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You don't get to build a wall edition

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What's the best way to earn passive income when you only earn £16k and can't afford to buy/invest shit?

splash

put an ad up for a tutoring service if you still remember basic maths/english

>Apply for mortgage
>Buy house
>Take someone elses money and put it in your account (renting)

Brexit?

that's not passive

Bookies

doing a bit of the ol' spirit cokking

Stop taking drugs.

wake me up

i want to post-natally abort these anti-choice runts to show them that abortion isn't like a gruesome murder

the gf

Jews have the highest avg iq.
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Literally high af right now

peng

dunno why people care about abortion

not your body

JFs out

>the day i decide to stock up on modafinil i get an email saying they're searching our rooms tomorrow
FUCKS SAKE LADS

my APC corduroys fit very nicely but they're missing a belt loop

What is khat like? Is it like synthetic cathinones?

bit rude that you didn't include me

having one of those days again

Protip; dangle it from a string out your window

>your daughter was raped?
>lmao who cares at least you weren't raped

>electronic device runs out of battery in a movie
>they shake it
does that ever work

*squeezes your bum*

haha, alri mate? no homo.

abstinence is the only moral form of contraception

everything is so regulated here. Theres so much nanny stating in all of Europe
everyone laughs at yanks for going on about muh freedumbs but in a way they're right

who did ya call loyalist ya fookin cunt ? ima call ma boyz from derry, and me dad will bring his little armalite.

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this one is for the lads...

fuck everyone in this thread

yeah if it's one of those torches you shake

hide it in a coat pocket, one on the inside lining is preferable

Couldn't make that comparison.

I feel a mild, prolonged amphetamine high. Cigarettes feel like absolute ambrosia; euphoria; total hunger abatement.

Its illegality in so many countries is shocking.

>conservatives want to protect "babies" in the womb
>want to bomb real babies in the middle east, starve them in africa, drown them in the mediterranean when they try to find safety, enslave them in bangladesh to make shoes, defund their education and steal their milk in britain

HMMMMMMMMMM

>they're searching our rooms tomorrow

do you live in a prison?

*fucks everyone in this thread*

probably because its terrible for you

would fuck everyone in this thread

a foetus is neither sentient nor sapient though

stop LARPing as a Catholic moralist on Sup Forums you cringeworthy bastard

Do you get off on inventing strawmen?

RARE

Hmm might cop
It's no worse than caffeine 2bh

Im on the ground floor so that's not really feasible cos everyone walking into the building would see it
this is a good shout, will do this. I might put it in an inner pocket of my bag and take it to lectures with me so they can search my empty room

conservatives want to protect valuable lives

>steal their milk in britain

do rorkes go around and suck the breastmilk out of foreign breasts?

except caffeine doesn't rot your teeth and give you mouth cancer

I'm fairly certain it's outlawed in your country.

How would my celtic brothers feel about a celtic union? I'm Scottish btw we can kill the anglos together

surely they aren't allowed to do that

first time in /brit/, Stalin?

uni halls

You sound like that autistic kid in school that used to tout on the smokers
Dark web

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why not tbqh

That only happens when you chew religiously.

I use it sparingly in order to ward of muh feels and aid in dieting.

look at this post does it look like it's my first time here ya fookin black an' tans bastard eh ?

t. Angus "Not a Single Drop of English Blood" Smith

Sure

t. Cymru

scots are plagued with left wing nationalism like ireland
dont see how an ethnic union would work

oh right

they'll probably just make sure nothing's broken

I'm never browsing Sup Forums before work again. I thought it'd be a nice change to shitpost a bit before I went to work but no, I ended up doing the fucking virgin walk all the way from my car, into the building and toward my desk, this is the first time this has happened as it's the first time I've browsed Sup Forums before starting, to make matters worse everyone was staring at me as I was walking including the qt that I fancy, I noticed it straight away but no matter how hard I tried I just couldn't stop it, kept getting looks all day after that and I'm sure I walked in on someone talking about me.

Yeah they are, your workplace can search you at any time aswell

I will HEEM until my hands give up

then I will KICK

leave me out of your gay-lick shennanigans

t. cymru

I'm not sure that's true

>72576776
incomprehensible

>tfw near sighted part jew and took college courses in high school

furness belongs to lancashire

Yeah it is, they even have a sign up in my work about it. Check your contract. Nowt wrong with it anyway, it's not your property and you shouldn't be breaking the law. If you're uncomfortable with them searching you/your locker, you can ask for a police officer to do it instead and have a member of HR as a witness

London 35% White British

now fight

interesting how booze is haram but khat isn't. silly muslims.

please retrieve your trash

Should say though, that thankfully I stopped virgin walking halfway through the day but I still had the virgin mentality throughout it and almost every conversation I had ended up awkward as I was fumbling through it.

You're the same spastic who thought eggs in supermarkets had baby birds in them.

beginning to think that women don't care about your willy at all as long as it's at least nearly average

i agree they can search your office say

not your personal belongings tho

It's a plant ffs God said all plants are for our use

reminder that a few sheepherder houthis stoned off their heads on khat are destroying the saudi arabian army in yemen

They've tried banning it in places like Djibouti, Somalia and elsewhere and the decision always met with riots, although that probably has more to do with economic impact

women don't even feel the penis, they get off on you manhandling them

GNEW ME TEETH
OUTDREW ME CLAWS

Yeah, you brought them into the office, you're on their property. What you do at home is none of their concern though

girth is more important than length

good lad

You can't be serious.

Really don't know how to feel about tinder/bumble

I like the window shopping and ego boosting aspects of it, but when you end up matching with 10 girls and they all start messaging and repeating that daily it's pretty much impossible

don't own a smart phone

post gifs

>at least nearly average
sucks for me then haha

women prefer you make them climax by gently running a rose over their body

listening to Phil Elverum's album about his dead wife

stop putting racist posters up around dublin

>Employers should not look through your personal possessions without your prior agreement. In addition, you should be present at the inspection. If someone damages your property during this process, they should pay to have it repaired or replaced.

you have to agree m8

i reckon they could fire you for refusing but thats it

English people overwhelmingly want both northern ireland and scotland to piss off and leave. You are a danger to the english public and you selfish fucks not voting out are just going to get people killed for shit they don't care about.

We have much more important issues going on in our own country, england to be worried about bored benefit parasite scum.

An independent england and the rivival of english nationalism will give us an infinitely higher chance of survival you can continue voting in the IRA party and scotland can vote in whatever gay far-left party they want and we'll go for an english nationalist party the 'little englanders' will rule and northern ireland will take their share of the british middle - upperclass cuckolded panzies infesting england as will scotland along with the pakis and wogs they've forced upon the english people.

England for the english, brits OUT!

The entire system will be changed in all countries after the break up of the UK but you selfish cunts are too busy milking the english tax payer to vote out.

Had a girl tell all her friends my willy is small, I'm 7 inches erect. Silly bint thought that because i was sitting naked afterwards with a softie that my willy can be classified as tiny

Women are stupid

>tfw manlet
never use these apps on the basis that even if i got a date from it, she'd be dissapointed finding out i'm a little shite

You brought those possessions onto their property. It's like asking someone not to bring herion into your home. Keep it at your house, don't bring it to work