Waifu claiming thread: Welcome Back Edition
Previous: The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu and converse with others
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus harshly
>discuss fun and light topics like politics and abortion
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun and throw all dogfuckers from helicopters
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Early
early bake
Claim
I'm so glad I can pick up my lower and get my gun built tomorrow :)
/waifu/ will be the first to get pics
>Misaki claimed
Early bake
Claim
>One image early is an 'early bake'
claim
yes it is
It is
...
Still here.
What's with all the early bakes tonight?
(confused Taiga)
Why yes, yes of course. If a man has a dick in his mouth he is most likely gay. It's not something a man should put between his teeth, except maybe if it was extraordinary feminine.
Having your dick succed on the other hand is awesome and not gay in any way.
How is this hard to grasp?
(sexy Koume)
Strips a best. I also like Koume's in this picture.
>thank god
Does it say so in the bible?
(puzzled tomo)
I assume you would. Only a disciple of the dfc can reach the holy land.
It is
Yes it is
It was made before the image limit was hit, that means it's an early bake
Claiming
love you all
That's a possibility, I never read it so I wouldn't know.
It is, kek
What does it mean then?
Slightly premature is still premature
Thicc.
If it doesn't especially contradict your claim it basically supports it, I'd say.
>not something a man should put between his teeth
Would it be acceptable for a guy with no teeth to suck a dick without being extraordinarily feminine?
We love you too dragon.
カラミチーマス
Claiming best girl
>Are strap-ons gay
I'm no biblical scholar but I'm pretty sure that a straight, married couple wouldn't need one. Therefore use of one would be sinful.
Hey Rem
Love funny face thicc loli
For that you must reach out to the old hermit of the alternating claim, for he knows all about the DFC. Reach out for him and blossom in his wisdom as ancient scripture has foretold!
Ok
What does dfc mean?
Well I guess a man with such attributes should not let his talents go to waste.
Also the disgusting sight would unfeminine him effectively.
And where in the bible would would it state such a ludicrous nonsense? (Leviticus doesn't count, that's jewish stuff).
What do you mean, ludicrous non sense? A man has a cock and a woman has a hole for it (or three), why would a straight couple need one?
Hello, Misaki. How are you?
For kinky play.
But my concern was about the underlying claim that things unnecessary to straight couples would be vile by default. I can't find no such rule in the holy book aside the old Gomorrah stories, but as I said they don't count as Jesus made the law more lean in the Gospel of Matthew.
hey guys, mexicunt aka wacamole here, what are you guys doing?
Thanks for the lecture.
Great to know what I can do with both my dick and mouth, while still staying perfectly straight.
Evening Guacamote, just about to go to bed
What about you?
It was made before the thread reached image cap. That's by definition early
claimed
Or you could just redirect him to google.
Delicious flat chest.
This is my waifu. All other waifu are shit.
Are you planning on doing the dlc for DS2?
Good, thank you.
I mean, I can see a use for other sex toys, but why would a dude use a strap on for his wife?
I don't believe there is a rule forbidding the use of them wholesale, but I assume a homosexual couple would use them, therefore it wouldn't be right, right?
I might, not sure though.
i just came back from university and i feel so tired, i think i gonna play some vidya and then go to sleep
here
Nice, what are you going to play?
Hoi
sleep tight taiga
When in doubt gather four witnesses, on of them holding a copper scale and proclaim 'no homo' three times.
It's literally impossible to be gay then.
Nah, too easy.
>three randoms
Does your heresy know no boundaries, hermit of the alternating claim?
>why would a dude use a strap on for his wife
Boi.... If your shoe doesn't fit in your foot, maybe try the other way.
>homosex a bad
Well certainly, maybe, but actually no.
Only gay males are forbidden. God likes him some yuri.
You're welcome
What are you up to?
i don't know, maybe a little of dark souls
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Hi
>Louise is unsure about the photoshop skill portrait in this picture.png
hey smug tomoko, how are you ?
Ok thanks
So all i need to do to get in the afterlife is like flat chests? That's easy
I'm rekt, off to bed.
Good night everyone!
Will have to remember that, never know when you need to do something questionable.
Nice! I just finished DS1 and DS2 not long ago, good times.
Hi Louise, bye Louise.
I have never asked a man of the clergy if getting pegged by your wife was messed up. But I'm pretty sure they'd say so.
God must have some interesting tastes because I've never met an attractive lesbian.
Not much atm. Playing some Mercenaries 2. Gonna pick up the parts for the new gun tomorrow.
How you holding up?
>
I tried my best...
Night!
My claim has been done previously, I was just posting a visual reference to what DFC is.
Fine. Woke up showered and im now playing tanks.
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Heading home after how many ever hours of Six Flags. Only managed to ride three rides because of long lines.
tanks, that sounds very fun
Grats, now do it with all the other zones too.
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>like flat chests
>like
No you fool! You must devote your life to it. Don't do as much as take a step unless it's in the name of dfc!
Nothing is questionable when you have a copper scale. Sleep well, straight user.
You could ask me, son.
And god of course reads doujin with hot chicks. That much should be obvious.
As noble as your intentions may have been, hotac, please refrain from committing heresy. This is a sacred thread.
I did that in the first month of game being released :thinking:
pedophiles
I enjoy it but its hard for people to get into it.
Pretty much pic related
Yes? And?
Why is it so fucking awful
How do i do that?
No u
i just wanted to buy a maga hat for the lulz...
they don't deliver to mexico
Konata no.
Fear not, any heresy argument is invalid right now as I'm working my best to strap screenshots of Raphi where the camera rolls in diagonal angles.
Pic related, hopefully doesn't look too bad.
What is?
She's 11. Rewatch your video :o
100% mapping
seems very fun, meaybe one day i will play it
it looks bad
I already closed it and deleted the screenshots
my friend sent me it, I haven't seen it :o
how old is raphi?
you're the old man -_-
Lots of grinding. If you like that then yeah
>tfw not worthy of your waifu
You need a shirt that says
"Build a wall and make Mexico pay for it"
Because you need to go to shitty low level zones.
Jeez I haven't been to a theme park for years.
I hate lines, rides, the prices, pretty much everything.
You need a shirt that says "Sexy Grandmas"
So are you two going to share Tomoko?
I'm doing it in sections. I did Shiverpeaks and Steamspur Mountains first, just finished the Tarnished Coast, now moving on to Kryta.
Then Ascalon and then on to Orr
>Norn master race
That doesn't mean i'm a pedo -_-
For me, whenever I wake up in the morning I think to myself 'What would Shiro do', and then I stay in bed all day shitposting.
I do this with every decision I have to take, and whenever there is nothing to do think of Kennedy and I ask myself 'what can I do for dfc?'.
I find your determination impressive. Even more impressive though would be no seasonal heresy, hotac.
No I didn't :o
Ran isn't a Grandma, Yukari is
I bet she'd like that.
She's a dirty girl like that.
>over 100 years old
>not a grandma
She fucked up. Or didn't fuck up enough.
Wait a second we had this convo before too, didn't we? It's not mentioned in the show but it's implied to be 16, as that's the age high school starts in Japan.
>hotac
I do not understand this meme.
i.imgur.com
yeah, that will be so cool... dreams never come true
It's your personal acronym, hermit of the alternating claim.
Awesome stripes. I just stay secretly introverted
My waifu would write a book or use her super powers and i can't do either of those
What else can i do?