>the constantly butthurt state of Dortmund shareholders
Bundesliga Thread
Isaiah Howard
Nolan Wright
guten morgen
Jace Williams
will rbl traditionsfans support the shareholders or the customers on the next matchday?
Dylan Thomas
Draw or Shareholders so they can top the table, obviously.
Kevin Richardson
>tfw I'm going to buy a Leipzig jersey
Who here a lifelong lawnballsport fan?
Luke Peterson
they have to win their match against Neverkusen first
Jason Baker
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Brody Allen
Nun ja, in Dortmund spielt man Fußball um den Aktienkurs nach oben zu treiben. Hat nun auch nicht mehr soviel mit dem klassischen Vereinsfußball zu tun. Wenn man es denn so sehen will. Selbst "Echte Liebe" wurde zur Markenbildung von einer Agentur entwickelt.
Warum jubeln die Dortmunder Fans im Stadion? Weil der Kurs steigt? Oder um Evonik/Opel und was weiß ich noch zu performen.
Ich würde ja glatt unterstellen, das sie sich über den sportlichen Erfolg freuen. Genau wie die Fans im Stadion von RBL. Ich hab jedenfalls noch nie überlegt, ob durch das soeben geschossene Tor vielleicht eine Dose RedBull mehr verkauft wird.
Aber wenigstens sorgt Watzke dafür, das RB immer im Gespräch bleibt. Der Dank von Mateschitz ist ihm gewiss. Vielleicht kann man ihn ja zum Ehrenmitglied machen?
Owen Rodriguez
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Aaron Martinez
ugh
Brayden Gutierrez
"Watzke: „Bei RB wird Fußball gespielt, um eine Getränkedose zu performen“"
Was soll das überhaupt bedeuten? Wie performt man denn eine Getränkedose? Meint er nicht eher "bewerben" oder "anpreisen".
Ich kann mit RB nichts anfangen, aber diese ganze Heuchelei der anderen Großclubs ist irgendwie auch nur noch schwer zu ertragen...
Luke King
Watzke btfo
>the mental state of people operating official twitter accounts
Isaac Smith
>der Klassiker
Alexander Lopez
FC Kobenhavn and Werder Bremen have agreed on a price for Swedish leftback Ludwig Augustinsson.
If Augustinsson and Werder can come to terms, he will be the third Swedish LB to leave FCK for the Bundesliga.
Grayson Green
well at least it's not the american accounts
Nathaniel Brooks
>German posts on /bundes/
>they make sense
what is this, bizarroworld
Juan Miller
there are people ITT eating schnitzel with pommes, spiegelei and gedünstete zwiebeln RIGHT NOW
(me)
Nathaniel Lee
...
Eli Evans
hallo und guten morgen!
Kevin Rodriguez
Viel Spaß beim fett werden, Schwuli.
Tyler Powell
>""" """der""" """klassiker""" """ ®
>was only relevant for 2-3 seasons
mein fucking sides
Leo Hughes
but i'm a Lauch
checkmate bundesu
Chase Garcia
hello i am here now
Alexander Thompson
#CustomerDerby will be the new Klassiker
Luis James
hallo
Michael Anderson
Monster Münster vs Red Bull Leipzig
#derKlassiker
Robert Barnes
hehe
David Evans
All these delicious customer tears.
>w-w-w-wee don't care about the Dortmund match. r-r-right guys?
>Dortmund has only been relevant for 3 years
>we're focusing on the important games
Is there anything more pathetic than a customer? lel, it's a few days till the match and you're in full damage control mode already.
Your defeat will be glorious and then guess who takes the lead!
Luke Young
"Tomorrow" is already Thursday hehe. I was supposed to write a vocabulary test but the teacher is ill for the week
Owen Sullivan
Alright, since you're literally bagging for it I do you the favour:
>underage b&
Nicholas Lopez
>Is there anything more pathetic than a customer?
well yeah, a shareholder obviously
Grayson Jenkins
>unironically losing to RBL
lmao
Jack Barnes
Why are all clubs so buttmad about RBL?
Is it because of >muh tradition?
Joshua Morales
yes
it's literally the only reason
Leo James
It's because they all have some sort of chrisis right now. The clubs that are doing fine, like cologne and berlin don't give a shit. Pretty much everyone else is 'underperforming' are in perma chrisis (>schalke, >hiv)
Elijah Rogers
berlin/köln etc will be put into place once international load will decrease
Luis Morgan
hehe
load
Nathan Richardson
>it's another lel-you-hate-customers?-you-have-to-be-a-shareholder episode
God I hate reruns so damn hard!
Liam Jenkins
i hate u
Henry Thompson
...
Justin Flores
you know remember the serie Dexter
Bentley Ramirez
you now remember that the 8th season was shit meme was just a meme.
Dylan Turner
Isn't it shit from the 2nd or 3rd season on?
Nathaniel Sanchez
never watched it
hard for me to get into series these days tbqh
Lincoln Young
are you telling me that you haven't watched mr bazinga or the walking bazinga yet?!
Samuel Foster
?
Brody Green
Wasn't hard at all for me to get into your mom tßh
By which I mean my dick was flaccid, because your mom is, (or was, RIP in that case) just like you, ugly af.
Looking forward to Der Klassiker on Saturday, although I probably won't be able to watch it.
Liam Smith
:(
Connor Price
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Jason Sullivan
>he can't get hard on command
lmao
Ryder Scott
>or was
well played
Robert Campbell
lol
Sebastian Gutierrez
will da bulls do it?