New secrets thread

New secrets thread

Tell me your secrets. We all have some.

I get off sharing pics and videos of my buddy's hot ex. The dumb bitch would be so humiliated if she that people know exactly what every inch of her looks like and how she looks with a cock in her mouth and cunt.

My secret is that I have a pre-cal exam tomorrow, I haven't started studying for it until now and I'm probably going to fail. 117 practice questions to study for, hold me Sup Forums.

This guy needs to greentext that rape

I can suck my own cock and sometimes cum in my mouth and swallow.

This guy

Too many to count.
-theres a video floating around of me around age 5, having sex with my baby sitter.
-many incestuous relationships during my lifetime
-i get off to blackmail pictures and want to see my wife blackmailed and coerced in to doing extremely degrading sexual acts.

me too, user

I've been a bull for the past 3 years. No one knows but us 3. In fact, my family thinks I'm a peravirgin.
Just last week I fisted then came in her while her husband watched

Greentext?

Alright, alright. A bit of a read, but I'll get it off of my chest.

>9th grade
>There's a sweet, pretty girl who had her lost her legs in an accident and uses a wheelchair
>Has very few friends due to her condition
>She's a fantastic artist
>My friends and I decide to prank her for shits and giggles
>I pretend I want to be her friend and she warms up to me instantly
>We start to hang out outside of school
>Sleep over at her house one night
>We play video games, playing some Twisted Metal
>Ask her if she can show me her portfolio (she was in the advanced art program in our school and needed to create fifty or so amazing art pieces to pass)
>After a game I say I need to go to the bathroom
>Pull out big-ass scissors from my pocket (big pocket I was wearing jncos) go into her room, and cut the bottom-half of all of her art pieces off and trash them
>Leave
>The next day, she rolls up to me in the middle of class, on the verge of crying, and asks me what happened to her art
>I said, "I made them look like you"
>All my friends laugh heartily
>She rolls over to her table, alone, and just stares at her hands in her lap for the rest of the day

It was less than a month before that art was due, too. There's no way she made it up in time. Sometimes I look back and think, "did that make her a stronger person? Or a weaker one?" Sometimes I have a desire to find out. Maybe I'll call her.

Let's see the slut wife

post the video

fuck you.

I wish this copypasta was real

fucking checked.

greentext of which? Let's just say if you've seen the extremely old black and white cp video of the young boy fucking the lady with the awful music dubbed in, congrats, you've arrived.

Really stale pasta. Shit son.

>All my friends laugh heartily

I'm going to pass on posting her pictures up, but any time I see /b threads talking about blackmail, I usually end up saving the pictures. There was one about an asian woman who got blackmailed who's pictures I still fap to to this day.

i lay on the floor for hours and listen to retrowave music and think about things that make me sad

post her instead ha

no

how often do you think girls get exposed on here? I've posted my girl quite a bit for the last year.

The people around me think Im gay bc I dont have a gf, and havent had one fir a long time. I also dont make any adnvancements towards the women I go to school with or work with, further strengthening their perceptions.

I even start to believe them becasue I can get along with guys well enough, and can even make gay jokes with them. When it comes to women, however, im fucking terrified. I cant barely manage a croak when im suppised to follow along with a risque joke. I even sometimes believe them because of it.

I know how I feel, though. Just touching a woman's hand damn near makes my dick to want to explode. Even working close to my female coworkers makes my blood rush.

Im just fucking scared. When they ask about my life, I wanna get the fuck outta there asap. The thought of bringing boring on a date, of bringing them to my shitty home, of being terribly inadequite in bed all terrifies me and eats away at me.

I have dreams where i kill people in the woods and then live in a cave with a raccoon. sometimes its not a raccoon but a black silhouette with yellow eyes. i wonder what it means. i also have this one recurring dream where im on this boat with these people with animal masks on who throw me off the boat and let me drown

>be me
>hanging with gf watching movies
>she decides to get frisky
>we start making out and foreplay
>take me rough user
>start to kiss and bite her
>rip clothes off
>we start going at it
>take me from behind, make me scream user
>I'm pounding away, balls slapping her ass
>she's going crazy
>fuck me like a whole user
>I know she wants it
>pull out and try to get in her backdoor
>hey not there user
>caught in the moment I punch her
>I'm gonna fuck you like a whore

Cont?

I've seen this posted a few times here since then, but I ended up saving the thread where the guy explained how he blackmailed her.

I fap exclusively to Shota and twink porn now. however i have only really been attracted to girls. its probably a porn "immunity" right?

A lot I hope! Let's see her

Often obviously, but few people ever admit they got the pictures from coercion.

Sounds hot. Want to trade?

>Been dating GF for 5+yrs.
>She wants marriage.
>I've never fucked anyone else.
>I'd fuck basically all my friends.

Yo should Youtube Coach Corey Wayne, the guys legit, when It comes to relationships between men and women.

I am responsible for the W O L O LO movement, a new meme that will soon replace Kek.

fake, but yeah go on.

Don't procrastinate. Plan some serious library time each week so you aren't a drain on society. Let this failure change you for the better.

trade what? wife pics or just pics? Give me your kik and we'll figure it out I guess.

pic of asian girl who was blackmailed

I go on Sup Forums.org

There are thousands upon thousands of amateur pics. I have a hard time believing it's "often"

My buddy's ex. Can we email?

No. Your story is fucking shit.

Older than your gradma's pussy

my sister has Steve Buscemi eyes. Up until I was 13, I thought it was because I purposely put milk in her eyes when she was 4 months old when I was feeding her when she 6. I felt guilty about it for years and I confessed (with tears in my eyes) to her that her ugliness was my fault when a boy in her class called her "trash bag eyes" and she came home crying.

Everyone in my family (including myself) looks like they are closely related to Steve Buscemi.

So I guess my secret is that Im retarded.

The thing is I just have such a fucking hard time getting my ass into gear until its too late. I already failed the first exam and now i might fail the second one. God help me.

If you mean "exposed" in the Sup Forums sense where their person information is leaked along with their nudes, yeah not that often. If you mean exposed in the more traditional sense where someone uploads a pic here of their gf/wife/whatever, then yeah, very often.

What's your email?

>Have this female friend I used to talk to through high school
>College came and put us a state or two apart
>Over past 5 years, she gained 100+ pounds
>Also slowly became raging feminist
>Trump election put her past the political left event horizon
>Would not realistically be able to keep conversation with her
>Sensible person would let friendship drift away
>However, I get off to the idea of her getting mad at me being a "MISOJUNIST!!!!1!", then swallowing me whole
>I keep meeting up with her and talking
>Later on, imagine I said something to hurt her feminist sensibilities
>Fap repeatedly to the idea of her punishing me by hungrily throwing me in that big, soft belly, and forgetting me to digest
>Although, in real life, can only keep up illusion of not being redpilled for so long
>Don't know if I'm sad over losing a friend, or sad for losing god tier-fap material

Johnbrock583 at g mail

Kek I don't have many secrets but one time a girl told me to bite her ear during sex and I bit part of her fucking earlobe off by accident. Now that I think about it, I kinda bit in a ripping motion so maybe it was intentional.

Made me giggle +1 internets fer you bud

Scary... but also arousing

nice

I'm 50 and I just recently earned a teaching credential and a master's degree - after finishing my bachelor's right before that. Please don't wait as long as I did. You can focus and get it together. I believe in you, user

Damnit mike why were you fucking evander holyfield.

Intimacy issues.
Get good nigger and work on yourself.

> teaching credential
you should just kys grandpa.

I'm transsexual, I post tons of boob and ass pics and I get off to men masterbating to me. I am so lonely In person and I get soo turned on when men say they cum to me. Waxed chest and ass, thong, bra and a hormone increase really sell it. It's just my kink I guess. Thier reactions are priceless when they find out that i have a penis.

you should record their faces / reactions

Not a chance. I'm going from $0 to $60K+ a year, and all I have to do is have fun all day. But you can kys if you want to.

$60k at 50 years old? Fuck me. I started making six figures right out of school at 23

You should see Danny Bonaduce's reaction in rel life

Any actual suggestions? Ive been seeing a psychologist for about 5 months now and havent felt I made any real progress.

Doesnt help that i dont open up to her either because I feel like shell diagnose me as some sort of psycho and Ill scare her

but what you really want is your committed partner. is this how you're finding them?

Ask me how many fucks I give: that's right - zero

i ride my 10inch dildo while i watch interracial porn

Doing well for yourself means anyone doing good is bad?

"Only $250,000, when I was 23 I was making millions"

Selling drugs, no doubt

uh, pics pls

Thanks user. I'm actually in college right now and I've been doing very well, it's just this last semester I've been slacking big time. If you don't mind me asking, what did you do previously before you got your degree?

Lol.. is why i said f that..

When I was 14, my brother sister and I were all sleeping in the basement. They'd fallen asleep upright on the couch on either side of me (being in the middle).
>get horny
>want to beat it
>no, need to
>whip out my laptop and search up some good ol' porn
>beat it between them, almost wake them
>spray all three of us and the PC with cum
>zip up
>fall asleep

Pretty good wank, no regrets.

Should've gone with a STEM major guys.

when i was a kid i used to go to moms room in the morning after dad went to work. She slept naked as our family was pretty open.
Touched her ass with my hand... So warm n soft.

Did this for a while then got some confidence and rubbed my hard cock on a cheek. Then humped her ass crack. Blew for the first time all over myself

Jokes on you buddy, you could have totally smashed that.

Wasted opportunity

Don't worry about it

There is no way she wasn't awake.

Slacked for 30 years

I secretly put semen from other men on my gf's toothbrush.

ohh well. nice ass though

My sister is pregnant and I think she looks ridiculously hot. Fap to her all the time now.

kys faget

y u delet?

I lold

I'm going to make $30/hr this summer interning my freshman year of college @ 19 (more than my parents). I'm projected to make at least 150k+ when I graduate.

Because of this I see others as inferior. I play it cool and act normal though, but on the inside I feel like a dickhead criticizing everyone.

I've been blackmailed into sending nudes before, and had them posted online without my consent multiple times (usually in a certain chat room). I stay on top of it and get them taken down shortly after they pop up, but I actually kind of liked it and hate myself for it.

What's your major, senpai?

Let's see some of those pics

I met a girl online. I showered her in compliments and asked her to come to my house (parents house, still in high school at the time.) she was really shy and didnt say much. got bored and tried to kiss her. she kissed back and we started making out. she sucked my dick and i fucked her, we went to sleep, woke up and fucked again. never spoke again. I feel like a horrible person. she was only 15 and i was 18. i always feel like i pressured her or something and it makes me feel so bad.

Design, I do UX/UI stuff + code-- so I'm really hot in the Valley.

All my engineering friends & premed friends give me shit because they think I'm gonna be a broke art major, but little do they know....

I fantasize about going to one of those Trump rallies, chaining the doors to the arena, and setting fire to the place. I don't even care if Trump escapes, I want his ignorant cultist followers to burn hard.

that's nothing don't feel bad

thanks for the input idiot

Or would she think it's hot?

Don't laugh pls

I'm actually on the East Coast right now in the tech industry... looking to move to the Valley. $150k there is like $80k here though... hate to break that to you. To ball out in California you need to be making $225k+.

I started an Obama vs Trump thread when it was really just an excuse to talk about the Traveling Wilburys.

This. The cost of living in the valley is fucking huge. Props to you for getting an internship that early though.

kek i was 29 at the time working in fast food
I had three 14yo interns who just started all vying for my cock at the time and I ended convincing them that they had to triple team me because none of them would let the others have me, all before their 15th birthday. Ended up doing it for about a month then quit and got a different job.

Don't feel guilty.

No thanks

How much coding experience do you have? I want to get some sort of internship for computer science but I feel like my knowledge is too little to apply for an intership.