Shit you've seen/done in school

Shit you've seen/done in school

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>Walk into bathroom
>See kid crouched down with backpack
>Kid looks at me and puts his bag on and runs out of the bathroom
>Fuckin school

where can I find the video?

Looks cute af, do you have more?

Story?

Also, link to sauce

If I had it I would have posted it

Best part of the video

i'd love to watch a vid of a classmate getting fucked in the ass right in front of her inclass like that, that would be so fucking hot, damn, i'd get an instant boner

>Be sitting in class one day
>Browsing Sup Forums
>Ohshitshelooksfamiliar
>Find classmate who im acquaintances with having her set dumped
>Go home and fap furiously

Have never told anyone to this day, and still fap to her

i once had a kid fall straight though the roof and break his leg when the half-hit a desk on the way down, fucking idiot was jumping off a step ladder on the floor above because he saw a cracked tile and wanted to fully break it

Dump the set

Got suspended from school for telling kids in the year above me about a site that has fake pics of Sabrina The Teenage Witch fingering herself.
They printed the picture off and put it up over the entire school... when they got caught they blamed me... I got 2 weeks suspension, they got 2 days even though they did it.

Saw a dude in my year take on like 3 guys a few years older when we were like 13. He fucked all of them up without breaking a sweat even though they were like 3 times his size and 3 years older... safe to say, I made friends with that dude after that incident.

Another similar incident... 2 Portuguese guys in the year below me beat the fuck out of like 10 guys that came to my school from another school down the road. They barely spoke a word of English but they loved the school and hated that other kids from other schools were coming to start a school war... so the 2 guys decided to take on like 10/12 guys... and won. It was fucking amazing to witness... I didn't get involved because I've always been a massive pussy.

My school was also haunted. In detention one day... the door to the classroom started swinging and slamming on its own, and then it got worse and more aggressive with lights flickering and shit... so I basically bailed as fast as I could and explained to the teacher why I did it, and she said "don't worry, I get why you left, George can get pretty mad sometimes" as if she knew the ghost. The school closed a year after I left and apparently the haunted shit got WAY WAY WAY worse.

Got to find it, but can tell stories in the meanwhile

i saw a kid doing a russian squat dance on the top of a desk and fell off the desk

Gotten fucked a bunch

y'all some silly ass niggas

>i dont go to school

I got the set. Roll trips and i'll unleash it

>be in a school with mostly niggers
>last day in school
>father died a few days prior to that
>niggers all dancing on the tables and shit
>one nigger gets on my table
>push her off
>fucking niggers

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The entire phys ed class ganged up on the short developmentally stunted kid, we beat him into a corner and rug burned his ass with his underwear, one on either side tugging back and forth

I know exactly what this is holy shit

DAMN SON, SO CLOSE

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>med class
>horny asf
>asks teacher to go to the bathroom
>open porn tabs from my phone
>PULL OUT DICK AND STARTED BEATING IT
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>Finish and forgot to clean the mess i made
>guy who cleans bathrooms comes in right after i finished
>hears complaining in indian

I ran like a nigger running from the cops it was fun

I've seen that video

fuck it, roll

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Pulled the silent emergency on, guy goes oh user pulled the emergency alarm, didnt knew what was it really because it was close to the air conditioner, this big forehead girl snitched on me.
Fireman came, cops, swat.
I cried and confessed they say we could write you a ticket for 500 dollars, the cops say I could send you to juvi for this, started crying the fire fighters said ok just dont do it again, cops said you know I once was a messed up kid at your age we are not gonna press any chargers but it will be in your permanent record.
so if you ever want to become a janitor at a school you wont be able to ok son ? yes yes officer then he said stop crying or you will have a rough time if the other students see you.

Ehh let's roll it

>but can tell stories in the meanwhile

stfu quit playin

rolI

kek you little bitch. what grade

nogfriend of hers filmed it, put it on fb is the vid on Sup Forums often? only see it rarely on niggerhate threads.

I'm not even gonna tease with a little pic here and a little pic here followed with 'roll quads for facial.' I'm just gonna bust all i got, including facial because i'm in that kind of mood. BUT, if you roll 55555, i'll dump all that Emma watson chili

>private school
>every girl there is a slut with daddy issues
>getting blown by the school bike in the toilets
>some other student walks in
>just stares at us with a shocked look on his face
>the slut sees him and starts gagging herself on my dick
>just watches until she swallows my cum
>I leave to go to class and she doesnt follow
>as I collect my bag I see a teacher coming down the path
>fuckin leg it to the nearest corner and hide
>my instincts were right
>the teacher is heading straight for thw toilet
>I run like a nigger from the police back to class

Got told the slut got expelled that day and the kid got asked to leave.
Fuckin private school girls are crazy.

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What?

youtube.com/watch?v=6aeH4vB37l0

>PROOF
>NOW

Somebody drew soft core furry porn for an art painting, and he/she hung it up in the hallway

So basically you are a lying cuck

shut your bitch ass mouth you trump supporting faggot

Pushed a bitch and punched her in the face with a friend, she fell and started bleeding from her nose and one of her eye.

>Be 2007
>This girl in my grade and a few guys got in trouble for spreading her nudes
>Pictures are of girl with purple marker in her vague
>Everybody who's seen the pictures posted purple marker on their arms
>Hundreds of students walking around with purple marker on their arms
>Eventually the school gets involved, girl transfers to a secluded private school and becomes an advocate against sexting, the two guys caught sharing the pictures had their phones/Ipods confiscated and we're brought up on distribution of CP.
>Pictures weren't even decent

>My friends and I used to call ourselves Team Hide And Smoke
>we would go to random spots around my shitty
home town, hide, and then smoke.
>one night we went up on the roof of my school to smoke some Js
>There's a roof access door that was unlocked
>go inside and there's a fucking archery range on the second floor that no one knew about
>shoot arrows for a while before deciding to go steal music equipment
>get all the way down music hallway before alarm goes off
>run all the way back up to roof, practically jump off, as the alarm is so fucking loud and there's other people in the school parking lot
>get in car and peel out
>find another spot, then hide and smoke

I have pictures of this night on a CD somewhere

What's so bad about supporting ( praise be unto him) Trump esè?

I WANT FREE NUDES JUST LIKE MCGREGOR WANTS HIS FUCKING BELT!

Wow, your replies tell a lot about you y'know...

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Rerollin

the school owns a bike and they store it in the restroom ?

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Everyone! Lets make fun of the retard!

>Suspended
Did they give you a fair trial you were present at, with a jury of your peers? Because schools are federal property (and thus subject to the laws laid fourth in the bill of rights, due to the 14th amendment), and you can sue them.

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>Fire alarm goes odfduring our schools Halloween party,
>cops and firefighters as well as emts came in like 2 minutes
>cops question all the kids outside (it was a small school)
>witch hunt begins, everyone accuses all the 8th graders , I was in like 4th grade at the time
>the cops leave and our principal tells us there will be no more parties for the rest of the year
>shit
>took a week for the FD to get back to us that Noone pulled the alarm and that it was a malfunction
>the bitch apologides

>also, 2 hours before the alarm went off, an 8th graders fell and broke through a window

Get

>took a bottle of tequila to school
>get friends drunk
>dumb attention whore finds out about this and bugs me for some
>she takes a huge chug
>shes fucking noticeably trashed
>a few classes later i get called up to the principal
>they ask me why shes drunk
>"I have no idea"
>she had snitched on me so she wouldnt get in trouble
>I get suspended for a whole week

Those were the good ol days, This happened in 8th grade, the school was shitty. This isnt the only story i have. probably the most interesting one tho

these better be good. roll

I'm no nigger

dump set nigger

ROLL

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2 egy 4 me

I like how some girls nudes can change the direction of the thread.

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doot doot

Please tell us what happened after the video stopped recording.

More stories please

so close yet so far

We're getting there

Rollin

Dubs get a little bit of this

are you a boy or girl

FUCK

Anyone have the webm of this?

meh

How is he taking a picture of his phone?

does he have a camera and a phone?

betchu wont deliver but roll

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> stole female friends phone.
> found nudes
> sent nudes to myself and my friends

rollin

S O C L O S E

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dubs here

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>outside of the gym, must have been lunch time
>we see this young loli walk by
>freind, who was pretty tough, you know, natural body builder, says "hello you son of a bitch"
>next minute, this gym teacher, buff sort of dude comes up and grabs my frined by his collar
>drags him off, full of rage, like a fucking kitten being pulled by its neck
>says if they werent in school he would have beaten him to a pulp
>gym teacher was lolis father

to this day my freind was so traumatized by it he swears it was someone else who said that to the loli

r3r0ll

doot doots

dump pls

Rolling 5 nudes

damn virgins are like piranhas