Closing time

Closing time
Turn the lights up over every boy and every girl.
Closing time
One last call for alcohol so finish your whiskey or beer.
Closing time
You don't have to go home but you can't stay here.

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How do I give it to you?

I KNOW WHO I WANT TO TAKE ME HOME
I KNOW WHO I WANT TO TAKE ME HOME
I KNOW WHO I WANT TO TAKE ME HOME
TAKE ME HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME

I know who I want to take me home

Hard and fast

[email protected]

Or Drop box and send through mutual friend.

So gather up your jackets, and move it to the exits
I hope you have found a friend

mmf

Ookay.

If I Run is a better song.
So is Chemistry.
Actually, that band is just great.

My Maserati does 185
I lost my license and now I don't drive
I have a limo, ride in the back
I lock the doors in case I'm attacked

its the only song I know of theirs, I dont pay much attention to bands anymore.
I kind of ran out of genres to explore.

Tell me when it is sent.

Lame.
I still love finding new music. It's a magical feeling.

...

Nah I'm good.

youtu.be/RFZzMbI-mSo?t=21s

Here is some quality music for you.

I sent it.

Also, I was not trying to trick you into anything. You were the one who told me to talk to you at a later date, so I tried. I dropped it after you ignored me. That is all I will say about that.

I'll click it of course
would you ever lie to me?

I would never

>You were the one who told me to talk to you at a later date, so I tried. I dropped it after you ignored me
He was probably in the middle of his monthly house move

are you sure?

Seriously this fucking shit
youtube.com/watch?v=5F0to-ATnrQ

Said he was intoxicated and to talk to him at a later date.

Watch this one It's literally perfection

Hey there people I'm Bobby Brown
They say I'm the cutest boy in town
My car is fast my teeth are shiny
I tell all the girls they can kiss my hiney

STOP
BEING
BUSY
I
HAVE
NEEDS

I don't move that often.

you like some really weird shit.

Nu.

*pterodactyl screeching*

Morphin' time?

oh, you continued it

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humour

What an alcoholic. Also watch And?

You said Mount and Blade was shit, but that turned out great
You said Evil Dead 2 was shit, but that turned out great

My weird shit is always good

ANGERY time

Diddy Kong was better because he was a shota, though.

>he is not watching Sumo -Haru Basho 2017 Day 4, March 15th -大相撲春場所 2017年 初日目

Though thinking about it...I have moved about 8 times in the last 4 years.

I want you to take me home.

fuck

I was only in it for the songs.

youtube.com/watch?v=lAIGb1lfpBw
videoclip is 200% necessary

ah, this poignant meme..

I grow on you like a fungus grows on AM

Humor often has loose roots in truth

oh bby

the 90s want their songs back.

How's neffy?

TOO BAD

It made me feel the plight of the black man.

True enough I guess.

JERK
you are sleeping on the couch tonight.

Thank goodness.

but
im shit

wow ouch

Here have some hip new music
youtube.com/watch?v=9ZEURntrQOg

Nah, I'm sure DK could actually hold a job
He wears a tie and everything

Did a test today, just excel spreadsheet shit
First out the door with a confirmed pass. Feels fuckin good man

I know, but I tolerate you anyway because I am filled with compassion and kindness.

Anyhow I'm off to bed.

nite nite

sleep on my couch, we have a really nice form fitting foam topper on it

You are sleeping in my bed, not on the couch.

n

...

>taking a class on microsoft products
?????

reminds me of bottom post

I got my test back with a C.The C stands for Failure which is what I am.
I did take my biology test and got a 101/100 on it
extra credit questions are nice
Gives me an A in the class, I expected a B but I'm ok with the A

oyasumi squash

aw I'm such a sweet person c:

i wish i still had that tripcode.

>losing your trip
pathetic
Though I gave mine away for nothing but a used up third-hand trip as compensation like the worthless whore I am so I cannot talk.

wait who

Noko was definitely not my whore master.

yw

Was I really needed for this?

well, I got rid of all those folders and tripcodes and stuff when I stopped posting cause I didn't think I'd be here that often after getting full time employment.

I didn't account for nostalgia.

do you not know who i am?

>

It's part of the unit for Accounting.
Excel is love
Excel is life

Well she isn't wrong

Oh god that was 3 and a half years ago

The A is good
Do you think the C will allow you to have a chance to beg for mercy?

lulu, aka izzy, aka dawn is Sarah, the last poster in that image you just linked

cant believe you forced alastor away from dota 2 just so he could sit and chat with his good friends whom love him very much

would you do that dog
>Excel is closed-source
Fixed that for you.

stop telling him my secrets

that is the wrong question.
no idea, I dont pay attention to anime people.
THREE
AND
A
HALF
YEARS
the start of my wall of shame starts back in like 2012 nef.

he must suffer.

Getting rid of anything is always a mistake.
Never do that.
According to my calculations I can get a C- in the class if I get 100% on the final.
Really I will maybe end up with a D and just have to retake the class which is better than the end of the world.

Fortunately for him I was not playing dota at the time.
Though I recently just past 4000 hours.
Kill me.

I am that dog.

Ask away, then.

Here I am at a famous school,
I present sharp and I'm acting cool,
I've got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper,
Let her do all the work and maybe later I rape her!

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THREAD

kisses alastor and whispers in his dogboy ears
"you deserve to be happy"

also frekl and I first got together literally like almost four years ago now. That makes me feel old.

you are correct.

I was a gfur person first and for the most part. Taht's where freklz was usually.

Oh God I am the American dream
I do not think I'm too extreme
And I'm a handsome son of a bitch
I'm gonna get a good job and be real rich
(get a good, get a good, get a good, get a good jo~b)

...

Other programs work mostly the same way
It's not Fuck Yeah Excel as in specifically Microsoft Excel. It's Fuck Yeah Excel as in "fuck yeah spreadsheets with good options"

THE MASKS ARE SLIPPING AWAY ONE BY ONE

Izzy wasn't an animu

Yeah that would be alright. Do try though
No chance for extra credit or anything?

>I am that dog.
can i do u

Y-you too.

...

A standard one staying surprisingly on topic.
Not that I can think of, I don't get much leeway since I can't sit in class for more than 10 minutes before running away because I feel the teacher sitting there silently judging me for being a bad student even though that makes no sense. I have been trying to go to class all week to the tune of 10 minutes a day because I just leave.

Oh, god I am the American dream
I do not think I'm too extreme
And I'm a handsome son of a bitch,
I'm gonna get a good job and be real rich!

I require proper courtship first.

>It's not Fuck Yeah Excel as in specifically Microsoft Excel. It's Fuck Yeah Excel as in "fuck yeah spreadsheets with good options"
Ah okay. I don't really know spreadsheets much. I don't know what I'd use them for.
I mostly work on small things where programming does fine.

Oi, no copy pasting you faggot

It stays on topic but wtf

Alastor is mine.

>

When you're working with numbers, budgeting and shit spreadsheets are basically hardcore uncensored sex

What do you mean? It seems normal to me.

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Stairs, he won't treat you right be mine instead.

does just wine count?

WYMYNS LIBERATION CAME CREEPING ACROSS THE NATION
I TELL YOU PEOPLE I WAS NOT READY WHEN I FUCKED THIS DYKE BY THE NAME OF FREDDIE
SHE MADE A LITTLE SPEECH THEN, SHE TRIED TO MAKE ME SAY WHEN
SHE HAD MY BALLS IN A VICE BUT SHE LEFT THE DICK
I GUESS IT'S STILL HOOKED ON BUT NOW IT SHOOTS TOO QUICK