Is anyone actually jealous of this lifestyle ?

is anyone actually jealous of this lifestyle ?

Yes

Then again my life is terrible and I'm jealous of everyone around me

Not at his age but I wouldn't turn it down

isn't he so bored with sex that he wears headphones and listens to music?

well he keeps going out with models
models are notoriously frigid

I wonder if he ever bangs fatties to mix it up

I'm jealous of his money, but honestly if I had it I wouldn't live like that

Every picture of him is just him and his whores sitting and doing nothing.

>have hundreds of millions
>have your own harem
>do what you want
Yea I could be jealous of that.

I want his money, want to be able to never work again, and want to be able to have sex with 5+ women at a time. So yes.

anyone who has a decent life and is jealous of this needs to read some GK chesterton

Leo's been sucking the juice for almost all of his life, when you see him with beautiful whores on a yacht and think "holy shit i wish i could be him" hes probably thinking "holy shit i hope this fucking boat sinks"

I wouldnt say jealous of his lifestyle, but more of his charisma. You see, im incredibly anxious in social situations. Dealing with customers in a basic job is fine, dealing with tiny group of close friends and family is fine. Dealing with strangers when it comes to tryong to build any kind of relationship, be it sexual, friends, or professional in order to advance in a career legitamtely frightens me like no other.

People like leo have to be able to talk to people and build relationships in order to get to where they are. I wouldnt mind being able to build more relationships, but i just dont know how.

it's all a pr stunt, to help qualify him for his eventual stint at batman

I'd be jealous up until about 30-35, but at that point I'd want to settle down with a smart qt instead of a hot idiot

Why are they all white?

>read some GK chesterton
recommend a couple

Kinda, I'll probably get bored after a year tho.

Because niggers are fucking ugly

If I gave you 10 million dollars, you'd be "charismatic" too. Money is the solution to a lot of life's problems.

I like Leo because he went from a wooden pretty-boy every man hated to an actually decent actor.

well I wouldn't mind being in that situation for a day or two. I don't think any warm blooded man would turn down drinking on a beach with 6 vapid whores.

>he doesn't know how to kragerpost

how much would this set up cost?

not with girls that unattractive
i like women not ironing boards

He is going to end like Jack Nicholson, lamenting to be in his twilight years with nothing to show for it but an empty, cold manor, nobody caring for him. Very few people lead a hedonistic lifestyle and don't regret it later.

You can actually tell he knows he can fuck them all at once if he wanted to, but he is comfy af drinking his wine and feeling the sand on his feet. Probably thinking about how he hates his job and wondering what if he just stays there forever, just looking at the sea and playing with sand.

I dont remember which essay or book this is from, but i remebered part of the quote because it stuck with me:

> I could never mix in the common murmur of that rising generation against monogamy, because no restriction on sex seemed so odd and unexpected as sex itself. To be allowed, like Endymion, to make love to the moon and then to complain that Jupiter kept his own moons in a harem seemed to me (bred on fairy tales like Endymion's) a vulgar anti-climax. Keeping to one woman is a small price for so much as seeing one woman. To complain that I could only be married once was like complaining that I had only been born once. It was incommensurate with the terrible excitement of which one was talking. It showed, not an exaggerated sensibility to sex, but a curious insensibility to it. A man is a fool who complains that he cannot enter Eden by five gates at once. Polygamy is a lack of the realization of sex; it is like a man plucking five pears in mere absence of mind.

Central to a lot of chesterton's writing is the paradox of human desires (not sex necessarily). In short, taking something that is pleasurable and becoming a slave to it often robs it of its joy and it just becomes an itch that needs to be scratched with increasing frequency and intensity.

see: charlie sheen going from probably sleeping with beautiful women with ease, to banging porn stars and prostitutes, and then getting AIDS because he has to fuck a tranny/man just to get a regular sense of stimulation.

now I'm not suggesting leo is going down that same path lmao, I'm just providing the context that there really is too much of a good thing and it wouldnt surprise me if hes bored out of his mind doing that shit now, and gets greater joy out of doing something comparatively mundane.

He should just bring his bros along, atleast then he could throw a frisbee around or go jet skiing

Leave the whores back at the villa

r u me

What's an actual women for you, faggot? high test?

yeah that's literally never ever going to happen ever

Me on the right

like charlie sheen, he will get bored and find another kind of pleasure, even a mundane pleasure
right?

would be a nice life but only if I had my phone to shitpost on Sup Forums too

>implying that you are not

I have limited time on this Earth. I prefer to engage in conversation with other intellectuals. I don't have time to listen and process every single person's opinion on every matter. I have a natural mental filter mechanism, as do you, and every other person in this world. For example, I highly doubt you would engage in a political debate with a deranged lunatic in the streets. So why would I engage with a deranged lunatic on Sup Forums about lifestyle ?

>a smart qt
>doesnt divorce and take half ur assets and accuse u of abuse

Always marry ugly or stupid or some combo of the two

Maybe you are bored?

>sex all the time would get... r-right guys?

i want to eat the booty

chesterton probably came too quick like a chump every time. sex isn't that big a deal

I feel like this picture is haunted.

Being constantly surrounded by dumbass, vacuous Stacys sounds like hell to me. It might be fun at first, but I feel like it would be a boring, shallow, and hollow life. I wouldn't want to be around a bunch of people who shared no interests with me, and were only around because I was rich and famous.

this; emotions matter to hedonists who think hedonism is a good life style.
But of course, most people love hedonism far too much to stop being scared of leaving hedonism. Most people are not meant to be something else than hedonist. In fact, the whole humanity is here because people love to cling to what they feel and think and refuse to do something else with their life.

for people saying that hedonism is relevant,
>life=what you feel+what you think+what you expect from your desires from what you feel and think
therefore,
>grade your desires
and
>non acting on your favorite desires = non life = death


hedonism is not an effective doctrine to be happy. Hedonists believe that you literally die if you ''do not think nor do feel''. They have faith that 'no moving' is death.

of course, doing the opposite brings you a better life:
>perpetual evanescence and lack of control of what you think and feel, therefore cannot be taken seriously (to be happy) => stay still towards what you think and feel.

Once you try to reach stillness, you are more equanimous and benevolent.

>hey guys look how straight I am I have all these hot girls around me! Look!

Seems like something a closet case would do...surround yourself with women as some sort of status symbol.

There is no way he's happy

>tfw he's rumored to star in an H.H. Holmes biopic directed by Marty
HYPE

Man you need to go the fuck outside

I'd let Amber Heard take everything I had then beg her to take me in as her slave tbqh

I'm jealous of his success, sure.

But my god all of those pictures look boring as fuck, he looks constantly bored. He's just posting pictures of endangered animals on his Instagram.

Also I don't like the beach, look at all that sand

No I do not envy a closet homosexual forced to stage photographs to chase off gay rumors

shut the fuck up retard

anakin pls

ITT: Really really salty virgins

there is no straight male on earth who wouldn't absolutely love this livestyle

why is it so hard to admit you fucking faggots?

>hurr durr i bet it isnt even that good!
>nah i dont wanna be this rich
>sex would probably be boring i guess

jesus fucking christ sincerely kill thyselves forever to death permanently

It's a meme.

They're memeing.

You got memed.

Why would you spend any time at all on Sup Forums if you're looking to talk to intellectuals in your limited time you fucking poof?

spoilers: he literally pays those models to hang out with him, they dont give a shit about him and just want his money, and he's probably painfully aware of it and just wants a normal family life

ah shit, i should've browse this board some more to understand the jokes then i guess

you got me!

fair game m8

Hello underage

>he literally pays those models to hang out with him

source?

his virginity

nice try but im actually 25

You's a salty bitch

Well... has enough money to live a dozen lifestimes without any trouble.
Yet he hasn't managed to get himself a family.
The whole point of a man's urge for success and wealth is to lay the foundation for your children to grow up safe and sound.

>inb4 /r9k/ and Sup Forums

no u

you cant just make shit up

Of course I'm jealous

But hey that's life

Yeah 25 months lol!

yes and you can do that and still live like a king

Underage sounds right, you clearly have no clue how life works. You start to realize these things into your 30's or so. I'll give you benefit of the doubt but even your age sound false.

20 minutes ago I had a chance to bang an extremely drunk 9/10 who told me I am and smell very sexy (I am nowhere near fyi) and chickened out because I am a "nice guy". I literally want to put a gun to my head, Why doesn't someone kill me?

Please respond I am drunk and upset.

Not really, I think you can like this lifestyle for 2 months until you realize how incredibly vapid and void of meaning it is.

too much 10/10 girls in one pic imho

No. he lives like the kid from home alone (before the burglers and shit) just fulfilling all his childish fantasies. imagine constantly chasing quick pleasures and never reaching anything truly satisfying, cause you've never had to work for it and enjoy the fruits of your labour. he becomes a shell of a man.

I will kill you friend :)

he looks so bored. he's fucked thousands and can fuck any woman he wants. carnal pleasure are so bland to him now. you begin to understand why so many celebrities and elities get into kiddie fucking. like a drug they grow a tolerance to the hedonism and gotta ramp things up higher and higher to get off.

usually attractive women are substantially more intellectual then their less attractive counterparts. It's usually due to intelligent men marrying hot women. Good genes also means their brains aren't fucked up due to health weakness.

Hi Israel.

Please do because I don't have the fucking balls.

>never had satisfaction of working for something

what is winning his first Oscar after numerous nominations and excellent performances in countless films?

>Is anyone actually jeloaus of a rich playboy with a personal harem of Victoria's Secret models?

no, because my wife is really sweet and qt

Who the fuck cares, you probably weren't drunk so it would be incredibly awkward. Theres literally no shame in >chickening out in this situation knowing that she was incredibly drunk.

If you were drunk however then I have no idea why you would chicken out, women aren't that scary as you teen-self might've thought.

I bet he felt pretty satisfied when he made his first million or when he won that Oscar, you fucking tard.

not at all. he is a very average actor, and has been in the business since childhood. he doesnt work hard at it, it all comes naturally. he is basically given an award and a pat on the back for simply doing his job. it probably makes him feel even more empty.

Can't say I wouldn't try it but I would probably get bored of it pretty quick

he comes from weatlh. what is a million dollars to someone who already had it all? what is a million dollars when he will eventually lose track of how many millions he has? a million dollars to him is a penny to us. it doesnt give him any joy.

Yeah, he'll never know the satisfaction of coming home after a hard shift at McDonald's like you.

I agree, however women almost never engage and develop their intelligence. There is a reason why they worship their beauty and try to excel it as far as they can because women are being brought up with the idea that their pivotal worth is of their relationship with another men and how they view her.

This is why women tend to fucking hate eachother because they are a threat to their social standing and self-worth.

You did it once you can do it again homey. Keep the dream alive.

Also what the fuck captcha?

i would say that is a very small sub-set of hot women. Most have a lot of substance - think of Emma Watson for example. Most hot women have a personality similar to hers.

There's a serious flaw in your logic. Attractive women marry smart and successful guys, but the children they have with them are usually far less attractive than the mother was.

nah you just tell yuorself you realize this since you are 30+ and have a shit life

What on earth are you talking about. Emma wastson is possibly THE most vapid cunt to ever come out of hollywood.

There's a girl who has had a crush on me for almost 4 years now. She reminds me of Jenna Fischer and her creepy ass crush on John Krasinski. She's nice and and frankly she's cute, but I just don't feel the same way. Our personalities and interests are not compatible at all but she doesn't seem to realize it.

There's also this other girl who I'm actually attracted to and seems to like me too, but I can't bring myself to make a move because I literally almost cry (watery eyes and everything late at night) at the thought of hurting the other girl. I'd say I'm worse than you.

nah, musicians daughters are almost always hot. think of mcjagger etc

how is she vapid in any way?

She is vapid because she isn't vapidly sucking my dick right now.

any feminist is vapid

feminism gives free contraceptives to women, while they do nothing for those for men, especially they never fought for them to be free of charge
and they never encouraged free drugs to fight against the erectile dysfucntion, as you must have a boner before even putting a condom, while they advocate sexual jouissance for every woman on earth

feminism does nothing to liberate the talk about psychological violence on men from women

feminism does nothing to liberate the talk of raped men inside a household

feminism favorizes the abortion whithout even the requirement to inform the father

feminism does nothing against coerced paternity

feminism does nothing about the inequality favouring women on the dating game

feminists actually do not promote intellectual independance as a men is considered a sexist scumbag as soon as he disagrees with them or even try to nuance their positions

do you still believe that the feminists fight for equality ?

half of those quoted said they would like that you stupid fucking retard

She preaches her feminist schlock which includes platitudes about how men should be more sensitive and not afraid to cry etc,

Meanwhile, she gives an interview saying she doesnt date british men. Why? Because they are too shy, sensitive and not alpha males.

You cannot make this shit up. She would never put two and two together though, because she doesnt actually care at all about any of her feminist bullshit. It is an extremely thin veneer designed to full retards like you into thinking she has some sort of depth, and into thinking that her real personality in any way resembles her character in harry potter.