Thats right faggots, after getting the resources he needed...

Thats right faggots, after getting the resources he needed, Dave AKA Jeffrey Dahmer AKA Neo Hitler finally managed to start the new reich in Mars, only that he forgot to bring followers
2, 4 or 6 decides what he does next

dies

Call for the martians

Suddenly, Dave's helmet explodes and he suffocates until he dies
3 or 7 decides if he goes to hell, heaven or purgatory

Rip dave :(

the matrix

He's a nazi. In any formal situation where heaven and hell exists, he definitely goes to hell.

Why? Just because he has other opinions than you? I don't think God would care about politics.

Because in fiction, Nazis are always depicted as going to hell. It's funnier that way.

>Stop oppressing me

Since God ended up being a SJW, Dave ended up in hell, Satan welcomes him and tells him to say something about himself, 3 or 5 decides what he does

Dubs > singles
We should listen to this guy

Dont worry, Dave ALWAYS prevails

Purgatory
He was a pretty good guy who would always let you have the last slice of pizza, but on the other hand he did kill and eat 17 young men

Dave converts Satan to national-socialism.

U want to get ate, u red ass nigga

Roll

He plays a game with the devil. If Dave wins he is free to leave.

Dave proposes the Devil a game, Rock paper scissors, and he wins, the devil decides to let him go back to earth if he offers a sacrifice of someone important in earth, Dave agrees and he is transported to Earth

bump

Now that he arrived in Earth, he can do whatever he wants, or he can go and sacrifice someone important for the Devil, Dubs decides

He sacrifices the pope

Create one out of dirt and another inferior one from a part of the first one