Greentext thread. Give us your worst, Sup Forums
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
> Walk the fucking dinosaur
Greentext thread. Give us your worst, Sup Forums
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
> Walk the fucking dinosaur
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>AIDS is a CIA mind controlling bio weapon
>CIA created crack to subjugate niggers and make them into welfare slaves
Could be right.
>Vault7 revealed the Deep State orchestrated the Russian hack narrative to further Obama's goals
>MLK, JFK, RFK, and JFK Jr were all Deep State black op assassinations
>jet fuel CAN melt Chinese steel beams
> Be Barney
> be 96 years
> Serial killer for 16 years
> trained to induct kids into ISIS
> train them to make jet fuel melt steel beams
> Barney Kennedy assassination Illuminati confirmed
>Niggers are civilized
>mfw I can't walk the dinosaur because I am not a scaled beast from the Jurassic period, also I'm a cripple
Oh shit.
>The steel used to build the WTC was made in China thereby making it inferior to the steel used in the Empire State Building
Dear god...
>Islam is a religion of Satan
I should go to bed.
Did i just blow your mind?
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>Christianity supports gay rights
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Kind of, actually. Never knew that.
>the only true religion is Buddhism
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You just got red pilled
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>I fucked your mother
>only dubs are facts
>All other religion is ceased but buddhism
Alright Greentext time
>I used to work at a summercamp
>never been laid behind
>every time I get the chance with past girls I fuck it up
>every time Sup Forums, like 5 girls I've fucked it up with
>decide one of my fellow counselors at camp is going to be my non-fuck-up
>beautiful girl with nice Tits and blonde hair
>originally when u stayed dropping hints she was giving off vibes that she didn't date co workers
>until the 3rd to last night of camp
>the camp was 4 weeks long so she really kept me waiting
>the moment was perfect
>relaxing together alone and she walls up and pulls my pants down
>eats my dick right there, no warning
>enveloping my cock on her mouth going in and out for about 5 minutes
>finish in her mouth
>I then made some snarky comment like "good afternoon to you as well"
>decide to be bold and commanding and try to be direct and get things really hot
>demand she get down on her hands and knees
>you wouldn't believe what she said next
She said the first letter of each line
>eh
I don't see your fat ass trying to make this thread work chop chop ya cunt
>Buddhism is philosophy not a Religion
Well I am fucking retarded. I learn something new every day.
Holy fucking kek