I'm hearin alot of hate about Amy schumer and her Netflix special. You guys are pathetic...

I'm hearin alot of hate about Amy schumer and her Netflix special. You guys are pathetic. She's a beautiful strong woman who is truly revolutionizing women's comedy and showing us all that girls can be justs as funny as men. All this hate is just a alt right conspiracy to keep women down. You're all disguising. Keep hating while she sells out arenas

Nice bait nigger

I feel like shes a giver.... I mean she probably has to be with a body like that....

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

Yeah, but she looked a lot better when she was skinny.

She was skinny?

woman "comedians" are just not funny, ever

I see Amy Schumer as a challenge, more than anything. Here is a woman who, in every single aspect, is absolutely revolting - her exterior AND her personality - yet I can't help but wonder what would be like, to plunge balls-deep into her repeatedly.

That's right. Balls-deep. With no protection.

I won't lie, I'm extraordinarily-hard while typing this. I want to grab this... thing... and that's what Amy Schumer is, let's not delude ourselves, a "thing"... by the hips and ram mercilessly in and out of her quivering, malformed cunt with the force of a gladiatorial chariot, while she makes stupid faces and contorts orgasmically, unable to control her bodily reactions even if she wanted to.

I would erupt violently inside that corrupt and corrupting womb as though the entire fate of humanity depended on my seed penetrating the foul walls of one of her ovaries, the electrical fusion from this coupling creating the Antichrist, as our combined, guttural, Chewbacca-like roars shattered glass and walls alike around us, the house toppling down while we lay there in a filthy, disgusting mess.

Yeah. I reckon Amy Schumer does it for me.

Would bury my dick in her ass dry while i tug on her rolls and whisper in her ear how disgusting and worthless she really is

The word is comediennes

Too long; didn't read

womyn*

I know this is bait, but Amerifags never cease to impress me, I don't know how the fuck she's is that famous

yeah, she's a generic useless cunt, but I've fucked uglier. usually with better personalities though.

Are you that guy who occasionally posts all the Amy Schumer pics and attempts to run a one man show of how "attractive" she apparently is?

>She's a beautiful strong woman

She's a fat, ugly Jew gun-grabbing PIG.

It's too bad she values cake more than her health.

Fugly oven dodging Jew...the SS shoulda smoked that pork...

No obviously bait

It's like that season of South Park in which Cartman gets a girlfriend and goes around saying "Girls are funny get over it"

Girls aren't smart or funny

>no ass
>hiding non existant tits
Is this supposed to be sexy?

No. It's bait

I think I'm a fag now.

...

She should just do porn and shut up already

Her pussy smells like a barnyard animal. No thx, unless thats your bag, baby...

Ugh. She's so fat. Why did they choose her to play Barbie? Isn't she meant to be you know a skinny attractive stereotype?

Amy Schumer looks like she lets off a foul odor

People talk about funny females like the Ghostbusters, Schumer & Lena Dunham like they're running for an election, like they want them to have some position in the culture. They did the same thing to Louis CK, they need him to represent something.

People get so defensive about female entertainers. They ask why people are making fun of the way these girls look. I dunno, why have they been calling Jim Norton a spineless worm for 20 years? Why have people been trashing Colin Quinn's awful legs or saying Kevin Hart is short? Why is nobody allowed to call Amy Schumer a frumpy bucktoothed four? All people do is call Bob Kelly fat.

Can't do it, cause women have it so rough. They'll turn around and say something like "this is what women in entertainment need to deal with." Yeah I guess so, cause you don't see Dave Attell stuffing himself into an Ed Hardy shirt so tight we can make out the exact contours of that zone of shame he calls an abdomen, but we need to give golf claps to all these unremarkable pillowcases full of ham that decide to wear their empowering "take that, male gaze" dresses.

I must say you triggered me for thinking that pig was funny but then I realized it was b8

i wish her uterus was on fire so i could douse it with my semen to put it out.

God damn user, I said god damn.