Sup Sup Forumsros wat do?

Sup Sup Forumsros wat do?
>Girlfriend goes to school
>Walking home at night
>Some faggots shot her with a paintball gun
>Hit her in the throat
That nearly could have killed her, holy shit. I'm so greatful that she didnt get hit in the throat
>Sent me it on snapchat
>Came home crying
>Pic related
I'm so fucking angry, I'm thinking about calling the police.... Shitty ass humanity. What do I do? I'm about to go down to the police station and report it

Lol

This isn't even good bait.
You're trying too hard OP

rape the fuck outta her while you can and then fuck the policemen in the ass #gangbangshabang

Please

DO NOT

Feed the Autists.

Thanks!
- Management

Use the opportunity to punch her in the face.

She's told people the paintball story, nobody's gonna believe her when she tells people you punched her. And the bruise? Just say it's from a paintball.

Maybe if she had a real man like me, she would have sucked those johns off before i beat her myself

I've seen this thread almost verbatim like 6 times before in the last couple months. Saged.

My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?"
The doctor said "An underwater weighing test"
And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."

OP posts this from time to time. It was delicious pasta at first but it has gone stale.

those are gun shot wounds. Go record a rap album faggot

So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).

My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No."
So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't.

not believable at all

fucking neck yourself op

I wish this was interesting, but it just isn't.

My sister had to wear pants and a bra, so she enjoyed minutes of going underwater.

I dont get it? he wouldnt weigh anything lol?

If you're in the Navy......prepare to possibly face an Article 15 under the UCMJ for those hickeys. Dumb bitch. And for damaging your body which is now, US Government property for 8 years.

We didn't take a shower and she didn't too.

Before she got into the tank, you see girls 'pretend' to pull their hair into ponytails, but they don't. That's what she did.

You want a detailed summary of what happened today? Alright, here goes:

ANOTHER BAIT THREAD.
Literally every single fucking thread these days is fucking bait pasta bullshit.
This is why Sup Forums is shit... no OC, no randomness... just the same fucking 5 threads constantly.

>My mom wanted to do something instead of weighing myself on a scale. She heard about a underwater weighing test from my doctor last year and she wanted to give it a try to both, myself and my sister.

>She called the doctor and wanted to schedule an appointment for my sister and I and today was the only day they could get us in. So my mom told both of us you don't need to take a shower if you don't want to(since I got up at 12pm and she got up at 12:30p.m.)

>It goes on from there with the underwater weighing at the doctor's office.

My sister constantly talks about her hair. "Should I wash it?" "Should I pull my hair up or leave it down?" Stuff like that.

>It wasn't my idea to take this underwater weighing thing. The doctor puts you in a tank (and I didn't have a shower), makes you do certain things of breathing, and you put your head underwater for a few seconds. Not hard at all.

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>To answer you question, before my sister and I got into the tank, the doctor did a basic weight test then I got into the tank and did some breathing excerises to see how my lungs would be situated underwater. Then the doctor took the temperature of the water inside the tank. After I taken my underwater tests, I had to stick my head underwater for 8 seconds and it was done. 30 minutes its all it take.

She told him it's a paintball hit and he believed it. Ringworm. She's a whole. Bung

>I have a life on an off day from school. I didn't expect to go to my doctor's office and take an underwater weighing test. That said with my sister. I wasn't mad at my mom for doing this, but if she would've let me know about it days in advance, then it would be okay.

Everytime I go swimming at the YMCA, I see girls having their hair down and it doesn't disrupt them when they are swimming because it would get in the way, wouldn't it?

OP, its called a hickey. You're getting cucked by your girl faggot.

You know if you've ever seen girls at your school that grab their hair and they look like they are going to pull their hair up, but don't.

Report it to the police and hope for the best. You're not Batman. Comfort your girlfriend and try to move on.

Both my sister and I didn't feel like taking a shower yesterday because it was around noon time and had little time to get ready to go to the doctor's office.

holy shit you must be so beta i cant believe u even scored urself this chick. those are hickeys also known as love bites and happen when another dude is kissing her neck too intensely; shes clearly lying to you hahaha ffs summerfag gtfo outta Sup Forums!

tldr your gf is cheating on u with an alpha, you beta cuck

>wat do?
kill you'reself

My sister had to wear tight pants and a sports bra, so she enjoyed every minute of going underwater.

Nice try faggot, this was posted earlier this week. Go an hero.

>I DIDN'T ENJOY IT BECAUSE IT WAS MY DAY OFF FROM SCHOOL?! MY SISTER ENJOYED IT BECAUSE SHE HAD LITTLE ON GOING ON, WHILE I DID!

My mom wanted to do something instead of weighing myself on a scale. She heard about a underwater weighing test from my doctor last year and she wanted to give it a try to both, myself and my sister.

that b8... so fucking poor!

nigger you are retarded, one of those 'hickey's is right on the fucking brunt of her bones despite maintaining a consistent bruising pattern

your fucking jaw does not deform to the rigid conformation of a thin bone line, but a paintball does not have a problem doing this (unless its frozen, in which case she'd have been knocked clean out and potentially ruptured vessels in her neck)

dont listen to retards user, go to the police and ruin nigger children's lives, they seriously hurt your girlfriend and could have mortally wounded her

I have a life on an off day from school. I didn't expect to go to my doctor's office and take an underwater weighing test. That said with my sister. So I was mad at my mother and I wasn't going to take a shower if she said I had to but she let me skip the shower. Anyways I wasn't thinking well and was saving time (saving time by not taking a shower too) so I posted the topic title that I thought of because I was mad.

kissing intensely? They appear when u suck on a fucking skin... u are as retarded as that faggotry bating op...

paintballs are BALLS -> they are fucking round. On the other hand marks on the girls neck ARE NOT round... kys faggot...

She skipped the shower around noon. As said same goes with me. Then we took the underwater tests. My sister had to wear tight pants and a sports bra, so she enjoyed every minute of going underwater. Before that she tried to put her hair up but she wasn't allowed to. The doctor said no. So she did to her hair like what I see when I go down to the YMCA and see where girls pretend to pull their hair back.

The water is located in a room that is different than the office. It is in a different location. My sister had to wear tight pants and a sports bra in a different room than the doctors office. My sister had to wear tight pants and a sports bra in the room with the water.

Damn this pasta is stale

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My mom wanted to do something instead of weighing myself on a scale.

>The reason for this topic to not get too confusing is that don't you guys like to see teenage girls in a tank with their hair and their body soaked and wet?

My sister was in tight clothing due to the test. My sister was wet just like me because the test was in a tank of water.

Sage

My sister had to wear tight pants and a sports brain the room with the water. My sister did not wear tight pants and a sports bra in the office. My sister had to change into tight pants and a sports bra in the restroom before we got into the room with the water. I too had to change before and after the water room and did so in the restroom.

before my sister and I got into the tank, the doctor did a basic weight test then I got into the tank and did some breathing excerises to see how my lungs would be situated underwater. Then the doctor took the temperature of the water inside the tank. After I completed my underwater tests which were underwater, I had to stick my head underwater for 8 seconds and it was done. 30 minutes its all it take.

This process then goes repeated for my sister.

After around noon I did not take a shower. Then the doctor did a basic weight test then I got into the tank and did some breathing excerises to see how my lungs would be situated underwater. I did not drown or lose oxygen during this process.

My sister had to wear tight pants and a sports bra. I had to ware tight clothing as well.

good post

I have a life on an off day from school. I didn't expect to go to my doctor's office and take an underwater weighing test.I was happy with the off day from school and I got a off shower day too. Then we had to get tested underwater.

She's 17 years old
Long hair
Tan
Usually has her hair up but like I the doctor didn't let her so she made her hair like the girls I see down to the YMCA where people pretend to pull their hair back.

Lol she's lying op, they are love bites!

My mother forces us to take showers. However we had an off school day and I guess was nice and gave us an off shower day. Nether the less I would not have took a shower due to my anger.

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I would have enjoyed the tight clothing but however I was angery due to the test so I did not enjoy so.

I have a life on an off day from school. I didn't expect to go to my doctor's office and take an underwater weighing test. That said with my sister. I wasn't mad at my mom for doing this, but if she would've let me know about it days in advance, then it would be okay.I couldn't think of a topic so I said "Stooped so low."

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Pick one

The house contains a kitchen , two bathrooms, a living room, a dining room, three bedrooms and a basement. Like I said I got up at noon did not take the shower. My sister did not take the shower. Then we went to the underwater test.

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She skipped the shower around noon. As said same goes with me. Then we took the underwater tests that were later in the day. These tests got us both wet. My sister had to wear tight pants and a sports bra, so she enjoyed every minute of going underwater. Before that she tried to put her hair up but she wasn't allowed to. The doctor said no. So she did to her hair like what I see when I go down to the YMCA and see where girls pretend to pull their hair back.

I have a bridge that I need to sell you

My sister found it enjoyable to be in the water because for the underwater test she was required to ware a sports bra and tight clothing. She and I got wet in the underwater test.

Huehuehue

I enjoy tight pantshowever I was angery due to the test so I did not enjoy so.