Sup Forums is so boring right now. Let's spice things up

Sup Forums is so boring right now. Let's spice things up
Share your deepest darkest secret(s)

Me? I cheated on my girlfriend with my step-sister, twice. She took me back both times.

Got angry at siblings for being asswipes so I strangled their pet dog when they were gone, accidentally ended up killing it, blamed it on age.

I've fapped to furry.

Get out.

i like lil girls

I was camping and found Bigfoot.

That's right, Bigfoot is real and GAY.

I only come to Sup Forums for the trap threads.

Get out.

Get out.

I watched my ex's older sister jerk off their horse probably a dozen times.

A dog licked my dick once

K, I don't do it anymore.

21 never been kissed virgin

>Saying this on Sup Forums
We said a secret faggot

I've had a gf for two years but probably around once every few months I take it in the ass from some guy I know

Sometimes when I take a really long poop my dick leaks some precum

Does she know?

Cheated on wife during our honeymoon

Get out.

Get out.

I once got these dubs

When I was 10 I made my pet dog eat a treat off my dick.

No way, she thinks I'm alpha

That's fucked up

>87

I've taken it in the ass before out of curiosity

sometimes i bump threads

I fuck diplomas and certificates. I've mentioned it on Sup Forums a fair bit, but it's still my deepest secret that I keep hidden from my friends and family.

Especially since I've stolen some of their certificates to fuck, and it's such an out-there fetish, that I don't think I'd ever be accepted for it.

me and my ex still talk and Skype sex regularly behind my girlfriends back and not proud of it

>bachelor of arts degree
Might as well fuck it, it's useless anyway.

I pay girls for skype shows, I also went to several massage parlor a while being in a relationship.

Exactly. At least it pleased my cock.

I know a guy that kills cats in the most fucked up ways, liquid nitrgogen, gutted, .22. He enjoys it. I think hell be a serial killer. Theres this thing called a clothesline, tie 2 cats tails with string, hang them on a line, they kill eacother til death

A wizard is among us

>Fuck off, spanks

Wtf why have you not murdered him

When pps try to make me angry, I'm chill as fuck, but inside I'm angry as fuck. So pps think, I'm tough.

why havent you told us who he is

Saw the videos, slightly enjoyed it
Iraq war vet, would probably disarm and kill me first

Want his #?

Who sucked it better?

I worship satan.

I've been regularly fucking my mother in law

Kindly provide us with a link, user

You are a special kind of piece of shit, user. Also...greentext, pls.

I was the one who started the Spanks VS MegaSal wars in all of the hunger threads

I put butter on my asshole so my dog would lick it. Not my proudest moment, to say the least.

how is this spicy meme ball called?

I need more templates

I just found this fire maymay on googly. Edited it myself (terribly) Here's the original.

I love you op

tits in return

You are a god

Step sister, that's why I went back for a second round B)

She looks like my professor.

Nice quads

Yup

WITNESSING MYSELF. I AM A GOD
~OP

WOAH BRO I NEED TO STOP.
~OP