why is he so perfect?
Why is he so perfect?
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How do you know he's perfect? Maybe he has a small thin feminine penis
Tarzan monkey man swinging from a rubber band
is this the guy from Generation Kill?
youtube.com
cuz he's white
yeah, thats our iceman
>tarzan does crunch exercises to get abs in the jungle
>2016
>being white
lmao
He couldn't even take on a gorilla (any average man can), how is he perfect?
do girls find this hot?
yes
>not having ghost skin
Cringe
wat
He's 6'4", he's well-built for his height.
He doesn't spend his whole life in the jungle, have you seen it?
It's the scandalnavian in his jeans.
pure swedish man
He meets Jane when both are still young and immediatly click, he isn't gay
those abs are clearly shopped
what? lol
trust me his body is 100% real
i just saw the movie
Good for him this wig hides he's balding like a motherfucker.
>good genes
lol
thats a lie
You're literally blind if you think that's a wig.
I feel sorry for Gustaf desu.
>you have to do crunches to get abs
dumb anime
>What the FUCK is that HAIRCUT
>YOUS GOT TEN MIKES TO UNFUCK YOURSELF, SGT COLBERT
Yeah, they should love tub of lards like ourself.
POH-LEECE THAT MUSTAYCHE
Why can't lanklets build any appreciable muscle mass? Sad
Movies are shopped you fucking ritarded
because they dont need to