How fucked is soccer in the US when we don't make it to the world cup?

How fucked is soccer in the US when we don't make it to the world cup?
There's no chance we make it when we lose tonight

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pack your bags, juan.

Nobody gives a shit about divegrass.

Trump will deport everyone

cancel soccer use the extra funds to make the wall higher

I cant wait till we lose and I never have to hear about soccer again

why do americans get so defensive whenever soccer is mentioned?

but mexico was going to pay for it

Its a meme you dip

>i-it's a m-meme

jesus christ

>w-we didn't care anyways

We don't.

trump loves soccer youtube.com/watch?v=RRMJ3ftUtnw

Sure, but they can't afford a very tall wall.

> Eighty-six percent of Americans say they know nothing or very little about the World Cup

ussoccerplayers.com/2014/04/americans-care-soccer.html

young trump seemed to be a more likable person than current Trump though, I feel like today's Trump would say soccer is unamerican

here

>Eighty-six percent of Americans say they know nothing or very little
no shit

germany is on fire today

Soccer is for girls and kids under 5

>gets proven wrong
>changes the subject
typical yuropiss argumentative tactics.

I never even knew about this fable. It actually describes the American mentality perfectly

Can't reach it? Didn't want it anyways, we're the best, USA USA USA USA USA

>I never even knew about this fable
kek

Nice bantz.

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thanks for proving my point

what tournament is tonight?

Did an American stationed in Germany fuck your wife or something? Why are you so hostile towards Americans on the internet?

I'm genuinely interested, Fritz

its just banter

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But really. We don't give a shit. If you are an amazing athlete in the U.S. you don't play soccer. Soccer is the sport you play when you ain't good enough to play Football, baseball, basketball, and probably hockey too.

And moms in porn

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it's the sport you play if you're too lazy to build muscle. all the soccer players at my high school looked like the track kids, scrawny as hell.

Dubs and pulisic scores the winner.

>American athletes pick a sport based on their athleticism
wew

hmm

>running for more miles than your fat ass walks in a month is lazy and not building muscle

you're a joke

interesting

>good athlete
>american football and baseball

m8 please

Praise kek

oh my

cardio doesn't build muscle you retarded mexican.

damn

you're literally fat and unattractive in real life, neck yourself you fucking redneck

PS I'm white

neither does successive concussions and staying still for 3 hours but you'll still insist there's muscle under that lard

>this bootyblasted
looks like my work is done here.

do you honestly think youll lose to Costa Rica
?

They beat us 3-0 last time down there

>americans

you know your legs have muscle too, right? Or are you one of those who only go to the gym to bench press and do bicep curls?

They pick it based on the money. Did I have to really write this?

americans largely believe muscle can only be built in the gym

Please just stop posting, you are fucking retarded.

>this buttblasted fatty

The last time Germany was this on fire was when my Grandfather bombed Dresden.

of course not, only plebs skip leg day. but running isn't going to help you.

>Hosts a world cup
>Guys I s-swear my country doesn't care
Memes

kekd hard fatman

>We make it to the World Cup
>Argentina doesn't
USA USA USA

And the fact that an American athlete has never been an elite soccer player

yes it does

This image is 100% spot on. It's too bad the dumb Americans don't know how accurate it is because they've never opened a book without being forced to

>why would the most popular tourist destination in the world try to attract more tourists
gee this is gonna be a tough one, teach.

Holy shit that was savage

Fucken kek

meant for

I apologize for Jürgen Klinsmann being your national coach for so long. Here in Germany, he has been EXPOSED a long time ago. He was a decent and competitive striker, but as a trainer he's a fail.

But we're gonna make it though. Concacrap qualifiers are shit. Even 2 losses wont bring us down too much in points.

Stay after class I'll have to teach you thoroughly *wink*

Oh look, another "shitposting about the current state of soccer in America" thread.

It's literally the same arguments from both sides every single time.

>g-guys I was just pretending to be retarded
I'm white btw

>I apologize for Jürgen Klinsmann being your national coach for so long.
please be b8ing

welcome to Sup Forums nigger.

You can apply the same argument to Yuros and our sports
We don't have to care about foreign sports
We don't have to do care about any sports

Fuck off, povertyball cuck

no it doesn't, cardio exercise is for burning fat not building muscle. it also helps you feel healthier in general. but it doesn't do anything for your muscle mass. it builds endurance, not strength.

Germany hasn't been this savage since the Battle of Kursk

t. Cuck

youtube.com/watch?v=N7t3_9G6X70
shoo shoo angloscum

>most popular sport in the entire world
>foreign sport
Actually stop posting

Not baiting at all. What has he achieved as a trainer? Most of his success with the german national team can be traced back to the excellent work of Löw. And what about his time at Bayern? We don't even need to start talking about this...

because it doesn't help you bulk?

lol

Please PLEASE give Bob Bradley back and take that stupid kraut back to krautland

>b-but muh memes
Time to take your meds and FUCK off retard

Pablo, stop trying. If you want people around you to give a fuck about cuckball go back to South America

>all those mad leftist hillary voters who hate "soccer"

your time is over, cucks

our guy is going to the white house and your handegg, boreball and apehoop days are over

I was talking about you apologizing for him, not about him being a shit coach.

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Because I'm more educated than you? Kill yourself beaner

Bantz aside,

I enjoy many aspects of football/NFL. I really enjoy the pace and the skill of modern basketball/NBA. Soccer still is my favourite sport.

If you love sports and competition in general, you can enjoy almost any kind sports.

It's true that the best American athletes choose one of the four major sports instead of soccer, but that shouldn't stop our national team from being good. There have tons of great soccer players who weren't exactly gifted athletically. We'll never develop a Gareth Bale-type player because he'll always play football instead, but what's stopping us from developing a Mata?

>being this assblasted
Time to take your meds you cuck

>well I used to play it, we call it here soccer, it's never worked out as well in the united states as it does elsewhere although we're having the world cup soon coming to the united states so that should be great
>but it's a great game, I love soccer, I played actually in high school. I played soccer. I love it, it's a great game.

will lard collide ever recover?

>Germany
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Soccer is the biggest youth sport in the United States and has been for a long time.

*there have been

Damn Hans

>that smug fucking face at 00:09

He knew it, even back then

That's because lots of little kids play it, but when they reach the age of 11 or 12 they focus on one of the four main sports (football, baseball, basketball, hockey) or they just stop playing sports entirely.

this is why /fit/ is bad

>posts on Sup Forums
>bragging about intelligence
Is this nigga serious?