ITT: We all live in a house

ITT: We all live in a house

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hey who the fuck drank my chocolate milk

user why the fuck don't you close the bathroom's door everytime you masturbate

no niggers allowed.

God damn it who jizzed all over the sofa?

Which one of you fags raped my ass while I was passed out drunk last night in the bathtub?

can someone borrow me a sock? im out of mine..

Who put the wiener dog in the dishwasher?

i poured it down the drain, fuckwad
choco milk is degenerate

fbi, open up

Dammit!!! Why does this cucumber smell like sweaty, dirty ass? I was gonna make a salad.

Those are some high roofs. How do you build that shit if you're afraid of heights?

why are the socks in my drawer crusty????? and for that matter he curtains????????

Too late faggots! We were here first to shoot the doggo

you fucking asshole I was gonna drink that

Oh shit guys, wat do.

Which one of you used all my adult diapers?

guys there is fbi

dont put ur HDDs in microwave there is camera

Which one of you fuckers took my dog shovel? How am I supposed to shovel now?

I'm just glad one of you fags stole my thumb drive with the pizza and loli porn.

which one?

dz

Guys i can explain the weed, I'm a certified botologist

Why does our water taste like bleach

you could dig a grave

because I cleaned the faucet with bleach

I tried my best masturbating, instead, I fucked Tim while he was passed out

Sorry Tim, bad habits die hard

fucking damn it

I didn't want to have to do this

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dz

you fucked Tim? I thought I fucked Tim.. Who did I fuck?

What the fuck do you think Gerald?

We aren't DEA. We just want the doggo!

Jesus christ woulds you guys stop watching porn and slowing down the wifi

MHHMHHMHMH

BOTH you bastards raped my passed out ass!?! I'm telling mom!

mom isn't gonna do shit, i killed her

Who the fuck took my pocket pussy and poured all the chocolate milk in it?

I can hear the goddamn jap screams from down here, stop watching hentai you fucking scumbags

Hey guys i brought this girl home I thought you guys might want to meet.

You dick! Just wait and see what I do to your bananas!

don't you fucking tell Mom, Tim. I'll fuck you in the ass again I don't give a fuck

oops sorry m8

I got dibs on making HIM a bowl of eggs!

noy

you have to vist me facebook

com/ZuurDuke

cause needs more fine friends

with class

and boob cuties

to list spirits


Boerderijweg, Nederlanden


yes yes I know


then don't be a pizza


fan out then

Which one of you will be my sex toy tonight?

That's ok man, shit happens. I just hope you didn't have any sexually transmitted diseases?

Will you at least use lube next time? Christ my hemorrhoids are killing me!

Hope everyone doesn't mind, I brought my cousin to stay over for a week or two.

nah dude was a good fuck

I would like you all to meet my niece

Nigga this bitch gave me AIDS a few months ago. Her skanky ass can sleep outside

Nice! I assume she'll be missing school for the next few weeks while she stays with us?

>loli hentai
>illegal
wat

Mind if I Spongebob and chill with her?

Hey everyone, I'm home from school! How was everyone's day?

Who ordered all this pizza? I got no cash

I'm back home guys. Brought cocaine, LSD, meth and weed. Wait, who the fuck broke my bong?

So we're just not gonna talk about all the cat heads that user left in the toilet?

...

Sure man, but don't pull anything you crazy guy, haha!

PLEASE DONT STAND IN MY CUM CORNER!

Oh shit me and Mike thought you were gonna pay for it homie, sorry boutdah.

She's on vacation. Thanks for your concern though.

I thought I already told you to not bring strangers into our crack den again!

Do you guys mind if my little sister comes to stay with us for a few days?

Shes no stranger Jessie.

There's a cat sellotaped to the back of the kitchen door.

Fucker pissed all over me as I walked past

Don't worry, I'll be very nice and gentle!

Who farted?

Sure, but only if she stays in my bed.

She can crash on the cum couch.

She can stay in my room ;)

Boii this blunt fucks up haaaard
Who wants a hit ?

Hey guys, just got home from work, what's up?

pass that shit nigga

If we end up in the van again like last time I'll fucking snort all of your cocaine ration for a month!

Which one of you fuckers stole all the bras from my room?

It's a movie about an old guy and a boy scout

Didn't you get the eviction notice taped on your door?

I call next bitch

I told you not to come back here bitch, you're bad for our business!

I accidentally knocked a lit candle over guys. Now my room is on fire. Where the fuck is the Fire Extinguisher?

Tim here again, probably the same asshole that stole my lotion and used Gerald's cucumber as an ass dildo

Charlie, the costume party is next week, or are we raiding the tumblr frat tonight?

Here bro
Only the finest kush for my brothers

Used it for my new meth recipe. Sorry about that.

Fucking Marty, jesus christ why do we let him stay here

Just cum on the fire. That's what the rest of us would do.

He probably broke my bong too. Fucking asshole

>can someone borrow me a sock
>borrow me a sock
>borrow me

Oh shit man, I love UP, it really brought some light into the epidemic of mysogyny men women have to face everyday.

Can you guys quit flirting with my cousin. It's so annoying to watch.

Who the fuck stole my signed copy of Mein Kampf?

he hasn't paid rent in 2 months either, good fucking lord

can you guys keep it down? ive been trying to get through an article on vintage camaros for 20 minutes and you idiots keep ruining it.

guys can i get out of the basement? It's getting cold here

Which one of you FAT NEETS ATE MY FUCKING TENDIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fuck.

The fire spread. The Kitchen is on fire now.

I'm tired of his shit dude let's kick him out

You go for it, I believe in you!

No way man! She told me she loves my cock.

Greetings, gentlemen! I am the new resident of this wonderful household! Where can I place my objects?