Got drunk last night and bought a lizard of my mate but am too faggot to touch these things to feed it. what do?

Got drunk last night and bought a lizard of my mate but am too faggot to touch these things to feed it. what do?

Also trips decides name. Its a girl. Old name was bernadette but fuck that

name him faggot

Name her Isabella

Name her Hillary.

stomp it dead

David Icke

you dont need to touch them man just open up the box and empty it inside the viv, they hop around and get eaten by NIGGERSAURUS CUNTULUS (thats what im naming it btw, trips please)

Should you even keep a high maintanence animal like that if you can't even touch it.

Also, name it Overlord.

Adolf

cute dinosaur

Dude, they're crickets. They're literally harmless. They don't bite, pinch, sting, or fart smelly gas.

Also, name her Wilma

This. Wilma is a distinguished and proper name for a friend.

samefag

Matilda The 1st

JABBA

Genghis

Name her Khorne

Mooch

Butthole

Franz

Bepis

Feed it frozen mice or other frozen insects. Mealworms work also. Or man the fuck up pussy.

Name:

Mara

blood for the blood god skulls for the skull throne

Zayda

Cunt Pleaser

Bernadette

Name her Jonathan

Reroll for Milk for KHORNE Flakes

Rollin

Looks like a cunt pleaser. textured for her pleasure

Trips, trips everywhere!

You're gonna have to get hammered as fuck everytime you feed her. The way I see it

scaly nigger

squirrel