Ask an Amerifag cop anything. I'm gonna be here eating my chicken tendies while off duty ask anything you want

Ask an Amerifag cop anything. I'm gonna be here eating my chicken tendies while off duty ask anything you want.

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why do you shot to kill and no shot to stop?

Post hat, and timestamp.

#killAllcops.

uhm. wut?

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do you like shooting niggers?

What's it like killing black people?

hat is only at the station and used for special occasions so I don't bring it home. I have my duty belt?

Whats your favorite song?

Idk if I have one. I listen to AWOLnation and Nirvana a lot

Sure, show me the tool Tyrone uses on you in the prison shower.

What's the best way to get out of a speeding ticket? I'm a guy, and no gay shit.

your gun

best way to talk a cop out of getting a ticket or arrested?

Have you heard of stop police brutality, pro citizen rights group

How many niggers have you shot

any fag can have a gun, give us the badge number

If you catch an armed robbery in progress do you wait for backup or detain the suspects on the spot?

Hows the power trip going? As good as you expected?

proof

Ever bust ppl for doing stuff that you yourself do?

Just be respectful. Most cops will decide to one up you if you say they're wrong or you're being a jackass. You can't get out of every ticket but most guys also let the out of towners go as well.

What's your AoR

Are all cops bastards? #ACAB

OH SHIT

do you have an extendo?
ever beat someone with it?

What makes a person wanna be a pig?

Arrest you can very rarely talk your way out of. I don't like arresting people so I try to avoid it but sometimes it has to happen. As far as a ticket just don't be a dick. Some guys make up their mind prior to contact best thing you can do is not talk yourself into a ticket

How to I join the force?

Heard of it not a thing around here though

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What skills do you need to become a private investigator? Are they even worth hiring?

What makes you want to be a filthy degenerate nigger?

Do you agree that if you're anything less than 100% innocent you should never talk to the police and never, EVAR consent to a search?

Are you a pedofile and how long have you been a pedofile also do you enjoy being a pedofile

Depends on the situation. We wouldn't know it's an armed robbery unless I guess a person in the store called it in. Otherwise if there's civilians around we would engage so the suspect doesn't open fire. There's a lot of variables to be sure though

Shameful, you're not doing your civil duty, OP

Pretty great yeah

How fucking fearful are you that you may have to eventually shoot a black person, and that if you do that you will be slandered by BLM and crazy leftists across the nation?

You are the worst cop ever. If im in the backseat and you play AWOLnation I am jumping out

Im not. Im also not a hypocritical small man on a power trip hiding behind a badge.

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No I don't. If my personal vehicle has a headlight out or something I won't make stops for that. Stuff I used to do (underage drinking) yes I stop and take action on that

Since everyone is being a dick to law enforcement, what happens if the cop smells weed? Do you guys even care anymore?

yes and yes

I've been thinking about becoming a cop. the problem is I have looked at loli porn before and downloaded some. Will that block me? How extensive are the background checks?

Why are you pretending to be a cop on Sup Forums?

Depends where you are. Here you need an associates degree at minimum and get state certified. Do well in academics, volunteer, and just show you're not a shit bag and some department will give you a chance.

I keep weed in my trunk (normally over and ounce in an illegal state). If I get pulled over can a cop search my trunk?

Almost done with my bachelor's degree. I want to become a police officer and don't really care where I end up so long as the pay matches the area I'm in. I'm from New Jersey but really want to leave this horrible state. Any recommendations that can make getting in somewhere go quicker/smoother? I was considering joining some type of military reserves. Partially because I've always wanted to be in the military and also because I feel it will help me get a job.

Private investigators make serious money. However, most are retired law enforcement but from what I know you don't need anything special just an ability to watch people and use what information you have to good use.

Honestly no. If there's a chance you could be guilty of a crime I wouldn't talk to police without a lawyer present. Some cops have years of interview experience and hundreds of hours of training and can get confessions with almost nothing (Brendan Dassey) So it's best to not talk unless you're a witness or victim

nope nope and nope

Not many niggers around here there were all shot and scared off in the 70s

oh shit
do you get physical often?

>Here you need an associates degree at minimum
You actually need any sort of college degree to be a cop in your area? That's damn near unheard of.

Eh not too worried. We have department protections in place for stuff like that.

Interesting, here me out user. My mom told me I could be anything except a detective because I can't find anything even if it's right in front of my nose. (It's true.) How royally fucked would i be in the detective/private investigator scene?

Oh we have mixes of random shit for when we transport shitty people (wheels on the bus, friday, terrible remixes) it's great

Depends. Some guys go hard for it others don't care. I usually use it to get more info then frop the charge.

Never heard of any department doing browser history checks on personal computers you'd be fine

like this youtube.com/watch?v=OY-9P_CnNZg

Do you agree the drug war has been a horrible, pointless failure?

Think i posted proof

How much does all that weigh

Not if you don't give him a reason to. Don't do that bullshit at the start of a stop and say "officer I do not consent to any search of my vehicle" every one will call up the nearest k9 and sniff the fuck out of your vehicle. Otherwise drive sober and don't consent to any searches and keep the passenger compartment clean and you're fine.

A bachelors gets you in almost anywhere assuming it's criminal justice related. Shit states (California New Mexico Nevada) you'd have rank over most guys just with a degree so you can go pretty much anywhere.

How detailed is a police background check for employment. Generally the descriptions on the application page are vague. Credit check, employment check, polygraph, criminal record check. What do they look for and how deep do they actually go? Nothing to hide and I am willing to admit to stupid stuff I did as a kid, but I want to know for curiosities sake.

How do you feel about getting people for victimless crimes like non violent drug use?
It's the only reason I won't consider becoming a cop.

I try not. I think I'm in less physical confrontations than most but people like to argue with me because I'm a bigger guy but once it's go time they back off

Yeah it's becoming more strict because there's a lot of police reform. In a few years an associates and military or a bachelors will be the requirement.

rofl

Currently if a cop does cross the line: as in beat someone, kill them or otherwise violate their rights and the person or their family sues... the *taxpayers* end up footing the bill, and the officer who actually did it never pays a cent.

Do you think an officer who violates the law should be *personally* held responsible, not the public?

Yes completely. It's interesting how and why it came into place. I think drugs should be illegal but some of the sentences for ruining your own body are kind of ridiculous.

22 pounds

That's good to hear I'm a double major in CJ and sociology. I was looking at Pennsylvania the Carolinas Texas and the two Virginia's. My only fear with trying to get into law enforcement is that I won't find a job and be stuck at my current job.

Depends on the department. If they just need a warm body to cover the street basically don't have a felony. Others get really deep but won't go into your internet history. A lot don't care about stupid shit like traffic violations they just look for disciplinary actions from prior employers and stuff.

yeah are all cops fucking huge or am I just small
I'm 6" flat and I've had to look up at every cop I've ever been arrested by

Being caught with drugs is the stupidity test. We know there's a ton out there and if you use it fine. But if you're going to do stupid shit like rob a garage or get in a car accident I'm going to cite you for being a dumbass

Do you think gun control has positive effects? For example does banning hi-cap magazines, "assault weapons", making concealed carry permits harder to obtain, etc... does any of that really lower crime?

Depends on the circumstances. If it's clear malicious behavior around here after the trial the officer is liable for the financial charges incurred.

I wouldn't go to Virginias it's a lot of headaches with the meth traffic. Texas is great though

We have some small guys like 5'6 150 but yeah most are on the bigger side. I'm the biggest on the department though at 6'5 225

no

No. Chicago is a good example of it not working. I think the punishment for a gun crime should be higher as a deterrent I come across the typical redneck packing 200 rounds of ammo on him at all times and they never give a problem it's the shit bags that aren't allowed a gun that are the problem

I've heard alot of good things about Texas. I figured I could go wherever since I am young single and my family agrees that New Jersey is no place to stay.

Yeah. Texas Oklahoma Wisconsin Minnesota Michigan Georgia are all great states to work in. They're very pro police and require actual training and don't just bring in random shit bags.

Genuine question here.

It is in regards to all the black lives matter stuff. Just to put it out there I do not agree with the premise of the "black lives matter" movement, It should be "human lives matter" the sooner people stop labelling one another the sooner we as a species will get shit done.

Essentially my question is, Is there any underlying fear among you or the police in general about Black people fighting back more than whites?

In my opinion Black Lives matter is causing more potential for violence than it is helping the cause it preachs. Just to be clear I am neither American nor White nor Black.

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But don't people have the right to do with their own body as they wish? Why does the government even have the *authority* to stop you from doing drugs?

Yes. We receive daily intelligence reports on all sorts of random stuff but BLM is on there a lot. Basically it just says to watch out for members because they've rallied and decided they want to kill a cop. Typically if I meet a black person I don't know they're treated like everyone else. I'll be cautious of them but repectful and give them the benefit of the doubt. However, if they decide to do something odd to give a tingle down my spine I make sure to be extra cautious always watching their hands and vehicles that are driving by.

Are you a liberal? Or did working in reality of Nigga crime redpill you like most police??

BlackLiesMatter.

Are your bosses liberals and do regular cops hate the liberal Marxist bosses?

How do cops feel about the American/Western media that smears YOU cops as the bad guys, and lanels criminal niggers as sweet martyrs?

What can US police learn from European police?

Is Judy Hopps stationed at your department and have you banged her?

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It's not illegal to put it in your system though. It's illegal to have the shit. The government and I for that matter don't care what you do to yourself. But having 3 ounces of meth laying around can be dangerous. You lose it some kid finds it and decides to see what it is you have a problem. Or someones dog ingests it. It's not illegal because we want to get money from broke dopers. It's illegal for the safety of others.

How hard is it to maintain a family life? Can it be done? From what I've heard alot of police officers end up divorced with alcohol problems.

did you think it was a bad idea for Eastern Kentucky police to put large d"The Punisher decal's on their squad cars?

Nope I'm a conservative. We don't really talk politics at work but form what I know most cops are conservative as well as the police administration.

Idk. I don't follow EU police much. From what I know they're fairly similar maybe less military looking but we're trying to stray away from the military look and style here as well

What's the deal with confidential informants?

Do they really get to work their charges off without any punishment? Are they commonly used? What are they allowed to do?