Can someone explain why half of my shit is dark and the other half is light?

Can someone explain why half of my shit is dark and the other half is light?

Ass Cancer 100%

Because you're half nigger

Fuck

different meals mixing incompletely.

you've left it floating so long the parts breaking the surface have oxidized. BTW, it is not normal to have clay colored shit like in the lower parts - sign of liver disease, maybe pancreatic cancer

There is an internal conflict within you. Your better half is fighting against dark desires you hold within your soul.

It appears you have been met with a choice sometime recently in your life. This is evident of that, and you'll need to decide soon.

jesus that ring

clean you're toilet once in a while

It isn't light enough to be a problem. Less bile does cause very light or white poop, which is a sign of potentially serious problems. However this sample isn't that bad.

Your midichlorians are in balance.

did you have salad to your beef?

Have you been involved in any mitosis recently.

Taste both halves and see what the difference is

its the spring equinox

Aids

It wants to kill the Batman.

nice shitpost

Chocolate eclair superpoops for the win!

A nigger anal fucked you meanwhile you was sleeping
Sorry user

because you hadn't taken a shit in a long time. and you went to bed with a turd in you, lying horizontal. Then new poop came down and since you were lying down it got "on top" of the old turd. Then they melded, and you shat out a hybrid.

Dubs. Gotta do it OP

you're not even goin to stick around. stop meming cunt

This is the infamous Double-Doo-Doo

It happens when you buttsecks

because you are attempting to bring balance to the Force.