Why not Sup Forums, why haven't you done it yet?

Why not Sup Forums, why haven't you done it yet?

Who would watch my t.v. then?

Because I don't want to so easily succumb to the ongoing alien attack.

I'll miss out on new memes.

Don't want to anymore.
I'm getting much better.
Gonna get a job, find some poor woman to put up with me and all my bullshit, and gonna generally make life my bitch instead of the other way around.

My family is too kind and my siblings are too young to have to deal with something as selfish as my suicide.

I'd like to find a way to shotgun blast my face in and at the same time be buried in the woods so no one had to find me.

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i think you mean "why knot"

why knot

dig a hole deep in the woods, sit in the hole and shotgun your head off...win

Even then your siblings would have to deal with your absence.

Without killing your enemies makes no sense.

im in the same boat. I would of done it long ago but my mom would never be the same

Coward and Lazy

I don't know... Why knot

Because I have money, whisky and food.

memes

Dubs truth.
user found the meaning of life.

Why haven't you?

i am pussy and i care more about family and friends than about myslef...

Because I want to go down kicking screaming and fighting.

Because life just isn't that bad.

If your life is that bad then you need to work on it and get your shit together.

[spoiler]My life was that bad, I attempted twice before I realized that suicide isn't the answer.[/spoiler]

Because I'm not a waste of scarce resources unlike OP

Because I still have a couple of motherfuckers to prove wrong.

Because a gun is much more effective.

whiskey, money, lifelong friends and family that would be sad at my passing, and because I want to see what happens in the world tomorrow.