Trips decide how I die

Trips decide how I die

>Get a gun
>Go outside
>Ask someone heads or tails
>Shoot yourself when they answer

Doing your taxes

This.

Jump off a roof and have a rope tied around your balls

Kek. Genius. Reroll.
Also checked.

>go to maternity ward
>run into random labour room
>scream "CIRCLE OF LIFE"
>shoot self

Live a long miserable live and die alone.

old age

Rerolling for thos user

eat drywall until death

This

shatter a glass bottle in your ass

shatter a glass bottle in your ass

Years from now, old age

Choke to death on dick

if you're suicidal, dox yourself to prove its over.

glue your ass shut and start binge eating hot peppers

dammit. so close.

this plox

In your own bed, of old age, with your cock being sucked by Michelle Obama.

turn your head until everything goes black

winrar

Winrar, choose your target wisely OP.

SATANIC WINRAR

Oh shit a winner

Satan wins! Heads or tails OP?

death by chocolate

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will you deliver OP?

>satan did 911

>911
>666
Dank
Make it happen OP

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