/heem/: slam edition

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Previous thread: News:

>Edgar may fight at bantamweight in the future
mmajunkie.com/2016/11/following-ufc-205-win-frankie-edgars-future-may-be-at-bantamweight-unless-mcgregor-is-game

>WWE interested in Conor McGregor
mmafighting.com/2016/11/15/13633378/morning-report-wwe-vice-president-triple-h-interested-in-bringing

>UFC planning big event in Russia (Khabib getting title shot?)
bloodyelbow.com/2016/11/14/13621640/dana-white-planning-ufc-event-in-russia-mma-putin-trump-news

>Tukhugov removed from UFC FN 102
mmajunkie.com/2016/11/zubaira-tukhugov-removed-from-ufc-fight-night-102-for-potential-anti-doping-violation

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=bQ_cWnARAIg
youtu.be/O2sQTswQIAY
mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/conor-mcgregor-embarrasses-girl-instagram-9261776
twitter.com/TeamKhabib/status/798628517235879936
youtu.be/exn-05XUN3c
youtu.be/2Cb_CBJsKZ0
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

Schaub >Mcgregor

HAD

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/moose/ reppin

A

WHITE

oompa loompa vs. mighty mouse

who wins?

STILL MY BOY

I-is he kill?

>Conor used to get into fistfights with his father because he wanted him to be a plumber

He's literally one of us, I know countless knackers with great fighting skills that could make it pro if they put down the drink and drugs

No bullying guys

That little Mexican child has fast hands, if his opponent wasn't literally twice his size he would of heemed him

AND IT IS ALL OVER

Is that real?

>Romero smokes a cigar after each training session

Is this his secret?

It's a ''spainsperg You's 100 replies in one post and unleashes his autistic fury'' thread.

Yeah his head movement was decent too

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMM

his traps are just full of smoke?

>The biggest star in the business and the first two weightclass UFC champ is a plumber of trade

I fucking love that shit.

>Gypsy scum talking about me
Gross.

youtube.com/watch?v=bQ_cWnARAIg

youtube.com/watch?v=bQ_cWnARAIg

AHAHAHAHA THEY DID A SPECIAL ON ARTEM

youtu.be/O2sQTswQIAY
@27:48

They are actually lung tumors, terrible disease but you will say that I'm lying

mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/conor-mcgregor-embarrasses-girl-instagram-9261776

>women
what a fookin' bitch, lads

Why are artems arms so fucking small?

Schaub bless brother.

Love when a fellow Schaubro gets the first post.

Fuck kelvin that fat piece of shit

twitter.com/TeamKhabib/status/798628517235879936

Gooby removed a portion of each arm to surgically give himself more reach. Armtem was rewarded with a UFC contract

We are all part of the TFATK army here, some people are just deep undercover.

Absolutely massive. Huge. Ripped. Genetic beast.

Howling at this post

Aren't you happy the Muhammad Ali of the 21st century is white?

Schaub is brown tho
youtu.be/exn-05XUN3c

Bless.

The belt on his right shoulder looks like a replica desu.

Also, these belts are crap, they should have the champion's name engraved on them and the category of the division.

I doubt they're even made of gold.

He has big feet.

>Those comments

Who is your favorite MMA analyst? Kid Nate.

Now that Romero is basically confirmed to be getting the new Middleweight title shot, what happens to the rest of the top contenders? I was thinking Jacare vs Weidman and Rockhold vs the winner of Brunson-Whittaker.

Probably Schaub.

next*

>3:10

I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me..

Should Rogan be banned from Earth for kicking Schaub out of the UFC?

did he died

pat barry vs. schaub who wins and how?

how did MW turn into such a dumpster fire lads?
>Rochhold KO'd, injured
>Weidman KO'd, lost 2 in a row
>Jacare lost in the mix
>Anderson old and lost 10 in a row
>Yoel amazing but getting old
>Bisping somehow champ and defending against grandpa Hendo

>OFFICIAL /heem/ ANALYST POWERRANKINGS
1. Eugene S. Robinson
1. Brendan Schaub
2. Bryan Callen
3. Kid/King/Cuck Nate

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4. Cuck Thompson
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5. Zane Simon
6. Hack Slack
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7. Connor neckbeard
8. Dr. Wyman
9. Dallas Winston
10. Luca Fury
11. Cody Saftic
12. Bas
13. Rogan

-------UFC SHILL POWER GAP------
1004. Dominick Cruz
1005. Dan Hardy
1006. Brian Stann
1007. Bisping
1008. Florian
1009. Cormier
1010. Tyrone
1011. Robin Black

whats wrong with Robin B L A C K E D?

pretty sure he never made it as a plumber
he said he was the one who would get everyone coffee n shit, maybe he was an apprentice and quit to trane

Pretty good rankings. I like you.

What happened with that guy doing video's for the ufc?

What is the worst UFC fight judging decision of all time?

>dan hardy not the top of the ufc shill rankings
fuck off, cruz is trash analyst and fighter

khabib has 1.2 million instagram followers

khabib vs fergushit in russia for the interim 155 title when?

schaub arklovski

How do you defend against this?
youtu.be/2Cb_CBJsKZ0

lol

>All these broke Irish hating bums upset Conor mate derogatory comments about spics and nigs

>Conor literally told Aldo in a press conference in FUCKING BRAZIL that if it was two hundred years ago he'd ride into his favela in horseback and behead him

COMFY CONOR

Weidman is great, rockhold is great, jacare is great, tim kennedy can be great, rashad is all right

MW has a very bright future, problem is michael "mike" bisping luckied out a KO and will do everything thing he can to avoid defending against real competition plus they have a roided up freak who keeps getting away with it who will probably win till he usada gets him

anyone got that pic with Rockhold and Weidmans dad?

>getting heemed after being completely sloppy and open
>luck

I like memes.

Does this mean Weidman has to move back to the shittier part of Baldwin?

early stoppage

Cody Saftic :)

how exactly does one becomes a coffee boy in the plumbering business?
like do they even have that

>dr. wyman's unwillingness to concede that luke has shit hands

Why do white men want to be black so badly? Lol

That's the rules at jackson's

you're the guy who gets the coffee when you can't do anything useful

Connor vs Woodley imminent.

you're inexperienced and just watching people as you learn the trade thus you're basically a bell boy, carrying shit and just existing

Maybe in your dreams.

>scheduled to fight conor
>better just spam a straight right and hope for the best

MARK HENRY: CHESS MASTER

Yeah for sure my man. But frist lick that cheeto dust off your fingers.

>implying yoel will ever pop
Hes elite at cheating too, and there is nothing bisbong(who cheats too) can do about it

what is an irishman but a nigger turned inside out

Khabib tagged webm

idiot

When is he making his UFC debut?

>OH HES HURT MIKE HES WOBBLY HES HURT HERE
>Fighter keeps moving forward

Let's be real if you are not Frankie Edgar, Mark Henry can't be bothered.

>Those wind hooks

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OOOH NO YOU DIDNT'T! BISPONG IS THE NATTY GOAT KING HE WILL NEVER CHEATENED YOU SHITACE DICKWAD BUTTHOLE POOP FACE AUTIST

Sometimes Rogan is seriously stupid
>DUDE WEED LMAO

He got rid of his dope ass Russian gang tats and lost his lore.

At this point who is the best fighter under 6 feet tall? Not pound for pound bullshit. Literally the fighter most likely to beat anyone else under 6 feet tall.

he's not rocked at all in that webm
he gets thrown off balance and then resets
fucking casuals

A MUUNNNSTERRRRRRR

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Youre fking stupid if you think he has been natty throughout his entire career

Did i say he rocked, you stupid burger? Go back slurping kfc gravy

dude I said I was going to get the next OP

dc
anthony 5'11 127/128ths johnson
romero

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Can he beat Stipe?

You now remember how quickly he beat glover, gus and bader

i'm not talking to you, russia
i was referring to this british guy I was talking to yesterday
you're alright