Any literally basement dwellers on Sup Forums right now?
Do you have a job?
Are you a stereotypical basementfag (virgin? fat? never get laid? no friends?)
how nice is your basement setup? pics?
how do your parents feel about you living in their basement? Do you pay rent/for your own food/etc?
Pic unrelated
>Live in an inexpensive basement apt.
>Have job
> am fat (around 240) give it take
> recently divorced so no virginfag
> few friends
>29
Does that count?
What do you think the b stands for faggot?
The only skinny guy on Sup Forums here. I had a job, but I'm taking a break from it. I live with a roommate, not a basement.
Early 20s, I don't know whether you'd consider me a virgin because I only have ever fooled around and had my dick sucked once but other than that I've not had any sex. I don't have any friends other than famiily and cooworkers.
Am I the average 4channer? I genuinely wanna know
>27 years old
>virgin (kissless and all that).
>unemployed for past 6 years
>no friends
>no family
>renting a tiny 1 room basement
Dont wanna live, dont wanna kill myself either.
Might go for suicide by cop if this keeps up
>19 Years old
>Engineering Student
>Livin with parents,gonna move out soon
>Regularly Have sex with gf
>Fit body
>Pretty big social cycle/skills
>Other activities/Hobbies
Anybody like me?
No job.
Fat (216lbs 5'11")
Haven't been laid in seven years.
Have a few friends, but most have gotten married and only have time for their wives friends (totally not bitter)
Basement is okay. My dad uses it as his theatre room so I sleep in the laundry room to stay out of the way.
I can tell my dad is depressed as fuck by my living with him. Sometimes I hear him crying.
I'd move out but I have nowhere to go and I'm just autistic enough that I'm unable to get a job but not autistic enough for neetbux.
I get food stamps and cook and clean for him.
Invasive thoughts of suicide and whatnot all day errday
Oh I forgot, I'm 6'2", weighing in at 168lbs
>31
>live with my mother
>in same room I grew up in
>attractive
>in decent shape
>just moved back in state and piss poor broke
>talked to a few girls but hide the fact I live at home
>hoping to get a job and move back out of state soon
5'11" and 216?
you're just overweight man not even obese
I'm 5'11 and 250
if I weighed 216 I'd still be getting pussy
Yes you're a fucking virgin you virgin
Same exact thing except live off campus and am 22
Overweight is still fat though.
I'm shaped like a pear. Shitsux
>do you have a job?
No
>are you a stereotypical basementfag (virgin? fat? never get laid? no friends?)
Virgin, Check. Fat, no. Never get laid, Check. No friends, Check.
>how nice is your basement setup? pics?
just my room
>how do your parents feel about you living in their basement? Do you pay rent/for your own food/etc?
They lost all hope, and me too. I guess they don't care anymore. No.
>23
>5'11 170lbs
>Fit
>In grad school working on masters in education
>Average apartment
>Fucked 17 chicks
>Found out I have chlamydia
>Not sure if sucks as much as being virgin but feels pretty fucking bad
>Decent social circle about 8 close friends
>Play too many video games
Pretty much where I'm at but I'm 20 and moved out when I graduated and recently moved back home. Gonna find a job and hopefully start taking classes, move back out when I can.
Not a virgin but haven't had sex in awhile, kind of putting women on the back burner trying to sort out my brain. I'm in a never ending process of trying to learn and find myself.
24, with job.
Live alone in basement flat in the city, rented. I pay for everything.
Average weight, ~65kg.
Have boyfriend and several close friends.
Decent setup. Basically an underground studio flat.
>I have a job but it's a dead end shit job.
>Rarely get laid but it happens a few times a year
>Huge, but empty aside from my bed and computer setup, private bathroom/shower
>Great, it's a 3 bedroom house I rent with my friends, they pay rent but I don't as it's my dad's house. Dad also pays for some of my food
im spoilt and will never be anything hehe
fag
>live in nice basement apt. with 2 friends
>occasional jobs as event technician (sound)
>get money from parents
>computer science student
>sometimes sex with fuckbuddys. but only like one time a month
>22
also i have lots of friends.
I'm 35, engaged, have had the same job for 11 years (fiber premises tech), I own my own home, and my car-a modded bugeye WRX-has been paid off for years. I didn't go to college so I only have credit card debt.
Not going to work unless you're black. Police will just take you peacefully. At least you'd be in jail and not a basement.
>23
>No job. Recently graduated college. Didn't participate or do any internships so my diploma ain't worth shit. Don't have drive to go out and find a job.
>I don't go out. I still have a few close friends from high school, but they moved to different areas so we only interact over PS4.
>I get laid occasionally as I am mildly handsome and can be charming. Girls pretty much have to throw themselves at me for it to go down tho. Not since I graduated though since I don't want to deal with the shame of sneaking girls into the basement at age 23.
>My father is dead, but he would surely be disappointed. My mother thinks I'm actually actively trying to find a job so she isn't complaining too much yet. lol