USA vs Costa Rica CONCACAF Hex WCQ

PulisGOD will save us from Klinsmann's memery edition. Getting in the thread early for today's game.

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>b-but we don't care with divegrass

They care until they lose.

how many will BASED RUÍZ score today?

So what are the outcomes of this game? If we lose are we out of World Cup qualification

no

Not even close. We play 10 games total against the other 5 teams in the hex, home and away. Losing the first 2 wouldnt be the end of the world.

None because Brooks will break his scrawny spic legs lol

I-I believe th-that we will win....

>If we lose are we out of World Cup qualification

What on earth are you even talking about?

Just win the remaining 4 home games and you're pretty much in. Mexico got through with 11 points.

The only reason that happened was because the US gave you a hand with panama. Had that not happened you wouldn't have gone at all.

reminder

m.youtube.com/watch?v=vFREXbDG_Qc

Based Costa Rica BTFOing "muh unity" cucks
USA needs to embrace the villain role already

I've been watching MLS reciently, specifically NY city, mostly because VILLA, PIRLO, LAMPARD. And I was fucken hyped about Jack Harrison, lil nigga can dribble, control and shoot.

Two weeks ago I realise he is from Manchester.
Couldn't help but Kek hard.

Who cares, niggas playing basketball is more enjoyable than this povertyball shit

Dudes pretty cool guy, has a weird hybrid accent though. Gonna be great when he plays opposite Pulisic for the USMNT in 4 years

See you in the playoffs America.

can someone assist with a stream?

As much as reddit gets flak on here, they are good for something.

check /r/soccerstreams friend. They should have an acestream link or a direct stream link

What fucking channel is this going to be on? All I'm seeing is bullshit Bein Sports. Who the fucks has Bein Sports outside a Mexican household?1

If you get NBC Universo it's on there

floridians with u-verse

2 bongs until it starts. Im hoping for a draw. That would be good enough for me considering that we never won away against Costa rica

It should be Fox Sports 2.

thanks!

i always watch it on the mexicuck channels. the announcers are GOAT

who to watch out for on the costa rica side?

Navas, Ruiz, and Campbell

There is this one Mexican fucker that I despise. A friend of mine told me he played for Chivas or some shit. Everytime a mexican player dives he calls it as a foul. Its annoying as fuck.

If we lose Russia will nuke us

3-0. You saw it here 1st

Please support fellow CONCACAF players

this won't be close. 5-0 USA

Somehow only one change and it was forced

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>Matarrita as a FB
You guys somehow fucked up after succeeding in a game you put him at winger.

>yfw both teams have the same number of starters playing in MLS

5 man backline, so it doesn't really matter. He'll be playing high up.

>Michael Bradley
well now I know if this is worth watching or not

absolute reddit

he starts every game though...

Computers are giving up on us

so if the US gets 0 points tonight it's practically over, right?

Costa Rica away is almost always a surefire loss, though.

Yeah basically

Yep
RIP soccer in America

Not really

Matarrita used to be neighbor. We even played together when we were 6-7 yo. I am so fucking proud mae :)

Also AMA

score predictions?

he is the captain....

How much money you make a year?

What states and cities do I have to go to the Costa Rica to find a place where soccer is the most popular sport of all

I only like soccer in Costa Rica

Stream? Is this gonna be broadcast on any U.S network?

How's life in Costa Rica?

I heard you are not as much of a shithole as the rest of Central America?

this slut is putting on a foot clinic

Is Navas from Real Madrid the GK?

So, which are the possibilities about an US victory playing in Centre America?

Yes. He's literally the best GK they've ever had in their history, he will never miss a match.

yes

No, hes Chilean

Next to zero
They've never won in Costa Rica, although most of those games was on concrete
But they lost in the new stadium

We're basically a lock to win this ez

FYI: If you don't get Bein Sports there are 2 options. You can either watch the game in spanish on NBC Universo or If you have a smartphone, download the GO90 app and check the sports section for the english stream

50% when playing not mexico\costa Rica
2% against Mexico
About 15% chance today

thats the spirit

If you have dollars we have street players. Enough to win concacaf tournaments.

what channel is this shit on?

Who /worried/ here?

Nada, me graduo el otro año
Honestly, anywhere. People here only care about futbol/soccer.
Its shit. Everything is expensive as fuck. The traffic is insane and there are a lot of criminals and robbery and shit, but yeah we're notting compared to Honduras or El Salvador

>guess who I am

>El AmericANO

Is it me or has bradley really regressed since 2014 WC??

Haha it's just Costa Rica

I'm sure this'll be the game when we realize we know how to play

el mejor de memes xD

I see
However, I still believe you guys can make an unexpected win.
For some reason, I always have a little sympathy for the USMNT.

People are trying to mold him into something other than what he is

It's a joke
That autistic tico is somewhere

>pogba

Can't stand that adidas commercial. Why would his mom call him pogba?

But for real though. He's regressed since like 2011 and 2012, once Donovan left. I feel like Donovan and Dempsey were the people that made him look good; Pulisic reminds me of Donovan, so hopefully he'll help Bradley out.

Honestly can't remember the last game where I was like "Wow! Bradley is playing really well! I can't wait to seem him in the world cup!"

What do you mean by this?

I cant believe Fox Sports didnt pick up this game. Costa Rica are a good team

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Matarrita is the last kid on the bottom lane

>the USMNT will be the most hated team in the world now

bravo Sup Forums

MAGA
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Will we ever find someone thats better than JOZY?

He was overrated by Americans went he went to Roma
Any time there's some "big" Yuro club team name next to the player they think he's perfection
Kinda like what you're doing to Pulisic
In Bradley's case, Klinsmann is deadset on trying to turn him into a playmaker when he's more of a defensive guy

just fucking embrace it, you cucks

your fans missed a yuge banter opportunity vs mexico

>tfw I really don't want to watch this but I might do it anyway because I expect this thread to be full of trump bantz

Wait for Green or Rubin to get better.

Got my half time fap time picture ready. Thanks, hiromoot

his name is paul his last name is pogba lol

I watched Mexico's game against Senegal in January
Those Senegalese guys were bad at soccer but they was fast af and Mexico couldn't compensate
What we need is just to get the NBA All-stars to play on our team

Pulisic already has good performances in the Champions league and in the league with a top club that's stacked. That's more than any American can say right now.

I feel like no one watched him at Roma. All he did was sit in front of the defense and play short passes to totti and de rossi

Green is a winger
Rubin is a manlet

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They only really care when they're playing Mexico. Mericucks are just to obsessed with our chorizo

is america white?

messi is a manlet tho

Ancelotti is trying to convert Green into a CF, iirc.

Honestly, I cant think of any good American striker prospect right now. Theyre all so fucking shit or not ready or injured.