ITT: the worst albums to have ever received BNM

ITT: the worst albums to have ever received BNM

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Migos - Culture
Young Thug - Jeffery
Whitney - Light Upon the Lake
Arca - Mutant
Young Thug - Barter 6
Perfume Genius - Too Bright
Jessie Ware - Devotion
Grimes - Visions

Im not even a Grimes fanboy and i gotta say that Visions is actually pretty good

Das Racist got an 8.7

Yeezus

Young thug is great tho

it's trash outside or 1 or 2 tracks, Art Angels is superior in every way

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degenerate

the only good Kanye album to be honest

This. The guitar tone sounded like shit, the songs were underwritten and uninspired, and the singer literally couldn't sing for shit. Absolutely awful.

I agree

Who cares, I think they're both good. I, for one, think Visions is better tho, and it definitely has more than 2 good songs, maybe you should listen to it again idk.

Das Racist is awesome though.

Didn't Waka Flocka get a BNM with Flockaveli? I like trap but I would never take it seriously enough to give it a BNM...

fuck you, best coast is good

Jay Som - Everybody Works
I was actually hype for this...the songs where she sings less are good, but DAMN when she really sings she sounds like she studied Courtney Barnett or idk any whispy indie girl voice for hours on end. Typical white "i can't use passion because I'm a girl" voice...if this was an instrumental album it would be a decent 7-8/10, but...she really sounds so typical and undifferentiated from any bland indie girl.

all good

That Kevin Gates album.

>Jessie Ware - Devotion
that album is a fukn treasure m8 don't speak on my girl Jessie

Fuck off, you fucking loser. Back to /po/ with you!

these are both good

This album owns get some taste
>if this was an instrumental album it would be a decent 7-8/10
Then surely it's not the absolute worst album to ever receive BNM even by your own standards

>Best Coast is good
I disagree with that
>Chvrches is good
unironically kill yourself

>Arca - Mutant
>Grimes - Visions

Trash taste.

t. grimes fanboy

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they're both underrated

BNM was a mistake
p4k was a mistake

I stopped taking them seriously when they gave I Get Wet a 0.8 or something.

Best Coast is fucking godawful. No musical talent, no lyric writing talent, no catchy hooks, no technical skills. It's like a band with no redeeming qualities. I'm convinced somebody paid Pitchfork for the Best New Music designations Best Coast and Wavves got because both bands are fucking atrocious.

0.6. Then 8.6 for the remaster or something.

came to post
literally got BNM for being a black female who plays rock

They also gave Basement Jaxx's Rooty a 3.8 when it got universal acclaim from pretty much everyone else.

Pitchfork just hates any music that can even remotely be considered fun.
It's like their brains can't process it.

you are like a little baby

I thought it was common knowledge that bands paid them for good reviews.

You don't actually think they give 8.9s to generic indie shit because it deserves that score right?

worth it

Whitney is some low-key good shit

Islah was good, watchu tam bout

Well, Crazy for You was at least.

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should have been a 9 at least

agree

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>9.3

i actually really like best coast and that album, but it doesn't deserve BNM
>implying BNM means something

by Pitchfork's standards, this album is 0.1 better than Best Coast's Crazy for You. if you didn't have a reason to drop this fucking publication before, this is it.

>by this i mean I'm and Art Angels is SO MUCH BETTER than that Best Coast album

Objectively speaking?

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these

>Young Thug - Barter 6
here's where you're wrong

I usually really enjoy Bjork, but this was a snooze-fest outside of a few songs.

>7.8
>Bnm

Wait what

>listen to an album
>really enjoy it
>check scaruffi's score
>it's a 5
>delete it and never listen to it again

>listen to a Slowdive album
>really enjoy it
>check rym reviews
>fuck it, it's a 5
>delete it and never listen to it again

Didn't they re-review HTTT and give it an 8.4 or something?
Anyway it's actually either or Coloring Book

she looks a little bit like ayy lmao

This is completely accurate to be honest

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Hey now it's a better lesbian post-punk album than Silence Yourself by Savages which I think got like an 8.8

>lesbian
Wait, isn't the guitar player a dude?

>hating on thugger

Anything that got BNM because of artists gender, skin color or sexual orientaion. That is shitforks 90% of BNMs as of late

retard alert