Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu and converse with others
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus harshly
>discuss fun and light topics like politics and abortion
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun and throw all dogfuckers from helicopters
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Still here
miss birthday miss birthday what did you play
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I wouldn't exactly call him a friend.
Don't ask for the reasoning, I don't remember.
For now
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Disgusting early bake
Still here
>Misaki claimed
Damned Florida 3 day waiting periods, and they don't even count weekends. I can't pick my new lower up until Wednesday morning REEEE
Hello beautiful people just to tell you our girl Alice3D is streaming again!
She's playing a quite interesting game today, come and join us for rage, cute pup and legs!
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Oh man its hard to give my grandfather directions.
My guitar, my fingers and wrist hurt now. Playing Jesus of Suburbia by Green Day in its entirety TWICE is not a good idea
Same for you. You're here...FOR NOW
(sexually confused Tomo)
>But i can't talk to my waifu
Of course you can, you dummy!
She just won't ever answer.
Like god, but cuter.
>both
No no no. You got it all wrong.
Imagine you're in prison and some hunk decides to mate with your boipussy. He's making you his bitch, his women, henceforth remaining straight during intercourse, whilst you on the other hand wouldst be homosexual considering the enormous donger in your rear end, your lustful moans and the juices leaking from your noodle.
Technology my boy
The hell is that suppose to mean?
It's hard to explain anything to old people
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And still here of course.
hmm I see
well it's better than what it used to be I guess
m.youtube.com
Hey Duane
Help me move forward
twitch tv/celtyplays
Forgot the url, silly me. Feel free to take some good screenshots and to upload them, with enough luck you can make Alice's legs your waifu.
does Alice leave VODs available, because I'll watch later
Took you long enough
I rarely speak to him.
No idea
The guitar? It's an Epiphone Les Paul
"C-can I swallow no homo? hehe"
Baka it's only gay if your balls touch~
I really do feel as if I'm being watched. By more than one person I may add.
Claiming best girl.
My boy
Das it
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Alice isn't really a burn victim but I wish he was.
ahhhh that's nice
that's alright
She does here are the links
twitch tv/celtyplays/videos/all
youtube com/channel/UCzflwYcX-KrY6kOaO85OwPA (she's yet to get a custom url)
I would recommend you guys the past video, that last video almost had her face showing up by accident.
"no homo but can you spit my cum back into my mouth and let me toss your salad with it?"
Is she a squid?
What's wrong?
Hai user. You're back already then?
That's hot but gay
Good news, it seems I can actually pick up the lower tomorrow :)
Old man had paperwork for a Taurus on file
Nothing at all.
Tsun has been wanting to talk with ya
You underestimate the power of "no homo"
Just ignore me lol, I'm being silly
Between that and drums! I love music
I want her to answer though :(
That sounds pretty gay to me
Anything to do with two guys doing lewd stuff is gay
Looks like a cute girl to me.
Are you drunk already?
today?
No, just tired
I don't have to ask why
thanks love
He wouldnt know how to use any of it
Sometimes they listen fine. Grandfather keeps on not putting in his hearing aid and generally being stubborn.
Bad stuff? You okay? It's important to take care of yourself once in a while too.
Here guys have a picture of the most comfortable and cute pup in the world sleeping in the most desirable legs
You are welcome sweetheart, oh if you guys crash over be sure to make fun of her accent. spam bayd or something
Fuck that's cute...
what's a lower? I swear you kids these days with your lingo
Is that a good thing, or is that a bad thing?
"lets play a game, I swallow your load and you swallow mine no homo~"
I used to let my best friend in middle school suck me and when he was done we used to practice kissing on each other with cum on our lips.
Yes I'm bi.
A qt that eats people. Does she is the bones too?
That's probably just because CIA, Soros and maybe some russians with a toaster are hacking your webcam again.
Destroy your computer with a pickaxe, burn your house down and wear a tinfoil hat.
Ah, 'video is not available', my favorite song.
But she never will. This is the cruel gods of waifuism testing your faith. Will you stay strong and earn eternal blessing in the afterlife, an eternity spend with your waifu? Or will you succumb to the devils evil ploys, and jewish trickery, like friends, 3d grill and fun?
>that sounds pretty gay to me
And you would be if butt fucked by a hunk, yet he would remain straight as an arrow on it's way to pierce some guy.
More. MORE!
Na just before when we someone briefly mention you and then get feels over your departure
Take a nap, you got time
>That's a cute yuuki
Rip
Getting all kinds of ideas I see~
I'm okay, just have to be strong for people I love
>Pre nibbles
Lower receiver for an AR-15. Holds the trigger,
magazine, mag release and safety.
It's technically the 'gun' despite holding very few of the essentials. So to order one you need to be 21 and wait for it.
Especially when no one is home so you can be as loud as possible
Maybe I will!
>all yuuki's are cute
To top it all, the color scheme is on point
Speak loudly and concisely
Or just explain what Hentai is to him, either works
I've been talking with him recently but I didn't fully understand what you meant there.
>cute
That's a weird way to spell 'bland af'.
Welcome back
Of course she leaves the bones! She's not a dog.
Well, just know your limits.
I can't imagine how nothing being wrong could ever be perceived as a bad thing, so I guess it's a good thing.
Had a bad gaming night last night, but that's just games.
Nibbles always are.
Agreed. Seldom is there bad Yuuki fanart
That's a bad opinion tbh
Gah when I first got this laptop my stalker was listening to every conversation I had.
>camera not included
I ripped out the mic the second I found out.
I'm laughing too much right now
Oh I know nothing about guns
>iliveinNYC
Can you buy guns online without having to go to the store to pick it up?
>snugs the bunny
almost home, im getting carsick
D-does she pick them clean..?
Were you getting your butt whooped~?
I literally spent $23 on a claw machine to try and win a hat.
What the fuck
カラミチーマス
Oh no. Hopefull you get home and on your own two feet again soon. Always feels nice to get up after feeling car sick
you should look into an audio interface and guitar rig! I play through that most of the time, no one ever hears me unless they're right next to me!
wrong
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I sometimes plug headphones into the amp so I can play at night with the amp.
Huh, was under the impression you left and spoke to nobody since then
Fortune smiles upon you, I had my share of terrible yuno arts
Ara ara~
Just break the glass and grab the hat
Lmao
Rea's driving. When she was in the military she used to lead a convoy and she still likes to go fast.
>idontknowhowtodrivesoinevergotusedtoit
I lost 5 of the 8 matches I played, and on a fresh patch. My win rate is in the tank compared to my usual winrate. What really got me to flaming my team mates was the apparent lack of understanding when it comes to what objectives are important and bring us closer to winning, especially when a lead has been achieved. I managed 3 wins before going to sleep, but I didn't feel good at all.
Did'ya get it?
Crappy art for a crappy girl :^)
I wish I was more kinky but I lose motivation too fast!
Saya, what did you make me watch earlier?
I ended up watching the whole thing...
are ya winning, son?
that works too! but sometimes smaller amps get funky with headphones and a lot of effects
plus you can record with it and we can hear you play!
It sounds like I would also be uncomfortable driving with Rea. Fast driving makes me extremely nervous
I'm the kind of person some of the other posters would want to murder if they were behind. I like speed limit speeds
Gamers are passionate! What was your tank role?
Stay as you are :
Well it's a fact and as such unfitting to be a opinion. So you're right, one could call it a 'bad opinion', just like horses are bad people.
Your stalker is either really advanced are not real. Considering your mental state I'll go with the second option.
It's still better than claiming an abstract concept.
Was it a MAGA hat?
>Alice-user
BOI
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I feel sorry for your future partners
That's not exactly what happened, and I've been gradually getting back to people for a little while now
Unfortunately I just earned myself a new reason to stay away again
OH BOY OH BOY
But in order for it to be a fact, it has to be backed up with evidence and indisputably true. As such, calling Yuuki "bland" is incorrect on all counts.
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I did. I had to say at least 5 times 'turn right at the lights that you know about'.
He already doesnt understand that working in a kitchen leaves you with literally no time or energy to get a girlfriend.
Rea is close to borderline, really. She barely slows the fuck down when there's a turn.
I wouldn't murder you...
But I want to be more...
Oh she was my stalking in high school, she followed me home in the middle of the night in winter by foot. She must have walked for hours.
I heard when you love someone you have the motivation to please them! I can't wait to fall in love.
My tank role? Not sure what you mean by that.
I was just talking about her physical appearance. There are less friendly words I'd use for her character.
Awww, that's really cute.
Why not let the poor thing in to warm her up?
Na nigga you stayin, let the weak weed themselves out and the true niggas stick around
You're crusin for a brusin, pal
Love makes you do alot of things
Are you a bow gunner, commander, driver, gunner or loader?
That's the most terrifying thing ever. I have a fellow at school I get a partial drive home with sometimes, it's pretty scary experience.
I feel like you and I have similar desires when it comes to vehicular safety
I like you how you are
You can always talk about it if you want to.
I think she more like liquifies the meat around the bone.
>image
Fucking kek.
It was really amazing though.
Fuck no! What the fuck... you're making me swear now.......
Like what~?
I play Dota 2, we don't have those roles. I play offlaner, and I spam Broodmother.
What are you talking about?
The kitchen is the best place to meet women