How would Sup Forums save her?

How would Sup Forums save her?

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kill my gf

he will never get her now

like this

Both Chad and the gf are gone. You failed in your objective.

fuck Chad when he tries to fuck your gf

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Cuck the bastard without him knowing, using my amazing turtle dick.
> turtle dicks really are amazing

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ha ha... i tricked you!
You never fucked my qt3.14 gf, it was I all along!
You're gay now!

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Rape her to scare chad away

KEK

I live in America so I would do this

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Why did you have to break her legs though

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Fixed

Fokken saved

its a very important "step"

11/10

To assert your dominance

kek

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Niggers are quite fast, so when you break the niggers legs, they cant run away.

B for effort

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Kys

>replying to cancer
Kill yourself unironically

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nice dubs
9/11 dubs get

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>implying females tell the truth

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Females are people just like men. People on this site tend to think of women and men as completely different species

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ar 15. 'merica

Bro it's b you're supposed to go along with it

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pt. 2

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tfw this happened to me and she cheated anyways

Females are not people.

Good. Glad that had a pt.2

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See

this one made me laugh

Chad Thundercock having not even once worked on his wizard abilities failed to notice the crabs red glowing weak spot on the belly for massive damage and was destroyed

Only true Sup Forumseta answer

kek

Jokes on you, I'm a sad lonely cuck with no qtpi gf

Betafags

>filename

wtf??? can someone explain?

if craplord is your best friend I doubt you would be able to have a real interaction with other beeings than B/tards

she has a porn where shes on the phone w/ her bf while suckin dick and tells him he loves her

Chad doesn't even lift. Look at those pencil arms

Not risking

also obviously skips leg days

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He must lift weights with his shoulder blades.
Like, just dislocates them and opens them up like wings and lifts the weights.

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Kys

holy fuck

DRRRRR
DRRRRR

lmao

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I summon an eldritch monstrosity

faggot.

noo

That is brilliant.

o,loåmå'omoå'mo'å

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>underrated

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hivemind

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ThunderPolla

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fuck urself

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the solution is quite obvious

none of you are funny

found the secret mexican

>Females are people just like men.
Haven't keked this hard in a long time

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Requesting the Final Fantasy XV one

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fuck you cracker

kkk

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Not really too much of a secret