Yo. what is Texas like?

yo. what is Texas like?

Warm guns outside of austin and in austin a bunch of useless fags for the most part

I live in Dallas and it's full of niggers and mexicans.

Watch a few episodes of King of Hill, it's pretty close to the real thing.

Dallas sucks. Right outside of austin where the guns start coming out is the best place

I tell you hwat

Depends, where are you going?

Depends.

Austin is nice but hipster which sucks
DFW area can be cool
There is a period where the weather is absolutely perfect in Dallas

>Austin and Dallas are the only places worth visiting
>everything between Austin and El Paso is desert, pointless land
>lifted trucks
>fake cowboys that dip
>fake cowgirl sluts that still go to clubs
>smells like cowshit everywhere
>no curvy roads anywhere
>military town like Killeen is disgusting
>most people are ugly and overweight

Fuck this state I hope Mexico takes it back

Pretty much the most badass republic ever, OP.

It's like a big wasteland of dean corll like people

That's funny because none of these things apply to where I live, or in the area you specified.

Desert
Fat people
Republicans
Illegals

Who incidentally do all the work for the Republicans

Me too.

I live in dowtown ft worth. I like it here i've lived in the bay area, Miami, Colorado Springs. So far I like it here the best! Pretty chill for the most part cheap drinks and cowboy sluts. Plus good bbq!

>A little bit of sand
>Almost everyone I know are skinny
>True
>Also true

Illegals only do some of the good construction and landscaping.

excluding the niggers and beaners, Texas is the best state in the union

Like northern Mexico

Fuck dallas. It's all about Houston

If there's one place more full of niggers than Dallas it's Houston.

Houston smells bad.

op; outside of austin

It's quite nice there

any DFW wins