the world try to attract more tourists
gee this is gonna be a tough one, teach.
Holy shit that was savage
Fucken kek
meant for
I apologize for Jürgen Klinsmann being your national coach for so long. Here in Germany, he has been EXPOSED a long time ago. He was a decent and competitive striker, but as a trainer he's a fail.
But we're gonna make it though. Concacrap qualifiers are shit. Even 2 losses wont bring us down too much in points.
Stay after class I'll have to teach you thoroughly *wink*
Oh look, another "shitposting about the current state of soccer in America" thread.
It's literally the same arguments from both sides every single time.
>g-guys I was just pretending to be retarded
I'm white btw
>I apologize for Jürgen Klinsmann being your national coach for so long.
please be b8ing
welcome to Sup Forums nigger.
You can apply the same argument to Yuros and our sports
We don't have to care about foreign sports
We don't have to do care about any sports
Fuck off, povertyball cuck
no it doesn't, cardio exercise is for burning fat not building muscle. it also helps you feel healthier in general. but it doesn't do anything for your muscle mass. it builds endurance, not strength.
Germany hasn't been this savage since the Battle of Kursk
t. Cuck
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shoo shoo angloscum
>most popular sport in the entire world
>foreign sport
Actually stop posting
Not baiting at all. What has he achieved as a trainer? Most of his success with the german national team can be traced back to the excellent work of Löw. And what about his time at Bayern? We don't even need to start talking about this...
because it doesn't help you bulk?
lol
Please PLEASE give Bob Bradley back and take that stupid kraut back to krautland
>b-but muh memes
Time to take your meds and FUCK off retard
Pablo, stop trying. If you want people around you to give a fuck about cuckball go back to South America
>all those mad leftist hillary voters who hate "soccer"
your time is over, cucks
our guy is going to the white house and your handegg, boreball and apehoop days are over
I was talking about you apologizing for him, not about him being a shit coach.
>
Because I'm more educated than you? Kill yourself beaner
Bantz aside,
I enjoy many aspects of football/NFL. I really enjoy the pace and the skill of modern basketball/NBA. Soccer still is my favourite sport.
If you love sports and competition in general, you can enjoy almost any kind sports.
It's true that the best American athletes choose one of the four major sports instead of soccer, but that shouldn't stop our national team from being good. There have tons of great soccer players who weren't exactly gifted athletically. We'll never develop a Gareth Bale-type player because he'll always play football instead, but what's stopping us from developing a Mata?
>being this assblasted
Time to take your meds you cuck
>well I used to play it, we call it here soccer, it's never worked out as well in the united states as it does elsewhere although we're having the world cup soon coming to the united states so that should be great
>but it's a great game, I love soccer, I played actually in high school. I played soccer. I love it, it's a great game.
will lard collide ever recover?
>Germany
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Soccer is the biggest youth sport in the United States and has been for a long time.
*there have been
Damn Hans
>that smug fucking face at 00:09
He knew it, even back then
That's because lots of little kids play it, but when they reach the age of 11 or 12 they focus on one of the four main sports (football, baseball, basketball, hockey) or they just stop playing sports entirely.
this is why /fit/ is bad
>posts on Sup Forums
>bragging about intelligence
Is this nigga serious?