9 decides what message I get engraved on my watch

9 decides what message I get engraved on my watch

Marcelina

Ulfric Stormcloak

Hitler did nothing wrong

Regret

faggot

#ImWithHer

شكرا لك سواريز

WINRAR!

chorizo

Sexual Sociological Endowment in the Cultural Histology department, at Rutgers University.

Weelp

OP is a faggot

Clinton 2016

kek wills it

can you not do this and instead write "For someone who could keep time"

Hahaha classic

Marcy McPhuckle

do not resuscitate

Fuck you

Hitler actually didn't do anything wrong. so no.

re-roll

Prince of kekistan

delivery

thanks for playing

Yeeeeeah you are the greatest

noice

penis

"I'm a Cunt"

A bit late now buddy

oh, now i get trips...

Missed niggers tongue my anus opportuniy

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Good luck trying to sell this stolen watch, stupid niggers.

This was your great-grandfather's war watch, and he wore it every day he was in the war. Then when he had done his duty, he went home to your great-grandmother, took the watch off and put it in an old coffee can. And in that can it stayed 'til your granddad Dane Coolidge was called upon by his country to go overseas and fight the Germans once again. This time they called it World War Two. Your great-grandfather gave this watch to your granddad for good luck. Unfortunately, Dane's luck wasn't as good as his old man's. Dane was a Marine and he was killed along with all the other Marines at the battle of Wake Island. Your granddad was facing death, and he knew it. None of those boys had any illusions about ever leaving that island alive. So three days before the Japanese took the island, your granddad asked a gunner on an Air Force transport named Winocki, a man he had never met before in his life, to deliver to his infant son, who he had never seen in the flesh, his gold watch. Three days later, your granddad was dead. But Winocki kept his word. After the war was over, he paid a visit to your grandmother, delivering to your infant father, his Dad's gold watch. This watch. This watch was on your Daddy's wrist when he was shot down over Hanoi. He was captured and put in a Vietnamese prison camp. He knew if the gooks ever saw the watch that it'd be confiscated; taken away. The way your Dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any slopes were gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something. His ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. And then he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

op delivered! awesome!

>Stolen from *random name*
>Drop in outgoing postbox

I just watched pulp fiction a few hours ago kek

What?

Ralph