Ask someone who cleans a gas station anything

Ask someone who cleans a gas station anything.

what is your credit card number?

Top kek

Sure, it's 8008-1350-6969

For a good time call who?

Why do you have such a shit life?

what color's my underwear??

Because I hate myself. Next

Yellow

Concerning the bathroom, should I just shit on the floor THEN pick it up and smear on the walls or just press my ass against the walls and sort of crab-walk along spreading it?

Thanks

What's the worst condition you've had to clean? How do you deal with the smell? Have you ever seen large amounts of blood? Do people sometimes run off with the bathroom keys? Was there ever a time you had to kick a person out?

holy shit this
thread

I think the crab walk would be more unique, but fuck you in advance for making my life harder.

Once there was period blood all over the bathroom floor, but thats about the worst. Other than the fact that some meth head known to have stds comes in everyday and uses the bathroom so I have to super bleach it every fucking day.

did you lick the blood or you passed the opportunity?

Well normally I would but there was some brown shit mixed in and I'm not quite ready for that yet.

wrong, who the fuck has yellow underwear, you're a fraud OP, A FRAUD!

Sir, please stop yelling at me. I'm a janitor, not a psychic.

How much booze and meth do you need just to make it through each day?

How clean is your gas station?

which is filthier: men's rooms or ladies rooms?

Oh, none. Using substances like those are bad for your health. I just occasionally smoke weed and frequently masterbate.

Maybe 7.5/10

One bathroom and kinda filthy but not too bad most days

Great job answering that user's question. Fucking retard. You deserve to be wiping up piss and shit from the bathroom floors.

Thanks, oh, and fuck you

Why didn't you post this on Reddit?

Because I didn't feel like it
Good question btw

Oh, and because according to that guy up there ^ I'm a retard

Hi Geoff

Well my name isn't Geoff, but hi.

Do you have any long-term career plans besides cleaning a gas station?

Can I get change for a dollar?

How do you clean up my monster turds if they won't flush?

Is there blood on it?

Have you ever fucked a goat?

Maybe write scripts for movies, that'd be cool.

Sorry, no

Plunge, plunge some more, just keep plunging

No, I'm not Muslim

How many times do you contemplate suicide a day?

Have you ever been so far even as decided to use go want to look more like?

Lately I've gotten it down to about three times a week.

Sorry, you'll have to speak English if you want me to answer your question

Wut