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What the fuck are these eyes, I've never seen anything like this before (edition)

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this is true, stuff like TORtanic and the Zimmerman Trials were way more fun than shite like Longcat or the Chanology. But Sup Forums literally inviting Reddit here en masse was the worst thing to ever happen to this site.

first for never having had sex

doing a spring clean

she's squinting you spastic

delete this

me2

bit like /brit/ inviting Sup Forums here to defeat /swe/

Why do Brits always end their sentences with "lads"?

It's so redundant

reddit has been here since before pol got them over
/r/Sup Forums was the worst thing to ever happen to this website

Redditors are smarter on average and have better debate

Found myself a thai muslimfu gf tbqh

never used l*ds before in my life

they want to be irish

Why do Finns always end their sentences with "redundant"?

It's so

The first time I came to Sup Forums there happened to be a post limit sized best of Sup Forums thread up (I have not seen one since) which allowed me to learn the common sentiments toward each country and assimilate very quickly. Stayed because Australian's rep for shitposting means I don't have to think my posts through

this finnish cunt is pissing me off lads
ive never heard an irish person irl say lads, i hear plenty of people from the south east of england saying it

Doing a listen of an audio book lads

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need to ride a willy

nah i've been on it enough to know they're mostly a left wing version of here. They just put more effort into phrasing their opinions

I've seen tonnes of threads on Sup Forums where they organise setting up Sup Forums groups on other sites, and they openly shill this place pretty much everywhere. I know it's usually newfags from the_donald doing it but it's literally destroying their board and that shit spreads since it's the largest on the site now.

literally always said

>Not finishing setences with lads

I think this guy should Finnish talking shit and GTFO THE FUCK OUT of this thread, lads.

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>they want to be irish
>an irishman typed this incredulous statement on /brit/

oh fuck off already
>Reddit
>debate
creasing

>London
>Please be there

P I C K B O T H
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B
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*loads shoutgun
RIGHT
*unloads shotgun*
Today we're going to discuss peaceful resolution
*loads shotgun*
VERSUS AGGRESSIVE TACTICS
*unloads shotgun*
and how the two can combine to form and effective negotiation strategy
*loads shotgun*
NOW DO AS I FUCKIN SAY*
*unloads shotgun*
and please hand over that (you)

Really not. Even their gimmicks are better than the low-effort garbage we have here. Have you seen the one about the ol' reddit switcharoo. It's has me clapping in awe every single time. Compare that to 'ah yes' or 'the northern powerhouse'. Garbage. They have more varied discussions and generally more polite and normal people. It's incomparable.

don't care

There is no debate at all on Sup Forums it's all rorkes low iq

why dont you fuck off there then you weird cunt

why do recruitment agencies always have qt grils

well then fuck off, where did you get the impression anybody wants you here?

to make you want to be recruited more

I'm trying to make /brit/ a better place for all friend

Anyone else find Tay Tay very attractive?

Does anyone else browse r/unitedkingdom ?

Sup Forums has done that ever since the stormfags did it to Sup Forums

looks like a mtf

>Anyone else find Tay Tay very attractive?

This post works best if you cover it and uncover each line as you read

You've spent too much time on the 'chins my friend

ah yes the pretend to be Redditors and then act incredulous when people tell you to fuck off gimmick

got some uni work to do :/

she so famous I forget about her desu

the yank election made it ten times worse

is it against copyright to act out the plane sequence from the tdkr?

Yestersay I posted a vocaroo to get feedback on my English prinounciation, you know like what the Sup Forums board is supposed to be about and some chav here was like, exact quotes in fact: why are you trying to speak like us?
I mean this place is interesting, like a zoo is interesting. But certainly not a place to have normal online conversations with normal people.

Christ my poos are dreadful, it's like slop

women should have softer edges . no babby wants to be cradled in a sack of bones

Stop giving it (You)s you thick fucks

FOY

I cannot get enough of the look on normoid faces when i reveal i don't use any of the major social media sides. Blows their little minds, they cannot comprehend someone not sharing their delusions

nibba you gay

>ywn be that close to taytay
>you will never smell her nice girl smell
I envy that man

*covers my ears*
FUCK UP DUMB REDDITOR

>women should have softer edges . no babby wants to be cradled in a sack of bones

>the Algerian is back
Howling, tell us about those hookers you pay not to fuck again lad

please do not reply to the nonce thanks x

>he actually likes the idea of shagging skinny girls

bit bent that

FOY

you're just west brits desu

love how irritated these little cunts get that they can't downvote or report posts for hurting their feelings here

you shouldn't encourage him

It's alright desu. Skinny girls are better to look at but thicc is much better in bed

This. If you don't shag fat guys you're pretty much a bender.

>alri.jpg

I'm a bilingual, bisexual, Reddit crossposting, radical centrist Canadian. Do I care what you runts think of me? Psshhh. No can do, too busy enjoying my life.

thats what i like about her

land of the english

>'dora143.jpg

wouldn't shagging a skinny girl be like fucking a xylophone though

>It's alright desu. Skinny girls are better to look at but thicc is much better in bed

>report posts for hurting their feelings

Wait, we can't do that? Says who?

wew

Nah it's alright, they always have something on their hips and thighs anyway but feeling a thicc girls legs wrap round your waste in great. Plus the cuddling after is far better. Only thing about skinny girls is they make you feel like a big strong man because you're noticeably larger in every way

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ah yes im sure you have so much experience

t. oblivious normie

>wrap round your waste
Fucksake

i could never cheat in a relationship
that would require two people finding me attractive

has hat posting evolved this much anywhere else? the you denying, coupled with not even putting the post number in the reply and copy and pasting word for word what is said is a VERY interesting form of meming desu

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where can I find a girl like this lads

looks like a mtf

It seems my posts are causing some controversy

Stop being so insecure. Billions of people have sex you saddo, it's hardly a make-believe superpower

Maybe not but i can reply negatively and show everyone what a fool you are

>has hat posting evolved this much anywhere else? the you denying, coupled with not even putting the post number in the reply and copy and pasting word for word what is said is a VERY interesting form of meming desu

new zealand and whales

>all these virgins bickering with each other about their imaginary sex lives

howling, mooing, cawing, GUFFAWING

be careful who you call nigger in greggs

paraphrased or implications hatposting is the best hatposting

I had a sex life, once

Foyyyyyyyyyy

>whales

>inspector tip.jpg

FOY

To all paki diaspora in this general:
What is your view on current state UK? Are you happy with it or not?
Do you do something to change the situation?
Do you have Brit gfs? How are they?
Do you plan to marry them?