Greetings, imperial citizen!
We have received information, that a group of heretics have been roaming around this area.
Identify yourself immediately!
Singles: Thank you for your cooperation citizen, hail the empire!
Dubs: Filthy heretic! Your head is going to roll from your shoulders, here and now!
Trips: Thank you for your cooperation, officer! Shall we get you an escort?
Quads: What does the emperor all alone here?! We will immediately provide an escort, Your Highness! Hail the empire!
Again?! Here you go...
I jerked off in the well water.
Rewalk
I remember when I cut the throat of your fag emperor. Hail Sithis!
I love Slanesh.
Yeah, greetings I'm totally not gonna open a warp rift over there...
Wrong universe faggot
I fap to loli
Shut the fuck up heretic.
Im just passing through. Im not going to kill anyone at all~
Wank stains on my shoes
By the emperor, heresy!
Kek, i live with honor no matter the case !
FUCKING HERETIC
I think Nurglings are hot
I deep fried cooking rice
*stares incoherently*
Just heading up to the pdf headquarters captain
Is this a way to treat someone of my rank ?
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
Here.
For the Omnisiah.
wanking for the emprah
DEUS VULT
Here you go
Heretic!
OH YEAH IM GONNA BUST MY FUCKIN NUT