Why is he so perfect?

why is he so perfect?

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How do you know he's perfect? Maybe he has a small thin feminine penis

Tarzan monkey man swinging from a rubber band

is this the guy from Generation Kill?

youtube.com/watch?v=9GXytZQ6pg4

cuz he's white

yeah, thats our iceman

>tarzan does crunch exercises to get abs in the jungle

>2016
>being white
lmao

He couldn't even take on a gorilla (any average man can), how is he perfect?

do girls find this hot?

yes

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>not having ghost skin

Cringe

wat

He's 6'4", he's well-built for his height.

He doesn't spend his whole life in the jungle, have you seen it?

It's the scandalnavian in his jeans.

pure swedish man

He meets Jane when both are still young and immediatly click, he isn't gay

those abs are clearly shopped

what? lol
trust me his body is 100% real
i just saw the movie

Good for him this wig hides he's balding like a motherfucker.

>good genes
lol

thats a lie

You're literally blind if you think that's a wig.

I feel sorry for Gustaf desu.

>you have to do crunches to get abs

dumb anime

>What the FUCK is that HAIRCUT
>YOUS GOT TEN MIKES TO UNFUCK YOURSELF, SGT COLBERT

m.youtube.com/watch?v=zJc-Fbl-qaQ JUST

Yeah, they should love tub of lards like ourself.

POH-LEECE THAT MUSTAYCHE

Why can't lanklets build any appreciable muscle mass? Sad

Movies are shopped you fucking ritarded

because they dont need to