no >we were thankfully eliminated the second qualifying started.
Tyler Robinson
oh my god
just make it end already
Austin Thompson
Damn son
Nathaniel Brooks
wtf Americans, do something. This stopped being fun around the 3-0
Samuel Miller
GET OUT
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
Xavier Foster
Oh no how will we ever live with the fact that we are bad in our 5th most popular sport that literally no one but immigrants and numales care about. Kys Chicano
Leo Hill
feel like a i need a shower after such a salty comment, literally dripping with seethe
Brandon Torres
CHI
Camden Martinez
>being this butthurt
Xavier Edwards
IMMIGRATION SUCH AN AGGRAVATION
Bentley Bell
based Costa Rica
Isaac King
>Ameributthurts
Logan Williams
I'm not even going to pretend I care
Wyatt Richardson
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA GET FUCKED!
>PULISIC IS NEW MESSI
AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Andrew Green
We have a soccer team? Huh, you learn something new everyday.
Jason White
>tfw I might be the only one from Costa Rica posting on this board >mfw I don't give a fuck
Jaxson Gutierrez
Did we lose to Mexico today?
Benjamin Clark
World cup? A cup like the Stanley cup? What league is this again?
Zachary Lee
>wee dun caer
Jaxson Moore
>caring about soccer
You have to go back
Nicholas Miller
EEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHH PUTOOOOOOOOOS
Mason Kelly
>lose gold cup to jamaica >get historically blown out in wcq why is this literal who coach allowed to fail so much
Adrian Garcia
KLINSMANN
Asher Nelson
THANK GOD FUCK THE USMNT
Ayden Nguyen
Gringos? More like Frowngos since you're so booty blasted
Landon Flores
>damage control this is the same poster who could gladly go
>WORLD CUP BOUND HOW CAN OTHER COUNTRIES EVEN COMPETE OMG I LOVE SOCCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 if his MLS superstars had won. kill urself
Gavin Williams
>MLS superstar literally no such thing
Hudson Wilson
CHI
Aiden Cook
Soccer is for gays and women, who cares my dude
Jason Richardson
He's auditioning for the England job. It's promising so far, but he needs to choke harder in big games. Any manager can choke in qualifiers; can he also do it on the big stage?
Brandon Cruz
Saved to my American banter folder
Ryder Gomez
does this mean the MLS meme is over
Cooper Young
The way they have it set up is completely rigged towards the USA always qualifying.
Even with Costa Rica and Mexico taking the top 2 of 3 qualifying spots the US needs to only beat Honduras and Panama to finish 3rd and qualify straight out.
If they finish 4th they play one last game with the 5th team in AFC to qualify.
As of now if the US finishes 4th they will have to beat Uzbekistan or our AUSSIE SHIPOSTING FRIENDS to qualify.
AUS is also on the outside looking to play in right now.
Jayden Ross
getting this mad at flopgrass
Luis Powell
>Even after 2 blowout defeats AUS is still in a worse position to qualify than the USA
Ouch. Socceroos neck yourselves.
Andrew Martinez
please contain your salt ma'am
Austin Robinson
...
Dominic Taylor
we let the ladyboys have a draw out of respect for their dead king.
we are champions of asia, toying with our food like a cat.
meanwhile, america is world champs of sports only they play, but when it comes to real sport they are shit ahahahahhahahahahaha
Gavin Howard
>world champs
Nathaniel Myers
It's ok americans, you are just like Mexico was in the past world cup qualifiers, New Zealand is ez, even kekensman can beat them.
Nathan Gomez
This, really, all trump has to do is nuke ausfailia and the united mutant ninja turtles go through Not like anyone is going to miss the emus
Adrian Perez
>australia >champions of asia Next you'll tell me they've entered Eurovision
Hudson Nelson
They could easily make it through still. I'm surprised at the piss poor job that klinsmann is doing though
Henry Morris
I d-dont even care guys
Brody Nelson
I'm not sure if it's just shitposting, or if foreigners genuinely can't comprehend how irrelevant soccer is here. It's the 6th-most popular sport here, and if you include college leagues MLS barely even makes the top 10.
Obviously I care, or else I wouldn't bother posting, but the vast majority of Americans care as much about our national soccer team as Australians do about their national baseball team. And that's a huge part of the reason why our NT is so mediocre.
Kayden Williams
fucking americants KEKEKEKEKEKKEE
Landon Lopez
where does kliitsminn...am I saying his name right?...even find players for the US team? the only people I know who play soccer here are high school girls.
Chase Ramirez
Your president elect played it
Isaiah Nelson
>Industrialized, mostly white nation with 300m inhabitants > failing to qualify > in the 2nd weakest federation in the world
Why are Americans so fucking bad at this sport, lmao
Gavin Torres
they prefer 11 minutes dash and dumbed down cricket as there is no competition
Ethan Reed
What did i miss?
Michael Scott
>USA vs Straya can actually happen The shitposting would be godlike
Justin Baker
Ohh wait i see litteraly nothing
Jonathan Roberts
Kek KEK spic shits and europoors eternally BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Xavier Thomas
EUROS AND SPICS LITTERALY SEETHING RN LADS AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Xavier Robinson
Because it's only our 6th-most popular sport. There's very little attention given to it, no decent coaches (half the youth coaches here are Englishmen too shit to work in their home country), and the sport has no prestige or respect in the US whatsoever. It's seen as a sport played by little girls and mexican laborers.
Jeremiah Parker
Nonce
Dylan Young
CHI
Owen Edwards
Wait, there was a World Cup qualifier tonight? I honestly had no idea. I seriously didn't even know there was an important soccer game tonight.
Julian Lee
Don't worry, top 3 in your group of 6 qualify and the 4th gets to play playoffs. I doubt you'll end up lower than Trinidad & Tobago, Panama and Hondarus.
Ian Harris
American here, so fuckin what m9
William Morales
What a joke of a conference.
Elijah Evans
Us drawing with Thailand is a million times more shameful. Get fucking rid of Postecoglou, the wog cunt.
Cooper Gonzalez
no its not because you faggots actually play other sports which are genuinely good
Chase Clark
>p-please notice me Mr. Handsome popular australiome End your own life
Justin Adams
merely stating facts
David Gomez
Pls qualify
Won't be fun without USA banter
Julian Jackson
Who cares?
William Young
>cricket >rugby >good pffftttt
Eurosports are shit. The only one a few countries worth noting is ice hockey and thats Canada's game.
James Richardson
>this damage control
Xavier Ross
this
Benjamin Anderson
Doesn't Australia play sports that are more or less the same as ours?
Cricket (vaguely similar to baseball) Football Rugby (just football with smaller players) Basketball
Juan Morgan
I didn't know Muricanos play football. Negros are only good for jumping and making sure eggball gonna be delivered.
Alexander Adams
oh my god who the fuck cares
David Rogers
Visited CR Last summer. I plan on moving there. Pura Vida senpai
Gabriel Richardson
>Rugby >Smaller players They just don't wear all those pads. I can guarantee you those Maoris would rape Tom Brady's arsehole upon him meeting them.
Gavin Gray
cricket and rugby are just the good non casualized sports that baseball and american football are based on
and no your roided up negroes have nothing on a rugby player
Jace Nelson
Brady is pretty small for a football player (like most QBs), so he's not really a good example.
Lucas Thompson
So why post here?
Like, if there was a gloating thread about England losing a rugby game, I wouldn't even have clicked on it because I don't give a shit about rugby. So, if you don't care about football, why are you here?
Thomas Ward
>So, if you don't care about football, why are you here?
Did you even read my post, or did you just look at the first sentence? I literally said "Obviously I care, or else I wouldn't bother posting". My point was that the vast majority of Americans genuinely could not give less of a fuck about it. It's as relevant to us as ice hockey is to Englishmen.
Owen White
To the international divegrass cucks, losing this game was the most significant day of your life.
To us, it was Tuesday.
1.2 million cucks watched, that means the other 97% of the country didn't give a shit
Ian Rogers
In high school, then he moved on to sports that actually matter
Ayden Lopez
The more appropriate question is why do so many foreign faggots care about the fact that Americans don't care about divegrass.
Colton Ortiz
But you care, and we're mocking you.
Jason Clark
>3% of 320 million is 1.2 million >American "math"
Alexander Perry
>the world's most popular sport, the one thing that unites every nation on earth >i-it's irrelevant muh 5th s-sport
Bentley Wood
Those are the guys who want to make America great again.
Carson Watson
>the wog cunt
Never change straya
Nathaniel Foster
>318.8 million is 97% of 320 million
oh boy
Robert Barnes
We are just having banter with you about the world's most popular sport.
Jason Rogers
i do want you ameri bros to qualify still.
The WC is just more fun with you guys around. Altough you still get BTFO at some point...
I mean come on. With all your monies you can get a better team.
Blake Ross
He's doing it all wrong. He needed to sweep through qualifying with a perfect record then lose 2/3 in the group stage.
Joshua Brown
>I mean come on. With all your monies you can get a better team.
Doubt it. It's the same problem that China and Japan have. Tons of cash, a big population, but there's no "soccer culture". Kids dream of playing for the Yankees/Patriots/Ping-Pong Superdragons, not Real Madrid or Barcelona. And any half-decent coach will prefer to stay in Europe or South America, unless one of our teams pays him a fuckton of money. So the whole youth development system is screwed up.
John Hill
Memes aside, Costa Rica is not a bad team, right England, Italy and Uruguay?
Brody Cox
Last time I checked, Trump won paco and your money will be worth less than toilet paper pretty soon.