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SOBBING LITTLE BRIT BOYS ALL THE WAY DOWN AT #19

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Just doing some homework

>being happy
paki behaviour

So it begins

How do I gain muscle just by doing nothing?
Do the ol' 'roids work for anything?
I can just starve myself to lose the last 20lbs/10kg, but actually gaining muscle seems like a lot of work over a long period of time.

>restore previous session
ah yes

>How do I gain muscle just by doing nothing?
no

We're all still fucked lads

Laws of thermodynamics say gaining muscle doing nothing is impossible.

Skele mode is patrician anyway, efficient and minimalist

>19th
not bad, above average at least

funny how a man watching gay porn clearly makes him gay, but a presumably straight woman watching lesbian porn doesn't make her a lesbian

female porn consumption really is sort of a grey area

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Australians are only as happy as Swedes because we're dumb

pronounced steve

stop advertising your shite twitter niall you fat cunt

If only my body would just turn extra calories into muscles instead.
Dumb body.

German inflation is at 2.2% so we are doing ok

Idiot

I imagine if Canada had nice weather we'd be number one

It's not the rate of inflation (yet), it's the fact it's increasing, and very quickly.

Gonna get a lot worse before it gets any better.

Imagine if Canada wasn't full of fags l m a o

and what makes you an economics expert then?

Well then I wouldn't be very happy

Sup Forums won't let me post the link, but look up a blog called A Slapdash Attempt at the Slipshod, it's got an essay on the history of women's erotica that deals with these sorts of questions.

Morning

Nick?

fuck off niall

Henry?

Basic common sense.

You know "momentum", right?

Thing move speedy, thing not stop easy.

Hello?

The amount of dreams we have in one night must be insane.

Just had a half an hour nap and had an an immense, epic journey lucid dream. Was like something out of an indie film. Even had music, inner thoughts, cut scenes, really crazy

>M'uhammed

who r u

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I'm Henry the eighth I am,
Henry the eighth I am I am,
I got married to the widow next door,
She's been married seven times before,
And everyone was an Henry (Henry),
She wouldn't have a Willie or a Sam (no sam)
I'm her eighth old man, I'm Henry,
Henry the eighth I am

i watch gay porn and i have a gf (chinese)

Where is this coming from? Watching two people of your own sex fuck won't instantly turn you gay but I'd question both a straight man and woman as to why they were watching it if not into it. So yeah it would make her a lesbian if we're going by the same standards

Tim

doing a cheeky morning bump of coke

youtu.be/2uileDcz9AY

>tips burqa
M'hammed

I've never really found another man attractive in "real life" but wanked to gay porn before, when I'm already horny and wanting to do something different.

>if we weren't miserable we'd be number one

doing a bit of the ol 'pression

>im not gay but i do gay things
hmm ok

youtu.be/4Gnedk_iZBM
you saaaaaaaaay its because of my age girl
but age aint nuthin but a number

>i have a gf (chinese)
sure you do mate...sure you do...

that rate of inflation is fine
australia targets between 2-3% and is below 2% right now (or was a few months ago) which was worrying economists

So what were you wanking to in the porn then if you didnt find him attractive

wish i was a funky black lad

but not a british one, they're just cringey

haha just about to go and study with her all day and then maybe do a sex tonight

She bosses him around constantly

She's 5'3

INTP and INTJ bros ww@

Yes, but as I've already explained to you the rate of INCREASE in inflation is the worrying thing, not the current rate itself.

Keep in mind, the Bank of England has been using just about every trick in the book to keep inflation under control so far. Evidently, the econo-wizards can no longer contain it.

>being happy

Overrated. Thickos are happy.

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>happier than yankstralians even with our shit weather

Where did your country go so wrong?

What books you lot reading then lads?

I'm not gay lads
*watches gay porn*
*cums in canadian*

Monogatari

aha x

might find a random person on the internet and try to convince them that i'm from a parallel universe and that we were best friends there

Just set a bench PR lads

Find a better standard than BS1363
Pro tip: You can't

poopy doopy hahaha

You have no friends.

>Double rapist who had £10,000 sex change behind bars to become a woman is moved to female jail

We must be mad, literally mad

in this universe he doesn't

Wish other Australians would consult with me before posting under our great flag and tarnishing my brand

>i'm not gay, but

im shaking, literally shaking.

link?

>gif
fuck off

bit weird life innit

Tell me about Australians.

Why do they drink their own piss?

So now you're worried about criminals' safety rorke?

>Americans higher than us

How many anti-depressants did they have to swallow to get that high on the table?

Inuit?

that growth isn't exponential though, it just needs to find a new balance - looked it up and it's expected to peak at 2.8%, with a few economists (probably jews) saying it could go over 3

you're right though, sudden change is never good but it's not that bad

>double rapist
have normies stolen the double nigger meme now?

it means that people are willing to make insane concessions in order to please people. I saw a story yesterday that a male weightlifter who had trained as a male until 30 underwent transition and then began competing as a female and winning.

allowing shit like that is just not on.

We have the power of the sun.

Can't trust tap water can't afford bottled

It stands to reason. The US gets a lot more sun, is richer, has more social mobility, and people are more religious, and generally friendlier.

im have no sexual attraction towards the masculine
im completely unnattracted to blokes who look even slightly manly

but find feminine boys about as attractive as girls

oh fuck off rasheed

OP here

hoping your enjoying my thread x

Think it means he raped two people

>wanting to pay for child rapists surgery so they can have an easier time in women's prison

mad, literally mad

Doubt it, the pound's hemorrhaging value.

bender

had a wank
did a poo
now i really need a (You)

indeed

did a chunky poo earlier and it sounded like vivaldi's four seasons, "summer" to be precise

the UK really needs to ban religious schools. have you seen the shit kids get taught in catholic, jewish and mudslime schools? literally absurd.

>im not gay but i fancy men
hmm ok

Getting really fed up with negative bremainers threatening to move to austrailia, just fuck off already. No one is going to miss you or your second class media studies degree.

Attracted to femininity lad. I think that's the case with most people who find that they have no problem with traps and such but have no interest in normal guys

>sunlight

Overrated. Gary Glitter moved to thailand to get more sunlight and he's a nonce. Need I say more.

>Need I say more
you don't need to but i'd appreciate it if you did

yeah right now it is because the future growth dynamic of the UK has changed completely

people still want to buy into the UK though, it's still got prestige even if it walls itself off. say the exchange rate is 0.8:1 to the dollar now and no one's buying then it goes up to 1:1, suddenly that's a good deal, people buy and it goes to 0.9:1

supply and demand friendo