Thats right faggots, after getting the resources he needed, Dave AKA Jeffrey Dahmer AKA Neo Hitler finally managed to start the new reich in Mars, only that he forgot to bring followers
2, 4 or 6 decides what he does next
Thats right faggots, after getting the resources he needed...
dies
Call for the martians
Suddenly, Dave's helmet explodes and he suffocates until he dies
3 or 7 decides if he goes to hell, heaven or purgatory
Rip dave :(
the matrix
He's a nazi. In any formal situation where heaven and hell exists, he definitely goes to hell.
Why? Just because he has other opinions than you? I don't think God would care about politics.
Because in fiction, Nazis are always depicted as going to hell. It's funnier that way.
>Stop oppressing me
Since God ended up being a SJW, Dave ended up in hell, Satan welcomes him and tells him to say something about himself, 3 or 5 decides what he does
Dubs > singles
We should listen to this guy
Dont worry, Dave ALWAYS prevails
Purgatory
He was a pretty good guy who would always let you have the last slice of pizza, but on the other hand he did kill and eat 17 young men
Dave converts Satan to national-socialism.
U want to get ate, u red ass nigga
Roll
He plays a game with the devil. If Dave wins he is free to leave.
Dave proposes the Devil a game, Rock paper scissors, and he wins, the devil decides to let him go back to earth if he offers a sacrifice of someone important in earth, Dave agrees and he is transported to Earth
bump
Now that he arrived in Earth, he can do whatever he wants, or he can go and sacrifice someone important for the Devil, Dubs decides
He sacrifices the pope
Create one out of dirt and another inferior one from a part of the first one