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Pulju

Another scoreless night for Autism Matthews

Finns should be banned from nhl

>mfw Devils will win the cup and everyone will act surprised

>oilers go 0-4 since trump was elected to completely blow their hot start and surrender the division lead to an american team

don't wake me up

He can't keep getting away with it

Where's autism matthews?

...

GIB US DA CUP

>blacklivesmatter wings
>tranada

i hate poo jersey

Sad
He tries very hard!

oop, it me

>Hongcouver takes Virtanen and he gets to pick Ehlers
>Scheifele at 6.125M for 8 years
>Sabres blockbuster trade
>Ping pong balls give him Laine
He can't keep getting away with it.

>2 points in his last 5 games
>0 points in tonight's game
>has 2 articles on nhl

This media bias is getting a little silly.

Sorry Oilers, you caught Ducks on the wrong side of their "get BTFO, then BTFO the opponent" schedule.

Better luck next time.

>grabner

ayyyyyyyy

>oilers regress back to their terrible norm

feels absolutely fantastic famalam

at least it's a change from crosby and mcmeme I guess

Gott damn

>we didn't really blow them out, just got lucky and had good goaltending

this season is reminding me of a less consistent 2013-2014 season in terms of offensive luck as opposed to last season when >we were actually good at possession too

>98

>jarmo could have prevented this
how do we rescue pulju?

assemble the UN security council and rally for a humanitarian intervention. we all saw what happened when let yakupov be, and we must rescue pulju before it is too late

Trade him to Carolina for a bag of pucks. We'll treat him well

I think we have a shot to make it to the rounds at least

does anyone have aho and laines face on a white background? i need it for meme purposes

>kongs

It's true, I'm just more using the /hoc/ definition of BTFO, which is 1 goal lead or higher.

Offense still relies heavily on counterattack/special teams. When the Ducks are leading in shots it hasn't been an advantage for the most part. I guess you could just say overall the 5v5 play isn't that great at the moment.

When Ricky Rak has a good night I feel like everything clicks, but without his line going strong it can be worrying.

Rakell isn't going to have a good year if he keeps playing on this line, he's got some literally who beer leaguer and le faceoff man, >we just lack forward depth something fierce this year...

Fowler is doing amazingly this year, so it sucks to say but now might be the best time to trade him and move Theodore back up full time

Also, put Manson and Lindholm back together, why the fuck is Bieksa playing with Lindholm?

who /5thline/ here

Why would a bust even try a move like that?

To score a goal ya dummy

trade him to the rags so that he can lift the stan lee this year

But why would a bust be thinking that he could make it?

>why would you think you could score by shooting the puck at the net
You have to go back Ahmed

The thing with busts is, their bark is always worse than their bite.

Did Matthews unironically get PTSD from this?

Why would a person be this rude?

Thank you, I appreciate your take on this.

Also
>bark
>Barkov
heh

maybe he would have actually scored if didn't try that fancy bullshit
BUST

Yea Rakell should be able to have impact every game when playing with real forwards, but Ritchie fits the possession game behind the net better for the top line. Of course you can't really split up Kes/Silf/Cogs. So that kinda leaves him in purgatory with the literally whos of the rest of the team.

Fowler is just playing so well right now that I'd be scared to see what the team looks like without him at this point tbqh. Also he gives the added bonus of eating up more ice time away from Bieksa and Stoner.

>Can7pucks

Bustkov was seriously close to unbusting himself today

for the long run we need a forward more than we need fowler though, theodore is too good to be playing in the AHL

lindholm/vatanen/manson/theodore could eat up that ice time

carlel is pretty shit with the line combinations, the only good thing is he at least plays the top lines more and doesn't immediately start juggling mid-game like poodreau whenever the other team has consecutive shots on goal

>trading shinkaruk for Granlund is the only good move by Benning
kek

It's not even a complex move m8

>inches away from the goalie going super fast with the goalie tracking you and the puck and sliding to the left leaving no clear shot
>best chance is to just skate over the puck and shoot through the legs behind you to fool the goalie
Goalie still had his leg far enough to make the save, the shooter should have lifted the puck, that was his fault.

hey guy i made a wallpaper

Don't worry Auston, just keep trying and maybe you'll get some second assist someday

Kopi, Gabo and Quick, I miss you

man you just KNOW that aho was molested at some point in his life

Why did Kopitar turn out to be such a bust?

because they gave him the C instead of Doughty, lel.

>slav

>a sexually abused manlet picked at 35 is on his way to having more points than the #1 draft pick
wew laddie

>American first overalls
Why do teams draft these? Seems like you're asking for a bust

Idk man. Hawks coulda gone 4-6 without Kane ez

Must be nice playing with a veteran team that meme'd their way into drafting second overall versus playing with all rookies.

When's the last time any of you have been to a game

Whoever his agent is really jew'd the kongs hard with that contract

last year, saw the mild play the dooks

>be fringe 3rd liner on a team full of rookies
>replace 2nd highest scoring right winger in nhl and play 1st line minutes against elite players
what did matthews mean by this?

January.

i just started watching hockey last year

so never

June

Imagine paying a player 10 MIL a year to score 2 goals

image paying a player 7.5 million to sit at home

I have a crush on Kippers.
I'm not joking, or trolling, or even gay, but I need him.

He just seems so... pure. I'm certain he is a virgin, and I am certain of the fact he is perfect. He likes everything I like, he is nice, funny, and so accepting. I've never seen a more perfect man, in or outside of this board.

I was up until 5.00am yesterday talking to him, begging him to fuck me. The thing is, I am not sure I want to fuck him. He doesn't deserve to lose his virginity to me, he deserves to lose it to a real man, like DubStepan, someone who would teach him the meaning of gay sex. Something I don't even think I would enjoy

I just want to spend time with him. I used to think I had a crush on Devils girl but that is nothing compared to this, that was just curiousity.

This is real.
But he won't even meet me for a date

was in town for work in winnipeg and paid $120 for a single seat and ending up getting plastered and left after 2nd period to fuck an escort.

Imagine paying Loui Eriksson $8 million to score on himself

>Schiefele is 6.2 million a year for the next 8 years

based

>escort
You mean fucking 14 year old metis girls, you're sick user

Send Pulju to Bakersfield NOW

>Pulju scratched
>edmonton loses badly
not a surprise

oh yeah, mr. 3 pts would have surely contributed

If he was allowed to play more than 10 minutes yeah probably

Why the fuck are the paying him 8m?

preseason vs. Penguins

Next Sunday I'm going to Washington to see the Caps too

why they don't just him the powerplay once for the lols?
whats the worst that happens?

stfu Kippers.
no one is infatuated with you. I'll bet you dick is tiny and you'll die a virgin.

He was on the second unit to start the season.

He needs to adjust away from his Finnish league habits.

He racks up ppgs and Edmonton loses their tanking spot

LMAO

>whats the worst that happens?
This

>Mcdavid saw the poppy memes on /hoc/
>forced the oilers to draft him and never play him or let him get development time
Insidious

loui eriksson will score on himself?

NHL! I'VE COME TO BARGAIN!

>I missed the Canucks game for this bullshit gayass capeshit garbage crap

>blackcocks
>the city of craw4d

>Canucks and garbage in same sentence
>Garbage refers to different subject

They lost 7-2

When are the canadiens going to implode? I'm thinking mid December

>bustju

The garbage I saw was worse than the garbage that could've been.

Losing 7-2 isn't that bad.

Literally who can stop the poo jackets

Tort's coaching.

Blue Jackets? More like Jue Blackets good grief

Apparently not since they're blowing out high scoring teams left and right

>Be illiterate villain who's actions can't be explained
>Ripoff a kaleidoscope's and Inception's visuals
>90% rotten retards

Marvel/10

The Inception visual was jarring.

The time loop was done a million times, and better in Edge of Tomorrow.

At least I didn't have to pay for it.

>tf
>tt

opinion discarded