Waifu thread

Waifu thread
Previous: The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Discuss yours and other's choices
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Insult Dio

Hello everyone.

still here

If you're still here spike.

still here

Guacamole here

Hanako

Still Dre

Sleeping soon

カラミチーマス

Makoto wants me sleep in the same bed as me.
He's an otoko.

The kind of masochistic bastard that plays dark souls at 15 fps with keyboard and mouse

extremely tired claim

probably going to sleep. I love you guys

>Keyboard and mouse for a souls game
Seriously, why would anyone do that to themselves.

Where my nigga go?
Figaro figaro

You poor deprived child...
He's pretty cute tho, not gonna lie.

i think i'm going to sleep i feel really tired

Hello everyone
>Juvia claimed
I see.
At least you won't have to work on your birthday.
>posts panty shots
>calls me lewd
Stop being lewd!
Hello
>pervert

You're a cheeki cunt

Dio has shit taste

Sweetheart!!~

Dark Souls is easy.
You just suck.
Hello

Huh?
I don't think you know him?
You live in Nippon?

good night smug tomoko

Night

It's easy with a good controller, yes, but the combat makes it impossible to be played on most PC configurations without some compatible controller (basically anything Xinput)
Wait, are we talking about the same makoto that posts here and drives an old FC RX7?

and i play without dsfix, that means permanent 15 fps... good night

I don't think so.
He's my friend I'm staying with in rural Japan.

Tomoko. How are you?

Hi closet pervert. How are you?
>

Darling~. How are you?

Hiya. How are you?

Its easy with a keyboard.
Git gud

Im so fucking high lol

Thinking of playing overwatch or something. You?

Hello Hanako~

I am not a pervert at all, unlike you!
>
I'm good, one more day till my birthday so that's nice
You?

Sleep you masochistic bastard good night
Oh...
Does he at least drive an FC RX7 though?
There's a guy that posts here under the name Makoto and he's cute tbh so look out for him. And then keep calling him cute just to mess with him.
Jesus christ, you're not human. You have transcended humanity entirely what the fuck

You're Cute!

Maybe it was the stone mask.
I only died like 5 times throughout the first game.
JOJO I HAVE TRANSCENDED HUMANITY!
Good, cutie.
You?

Oh man. I dont know what to eat for dinner. Choices are pasta, basic fried chicken with vegies or find something else.

Mine

Impressive.
I use a Dualshock 3 with an Xinput wrapper and I still died a lot on my playthrough of DS and DS2. I originally bought a shitty little Logitech controller for it but that was a case of instant buyers remorse.

>he's cute
Lies are not appreciated.

You acute3.141 tsun driveperson nobike rider.

Haha decided to have the rest of it tonight huh?

Watching Berserk outtakes.

Hi Firekeeper~. How are you?

Of course you are, you just don't want to admit it. Ooh nice, how old are you turning?
> Squeeze

Thank you~. You're a cutie yourself!

I''m pretty good.

> Trips
What kind of pasta?

Second game I played on PlayStation.
DS3 I'm playing on PC

Dang old koume claimer. Guess I'll just wait till the next one.

I don't appreciate you lying to the poor user.

3 kinds of filled. Sauce is a basic tonato.

Pretty good, now that I've slept a little.
How was your day? And how are you feeling tonight?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I am not lying!
Also, I hate LA traffic so fucking much. Why am I putting myself through that torture again on Saturday?

I need sleep, time to cuddle with juvia and go to sleep.
Nighty night everyone
>dubs
I'm not the one getting excited over a hug.
You pervert
I will be 19.

THERE YOU ARE!
Hi
I haven't touched DS3 yet, tbh. I've been meaning to, but I lack a PS4 and/or a decent PC at the moment.
I never really made any kind of claim though. That's just not my style.
We CAN coexist, you know.

Dont you reeeeeeee at me.

Outtakes?

Im too high to play destiny lol

berserk outtakes, damn that shit is gold.
guacamole

Yes you are. You're 2cute4me.
Why are you driving to LA?

is that fucking Agrias?

Good tastes OP.

I say go with that.

That's good. It was good, other than having to sit at the DMV for 3 1/2 hours. I'm feeling pretty good, having a few drinks tonight. How about you?

Somehow i don't believe that~. Goodnight Juvia.

You know, bloopers. From the show.

Lol how much have you had?

Damn straight.

Two pieces sure is pretty strong

Oh I just read the manga.

BIRTH
DAY
BIRTH
DAY
WHERE IS BIRTHDAY FRIEND

Yes it is. Thanks.

Well, sitting all day sucks, glad you didn't have to do that.
Well then, have fun, and try not to get too drunk like the last time~
Feeling pretty good, still laying in bed, channeling strength into my ass to make it move out of bed

Lewd tbh

Do it foryour waifu

You again

It took only 2 huh, i heard edibles were a lot stronger than smoking.

Ah, you're missing out.

But i did.. On the bright side though, i passed my driving test. Heh i'll try~. That's good, you work today as well?

Honestly, still one of my favorite games.

Also Im skinny so I have a very high metabolism

Hello!

REEEEEEEEEE!

I am not!
And I'm going to a /o/ car meet. Gunna drive the angels forest highway, and have a bbq!

Yep, it's me, hon.

Where did you run off to

Makoto, you're still cute and I'm gonna stop being a fuck and go to bed now

I message you in the morning, I still have your TG somewhere in my message list

I dont like to watch it if I read it

I've been playing it today and yesterday. I still enjoy it too.

Ah so it'll hit you a bit harder.

Why not? It;s a completely different experience.

or you just can search the outtakes and have a laugh, that shit is gold.

Kind of forgot about /waifu/ for a while.

W-What are you doing?

That's a lie

Agrias was the best.

L E W D
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W
D

I just dont like watching things that much. I get bored.
Ehh.

No it wasn't.

There's obese cunts that save hundreds if not thousands of images of the same fictional character. Then they spend all day sitting on this piece of shit board roleplaying with each other. Every fucking day. Jesus man. just stop these threads are pooptrash man. how about no

Well you certainly are generous. However I abide. I'm also going to sleep soon.

I'm watching the movie ones. Shit's making me choke on my beer.

What do you mean?

Only a tad.

Ahh.

I can try
Oh, sorry ;-;
Oh, you got your driving licence? That's great, congratulations!
Yup, 5 days a week, from 10am to 6pm, which sucks massive dick but what can I do...
Any plans for the night aside from "a few" drinks?

I can tell through your bullshit

Why were you naked in bed with only lingerie

the movies has outtakes?... damn how much i miss?

Have no idea what you're talking about?

I see through your lies

Yup, it's about damn time i got it. Thank you! That's not too bad, would you prefer a different schedule? Not really, may play a game later but i'm not sure. How about you, any plans after work?

Waiting for you obviously~

Yeah i just found out tonight. Apparently all 3 have them.

M O R E
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R
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L E W D
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Im boring I know

Ah fuck so soon? Im high tho

What lies?
What do you think I was doing?

well... it's already too late and i haven't sleep i will check the movie outtakes tomorrow
guacamole out

Lurking

Fuck.

Ehe see

You can read me like a book.

Satan trips confirm

Well, it's great you finally got it then!
Yeah, definitely. 7am-3pm would be really great. It kinda sucks when you cone home for a dinner and it's already time for supper. Besides, I still got schoolwork to do and after work it's far to late to even start
Comfy evening is comfy, especially with some drinks and games
Yup, probably heading out with a friend to get some drinks, I haven't seen her in some time, gotta catch up.
Do you want to travel somewhere, sometime?