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Megalolz Edition

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Chewing chaat lads

dinner

he looks like that guy out of spy kids

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>A rapist has been moved to a women-only prison after having gender reassignment surgery to become female.

Absolutely CREASED

anime

It's possible that in the absence of female beauty, his obsession with it drove him to gender dysphoria in an attempt to become what he so desired.

emily

FUCK off

shat it

>feminists will defend this

Is it mainly rich whites and blacks that live in your neighbourhood

...

theory: when tim says "swipe down" he means strumming a guitar

>pagan anime nonce

not surprised

left or right

doubt is willy is still working so its fine

Why so much emphasis on the "fuck"? It sounds weird

youtube.com/watch?v=asbbIWkD6Z4
expecting to see him in a manlet shaming image eventually

Right but only because she's uglier

left, the right one looks like she has some syndrome

How do I get a /fa/ house

had it up to HERE with ireland today lads. no more.

>girl mentions on her profile that she loves comedy movies
>message her saying I can never find any good comedies, usually just horror, and whether she has any good recommendations
>just replies with "I'm not a fan of horror and prefer comedy"

I might be abnormie but at least I'm not a cunt

Right.

>there's nothing wrong with genetically modified organis-

best part of being an adult?

eating sweets while walking around and seeing the sour little faces of the kids who want them

Couple embassies and a mix of ethnicities among the families here.

alri cunt

barratt new build obviously

left

Bane?

we could all go to Sup Forums if we wanted, y'know

cock a doodle do, bitch!

>tfw not rich enough to wear bright coloured chinos

Is that french? What does it mean?

Sounds very sexy x

*music suddenly blasts out within /brit/ congregation*
youtube.com/watch?v=sT-JvKbANno
*everyone stops talking and look at one another, confused, waiting for something to happen*
*door to /brit/ conference centre is dramatically pushed open*
*standing at the door is a 5'6'' skinny white boy looking as fierce and imposing as his lil elf buttocks can muster up*
ALRIGHT, LADS

>tfw not rich enough to wear jeans with holes in

love buying a tonne of stuff at the supermarket and seeing the bitter jealous faces of kids taking a peek then i realise how pathetic i am to be buying it all in the first place lol

technically any type of breeding is genetically modifying organisms

we ought to ban that

there are lots of guys like him
they rarely make it into nba

Is it required by law to wear a bright purple North Face jacket once you hit 50 in Britain?

CHOOK'D

What do you work at

Are you one of those Brits always going on about the diplomatic stream in the civil service

sweeties r king m8 no shame there

I think people just stop giving a crap about how they look once they realize that they look irreparably shitty

alri

got an appraisal later

Gf PayPal'd me this

>tfw to smart to eat sweets

:3
alri sweetie

>there are lots of 7'7 guys
yeah don't know about that
especially excluding pituitary cheats

Anyone in Preston looking to have a shag down by the Old Dog tonight

>remember getting a DS for christmas that had one of those pirate cards
>dad showed me how to pirate games
>i was so happy

I miss being a child

Not british.
I'm the black guy who posted pics here a couple weeks back, m8.

only if they're single
if you're married, you have to get matching red anoraks

too brown

I'm the lad with the big white willy from a few days ago

AMA

Anyone down the Old Dog tonight want to shag Preston

Just bought some spray paint from halfords
Going to write "GAS THE PAKIS"

thoughts?

doing an appraisal of some autismo later, if he starts stuttering and stammering again I WILL be firing him on the spot

your dad sounds like a proper pikey

From the age of 8 - 12 i had every game i could ever want and never paid a single penny for any of them. Golden age of piracy

im terribly racist so I assume paki/indian girls smell like curry and onions

No you're not

could heem her easily

They do

Fuck I have an appraisal this afternoon

Alex?

And you're not fitizen

*looks in mirror*
could heem you easily

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Really horny at work

Haven't cum for 125hrs and I'm surrounded by little strumpets in tights

>northern ireland
No such thing

posted some birds from that site on here not long ago and we all agreed they were rank

For $50,000 US you may have sex with your oneitis at a place and time of your choosing.

Do you accept?

Anyone in brighton want to stick their dick in my ass?

I'm tall and relatively good looking. Looking for similar.

Celtic people everywhere tend to be ugly, look at celtic parts of Spain for example.

>ass
FOY
O
Y

Don't care he was a bender

no i'd be too nervous to actually do it
would probably have a panic attack if she were naked in front of me

Nah

posted my face on /soc/ once, got told i looked "norman or anglo irish"

But you could take the opportunity to impregnate her

might do a cheeky sleep soon

Saw a fucking ugly leaf on /soc/

Called him Norman-looking while howling at his mug

..Boss just gave me a 2.5% raise. Bit piddly like...

>like
Taig

Not if I sleep first!

Work in 8 hours

got an airhorn at the ready outside this runt's room

gonna fuck his sleep right up

been there, done that

didn't cost anything either

NEED an irish gf lads

>oneitis
Autism, just call her the girl you fancy

knew it was you

took at as a compliment initially, now i'm quite taken aback, cunt

Who says taig except brain damaged northern Irish?

Go to Newfoundland then
>northern irish
No such thing Jackeen

>Go to Newfoundland then
i have more self respect than that

Can I suck it?

Fuck, marry, kill, eat with a knife and fork

I fancy loads of girls but theres only one Maureen

what are their personalities?