Splinter it into a thousand pieces and scatter it into the winds

Splinter it into a thousand pieces and scatter it into the winds.

Archive password is "FREEDOM"

dropfile.to/5F4XU2J

anonfile.com/54F4x5b0b8/FREEDOM.zip

anonfiles.cc/file/0535130efa31d34796d1bdda59952da0

Other urls found in this thread:

ebay.com/itm/112332886717?_trksid=p2055119.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK:MEBIDX:IT
ebay.com/cln/ryam7686-cjvifo/stolen-material/386320075016
toadsworth.com
twitter.com/AnonBabble

no

Don't wanna download cheese pizza.

Some user check this out?

wat is

right now from what I got, it's just an empty zip folder. Guess no one uploaded anything yet

Yeah from what i saw on the dropfile link it's just approx 500b...maybe some sort of computer crashing script, but now i'm confused

It's time to make things right.

Someone check this out please

OPEN IT AND SHOW US FAGGOT
>not downloading a virus
>should have put more context into what the document is

the original post implies so many things...cheese pizza? is it some hack? some sort of edgy rebellion

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Nope, its not a text file

First link just leads to dark souls II...

The file from the first link leads to some weird ebay links. Not sure if OP is a troll. Check it out for yourselves

It's a text file.

Check out the pictures on the ebay listing...

ebay.com/itm/112332886717?_trksid=p2055119.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK:MEBIDX:IT

ebay.com/cln/ryam7686-cjvifo/stolen-material/386320075016

i'm probably being autistic but the fuck are those?

Looks like some sort of check or statement. It's got the routing and account numbers.

someone buy it

Fucking this! It's so weird. Anyone look at the pics on it????

i saw, buy it user

No ebay account and I'm poor

is OP kill ?

I'm into this.

i bought it lol

cant stay awake

how do we keep in contact with you to see what it is

It's one free ride in the party van.

Nope, I did.

burning alive...

Or I'm retarded and there's more than one available.

i guess more than one

Listen i just bought dark souls for 1 dollar, idk what you think it is

Ryan's getting $$$$$

what the fuck is this?

Noticed there were multiple after I said that, my bad. I guess we'll both find out.

You're about to recieve a Dark Souls box with a 2 terabyte hard drive inside completely filled with cheese pizza.

Only video games or something else?

then ill contact ebay and call the feds.. i want my dark souls

243

for 1 dollar?
bretty gud

nice try

that looks like a fuckin yellow to me

Actually it has a tracker inside that was stolen from a case of drug money that the Colombian Cartel's been looking for for months. It'll lead them straight to your house.

Hurry up and tell me what everything is so I can go to bed!

It doesn't end too well when the feds know all about it, though. Which they do.

Right. OP is offloading all his porn onto unsuspecting victims because he knows the feds are onto him.

>OP has links to file sharing sites
>all 3 have the same file
>we opened them
>there are weird ebay links
>listing says video game
>pics say something else
>stupid fucks buy it for a dolan

Good thing I didn't send it to my house.

Bored, more like

Thx! Goodnight!

So you weren't planning on taking the Dark Souls 2 that you ordered from your delivery address to your place so you could play it? Because if you hadn't thought of the tracker, it will have indeed led them to your home.

Though now you'll think to check before you take it anywhere else.

I hope you guys are trolling and didn't actually buy an unknown item....

Already own Dark Souls 2 elsewhere. If it's actually just Dark Souls 2 I'll toss it in the bin

.Not trolling. Bought it.

you're either going to.prison or going to die you realize this right?

Will you make thread when you get the package?

If it's anything other than Dark Souls 2 as advertised, then it's probably not safe bringing it home regardless. Throw it in the bin if it's not exactly what it claims to be, for your own sake.

If it is actually Dark Souls 2, just keep it. Maybe sell it at a decent profit margin for an old game. Or have it as a back-up in case you lose the other one.

this could be big

Oh well.

Sure, but I'm a newfag. Anything special I need to do other than mention this thread?

this is actually genius

instead of OP starting another useless "paypal me money i'm poor" thread, he just added an extra step before paypal, and an user sent him money

i bet a homeless person could do that. just sitting outside with a stack of empty, sealed envelopes telling people he'll give them one for some change. humans are weird

Good point.

Probably reupload the file since the link in the OP has a 24hr timer.

Take pics of whatever the package really is with a timestamp. That's about all the extra you need to do.

Eh, a dollar isn't going to break my bank so I figured "Why not?"

Pay your respects to Toadsworth and say hi
toadsworth.com

Am I able to upload multiple pictures at once or will I just have to do it one post at a time?

Oh you hopeless newfag

You ever seen people uploading multiple images in a post?

Neat!

1 at a time

unlike other image board sites Sup Forums is stuck in the fuckin dark ages

Literally started a few hours ago. Friend linked me a thread and I've been casually browsing with Horizon paused since.

I bet this is some sort of fucking ponzi scheme where someone other than eBay is making money off of whoever buys.

i mean on other chans its a thing sometimes, not that farfetched

So that's why you're so damn trusting.

For future reference: don't click mysterious links on Sup Forums. Shit can ruin your life if you're not careful.

Oh I'm not that naive and new to the internet. Someone else clicked the links and opened the readme, I manually typed the ebay links from their screenshot.

you're going to die yet you say you're not naive....

You have no idea what you just purchased do you?

Good luck

Stop being so dramatic. You're newer than the guy who started today, fucking newfag.

And now wait user...

Don't fuck this up newfag

Dramatic? I'll show you dramatic, you little shit.

Meet me in the parking lot at Denny's if you want an ass kicking

how
bow
dah

I'll become an OP and deliver.

OP got v&

...

Shit this is spooky

The pieces are moving

It's about to happen

The world will remember this for years to come

A major happening could be on the horizon. We weren't supposed to see this.

If you believe in God, now is the time to start praying.

When is the package(s) expected to arrive?

They won't. The seller cancelled.

ya dark souls is hard as fuck dude, it took me forever to beat that game

Dunno if they will since the seller marked the item as "lost or broken".

It would be interesting if this was actually some convoluted plan that is set in motion by the few guys that bought mysterious items marked "Dark Souls II" on E-Bay for $1, and ultimately results in the world changing fundamentally, and an empire falling.

Planned for years by a genius whose actions will shake the world to its foundations, all perfectly executed like a series of dominoes that will paint a portrait of the Mona Lisa when they have all fallen, and the first domino has just been tilted, from a single post with a frog image.

Bump

Shit.

Nope, seller canceled. Pack it up boys, let's get the fuck out of here.

It's probably not quite that, but with this and the recent CIA leaks we could see some major changes within the US government as the deep state collapses in on itself. Not saying it's the CIA, but this looks like shit the CIA would do.

The beginning of this story will be a mystery, lost to time when the few who knew of it die and are themselves forgotten.

The middle will be under great debate, truth will blur with myth as is becomes lost with time.

But the end of this story? The end will never be forgotten. The end will shape the future.

Hey dumbass!

Are we gonna let this thread die

Why would we do even do that? Go back to /x/

Let natural selection do its thing.

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