*blocks your path*

>*blocks your path*

What do you do?

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>*Poké Flute*

already too close.
Can't escape the gravity.

I'm probably taller than him but same mass. I'll try to do a steep angle, so our gravitational kinetics will swing me around him but I'll be ejected from orbit behind him.

*unzip pants*

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*Teleports behind you*

You didnt think it would be that easy did you?

I don't think his arms are long enough to reach away from his body to actually hit me, so I would prob just tip him over and roll him out the way.

give him a chair to sit on, watch it splinter under his sheer mass and eternally wreck his ass again

POP OFF JAMES

POP OFF JAMES!

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POP OFF JAMES

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Came to post this. Fuck you
>checked

Yeah, that was the expression I searched for in

POP OFF JAMES!

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Tell him I enjoy his content and that it nice to meet him.

jokes on you I woke up like that yesterday

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no need to lie to him

POP OFF JAMES!

POP OFF JAMES!

Throw a pack of Magic The Gathering cards the opposite way I want to move...and watch fatboy run after them while I proceed on my way

activate retro rockets

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POP OFF JAMES

I'd take away his insulin and let his diabetes kill him

/thread

pop off james

POP OFF JAMES

POP OFF JAMES!

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POP OFF JAMES

Turn 360 degrees
Walk away

reminder that boogie is literally too obese for chairs

Turn my back to it, donkey kick to the kneecap.
Then hide in the nearest doorway from the earthquake I just triggered.

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roll him away

I escape with the golden idol.

POP OFF JAMES

not sure if autistic or missing the joke

This is after falling from sitting height. From SITTING HEIGHT. How is this creature still alive?

>maybe on Sup Forums anonymously

Yes, no one will ever guess the OC is him after that post.

Get out my pokéflute

He is immortal

is that Jesus face on his butt?

POP OFF JAMES!

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Looks more like Mohammed. We should kill him for making a Mohammed image

POP OFF JAMES!

roll a 2 liter of mountain dew so it will move.

POP OFF JAMES

I get a forklift.

Fight in the shade.

Subscribe to him
Aren't I edgy?

POP OFF JAMES (pic unrelated)

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Slap him in the moobs, then walk away at a brisk stroll. After he has a coronary a block and a half away from trying to chase me, cross the street to get around him.

POP OFF JAMES

Regardless of your height if you are the same mass as that thing you are obese

Piss on his 'make america great again' hat.

pop off james you fat mo fucka

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where is the cuck pic
Sup Forums pls

Easy

ask him to fuck my azn girlfriend. pic related.

This one?

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thts sad

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OH BOY ...

POP OFF JAMES

pop off James!

god fuck I hope she's getting some of that cock, fuck knows boogie can't satisfy her. I'd be amazed if boogie has enough sex drive to jack off once per week.

friends never get THAT close; damn Boogie really is getting cucked.

Why a duck, why not a ch- oh you're just gonna eat them both.

Pop off James, not risking that shit.

Ask him to remove his glasses.

POP OFF JAMES!

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*blocks your arteries*
nothin' personnel... kid

guess i'll just wait for him to move

POP OFF JAMES

what episode is this one?

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toss a cupcake to his left and walk on past

POP OFF JAMES!

Nothin' personal kid.
*Puts on shades*