I'm an associate of what you would call the American mafia AMA. I can't go into too much detail but ask away. I'm bored

I'm an associate of what you would call the American mafia AMA. I can't go into too much detail but ask away. I'm bored

he he

What is gabagool?

How does one become a friend of yours?

are you laughing at me?

"I've just started to watch Sopranos and now I feel like a fucking mafioso" go fuck yourself OP

It's just a cold cut

It's pretty damn hard. Especially these days. It's kind of a luck of the draw thing really

u no fuck wit Bratva

No you're not, you're just a fucking guinnea who watched too many mob movies.va' fa napoli

I think you're really fucking up a quote from a great scene in a great movie. What do you mean funny? Funny how? Do I amuse you?

Nice dubs. You don't have to believe me and I certainly won't be posting proof. If you're curious and willing to suspend your disbelief I can answer some questions

Are you I-talian? Can I join?

Italian-American mafia or Irish-American mafia?

I'm actually not Italian. Which is why I'm only an associate and not a full member

Nope, Ukrainian actually

Italian. Fuck those potato eating bastards

are you a made man or would you describe yourself as a "good fella"?

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how long you think you got before they wack your ass?

"I certainly won't be posting proof" when did the Mafia became just a bunch of pussies?

how often do you do the hand gesture

THIS!!

What does Black hand have to do with heroin? Why is Lucky Luc becoming popular these days? Why is Cosa Nostra dying out? What's with the recent busts last summer, did someone not get payed off or did someone come in with grievances? Does your family have anyone who is semi competent with computers, and if so why haven't they gotten in the online extortion/blackmail game to keep power over politics?

>Italian. Fuck those potato eating bastards
Ah shit, what if I'm both?

Also does the name Briguglio mean anything in your circles?

lmao Bratva betrayal

Oh sorry forgot the other question. Theyre very paranoid about who they work with these days so if you didn't grow up in it or get supremely lucky, you won't be able to join. Other criteria aside

Haha no. I'm not Italian at all so an associate is as far as I'll ever move up the ladder

how did you get introduced to em? do you do something for them? do you have some kinda benefits?

dude you said it wrong...

are you laughing at me? ARE...YOU...LAUGHING...AT..ME?

would you be interested in a resource from the uk? up for almost anything

Who's boss Dom or Frankie Boy

No, join the real IRA. They're the closest ally

What other organized crime syndicate do you admire? Perhaps, the Yakuza for finger amputation and cool tattoos? Perhaps, the Medellin Cartel for use of assault weapons on civilians? What is there about other syndicates that you might admire or envy?

have you ever had yourself tested for Tourettes

Whats your gangster name?

Not sure about some of these. I'm mostly on a need to know basis. We do have lots of members competent in computers. Mostly we just try to make money and stay low to avoid any heat. Drugs definitely play a bigger role than they used to. We have had to adapt to stay competitive in today's criminal world

You could maybe hope to be an associate. Extremely unlikely though

I grew up in a mafia neighborhood and most of my childhood friends are now made men. They set me up with a legitimate day job to cover. They also sorta protect me although they have no obligation to do so. Fortunately I do my job well and am a good earner

Please list all the addresses where you hide drugs and weapons, and also list all the crimes you've committed in detail including dates/times and locations.

Would you consider the end of American mafia when families started having associates of African American descent. I'm on to you OP.

what do you do for the mafia on a daily basis

Danny the Lion boss or is Barney

What the fuck are you talking about?

Probably this..
You're fucking it up too.

The yakuza are pretty cool I guess. Mostly I just admire the ones that make money, stay out of sight, and have some bit of "honor" or "morality"

OK, so one higher up in the totempole comes into ur apt to look for goods u didnt give him from some heist. He is a made man.

In the mirror you see him sniffing ur gf panties. What do you do?

Is there an irish mafia? How about a jewish mafia? And how about them yakuzas?

Reminds of the time when someone on SA claimed to be part of the russian mafia.

What city are you from?

have you ever killed anyone

Telling a guy who can't be an associate because he's Irish Italian... do you even go to Catholic Church? Welp OP is full of shit, oh well not the first time OP was a fag and sure as shit not the last. P.S. Why the fuck did you come on here bragging you got a pocket full of boner pills when you ain't even got a dick?

I'd say it was more of when the RICO act came into effect. Sure, black, latino, and asians gangs had a hand in it but the mafia really started its downward spiral when everyone started ratting to avoid huge prison sentences

Pretty much whatever they need to me do. Follow someone, intimidate them, collect money, cover up a crime etc. I've done it all and still do but usually I'm employed as a hit guy since associates are seen as expendable

How does prostitution work? U got a fine ass stable of bitches?

Paulie, your mother was a whore you back stabbing piece of shit

Guinea for capicola

It's actually more about the fact that he's not already connectef with the mafia. Like I said, it's very hard to get in with them if you're an outsider since they will always see you as a potential rat

whats the name of the strip joint you guys hang out in?

What family? Who is your capo?

Boss questions
Danny the Lion or Barney
Frankie Boy or Dom
Matt Madonna or Wonderboy

Not answering that but obviously eastern US.

Yeah of course. Its part of doing business

Do you still see them when closing your eyes at night going to sleep?

do you or do you not have a bag of doughnuts?

do you make good money

I can't answer that. Sorry

Lol no. I sleep fine but they do sorta creep up on you now and again

Do you bet on horses?

Who did u kill, normal people or nigs and latinos?

You could answer the boss questions that wouldn't give away your identity

Who's you're favorite football team?

would eventually get him killed tho.

I make pretty damn good money. Not vacation home money but I don't have to worry about cash on a daily basis

do you think you're better than me?

Who OP or the boss

whats the worst thing youve done to someone

would you just shoot a shop clerk in the leg if you felt he didn't give you enough respect?

Not really. Gambling is a bad idea always and a doubly bad one in my line of work

I like those dubs. Literally whoever they ask me to

Exactly. It's already stupid enough to have had made this thread

Faggot OP ofcourse.

how do you kill people?

What is a sure fire way to ensure the mob would kill me?

Ever chopped a fellow to pieces?

He doesn't know shit LCN isn't that violent anymore you can find forums where made guys post and they are still on the street

Have you watched the movie the departed?

If so what did you think of it?

>Follow someone, intimidate them, collect money, cover up a crime
I hate even watching shit like Goodfellas or the Sopranos. The mafia are a nothing but a bunch of bully greaseball cowardly faggots. You're great great grandmother fucked a nigger, you're part eggplant, and I'll fuck your mom in the ass and make her lick the fudge off my hammer.

url to forums pls

Kill them? Depends on your definition. Either way, I'm not thexactly sadistic type. There are others for that

No because I don't want to draw attention to myself or the family since I have no special protections. That's a quick way to catch a bullet

I'm a former associate of a guy who ran in the Philly/South Jersey circle. Currently 56 yo and even though he got pinched in 2001 I've found it hard to extricate myself from the scene. Would love nothing more than to "retire" but its not so easy. Never did anything close to murder or violent. Mostly numbers, stealing trucks of whatever and reselling it, some basic shit.

do u have a girlfriend

Find them yourself they aren't that difficult to find

It really depends on the situation and if there are any special instructions

Occasionally. I did it a lot when I started out. It's pretty nasty but you get used to it

Yes there is Irish mafia. Irish mafia is also the oldest organized crime "gang" in whole American continent.

What's Joe Ligambi like?
Do you the Skinny Joe will beat this case?

Do you know Sal 'holding the box, but we can't figure out what the box means' Casella?

Oh cool! Nice to meet another associate. I haven't been busted for anything related to this profession but it's most likely bound to happen. I know what you mean about the retirement thing. I try not to think of that and just enjoy the money while it lasts

I actually don't but I am seeing several different ladies

>You could maybe hope to be an associate.

You didn't answer the second question.

>boohoo this guy isnt specific, why doesnt he give out some info? Like several people write on forums etc.

K, what forums?

>find them yerself dirtbag i wont divulge

One of them is my mother's cousin. Uncle Joe is just about what you would expect. Some days great guy, other days real pain int he ass. Dont expect Joey to be shaking hands at his restaurant any time soon.

You're the real deal. I don't know about the OP, he talks about murder a little to nonchalantly and doesn't even gamble or bookmake.

If you want to retire just stop hangin out in SP, but you don't really want to leave it alone 100%.

Do you bet on horses? I could definitely use some tips.

Yeah, see what I'm putting money on and don't bet on that one.

I hope both you guinea cocksuckers retire on the end of a meat hook courtesy the same turd smokers you work for

Sometimes it's less about the horses that are racing and more about where the bets are being placed.

I don't think so but I could be wrong. Like I said I'm mostly need to know aka business that doesn't concern me isn't spoken of in front of me

Of course I book make. I thought the question was whether or not I myself personally gambled

can you get illegal porn from the mafia?

>"to have had made this thread"
jesus christ no wonder you became a career criminal

Sometimes late at night I would agree with you. But guys like me are too vital to ever have that happen. Dont know enough of the really damning stuff and wouldnt talk under any circumstances. Also too willing to do the shit others dont want to do.

Fake and gay. You have no connection to LCN

No other questions?

Any knowledge on how much pull G Borgesi has