Will I ever be happy?

will I ever be happy?

will I get a good job?

will kate send more nudes?

soon?

will we have sex when she gets back?

Is my assumption that i will an hero out of lonelines someday correct?

Will this work?

Will i be fucked up on drugs thou?
thx for the honesty magic 8 ball

happens to us all Sup Forumsrother

Will this girl be the one?

Are Emma Watson's nudes actually leaked?

derp

derpaa

Reroll

Damn that's pretty spoopy

qt 3.14 gf?

Will i fuck katie?

Are your spices trustworthy

will by bf agree to include an other girl and have a threesome?

Liar

will I be rich?

Will I go on that date with her

will I have sex this year?

will it happen in the next three months?

Reroll

Does she loves me?

Will I get an attractive girlfriend again soon?

will it be with the girl I'm with right now?

reroll

will it be the girl from some weeks ago?

Will i get laid soon?

Especially as im always high on weed, with the occasional shrooms, lean, molly or recently, coke.
I guess its a hit or miss.

Will i at least lose the V card before i kill myself?

Is she insanely obsessed with me?

will i pass my fire training?

I SAID WILL I PASS MY FIRE TRAINING!?

fuck you magic 8 ball

Should I kill myself

Are all of these questions just vague testimonies for an uncertain and cruel future that we truely cannot predict due to our finite lifespans?

Was the rape a lie

Is it going to happen if I play my cards right?

Will I ever get a qt3.14?

Does anyone currently like me?

Will I ever not be depressed?

Will she get with me?

Will the navy accept my application?

Will I get a job within the next week?

Will Laura and I ever be together

fak

Will someone throw himself off a building and fall on top of me?

Will I get a girlfriend before my birthday?

Predict now

Asking again

I'll take that as a yes.
Is it going to be a fat fuck?

will I have her back?

Is it going to be a dude?

When we both get crushed...
Am I going to look gay/be in weird position?

reroll

Yes or no?

Am I gonna gain the power of flight in the next 20 seconds?

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

.....
That is how I am going to die...
Nice.

Is this a question?

will my wife and i get a divorce?

Roll

well shit. next time i guess

Reroll

Ariel Winter wins soon?

Dang it!

Am I gonna have sex with her?

Invite over

Will things ever get better between us

Roll

I'm counting on you being a faggot for every response in this thread.

are dubs a yes?

May I kill everyone in my neighborhood, no exceptions, even dogs?

will I get succy

will marisa fuck me when i see her alone?

GOD DAMN IT

Does Donald J. Trump POTUS love me?

would christina fuck me?

Is this bitch gonna suck my dick?

re

Is Emma Watson flirting with me in an awkward way by deliberately releasing not so nude photos of herself because she secretly wants me to beast her booty?

I knew it, I fuckin knew that shit

Would Sam dingle my dong

Will i ever be happy?

Expecto my bone em mothafucker

Will I ever be a successful entrepreneur?

is she the one for me?

will she confront me next week

ROLL

ok how about the week after

Am I gonna fuck some cute biddie with nice tits and one hell of an ass?

wow you are such a downer

will she confront me before the summer begins

Every day I'm rollin em.

roll

Then I'ma fuck your mother.

Is my crush suicidal?

Will I get raped

Will my dick double in size both lengthwise and girthwise?