Am I gonna fuck your mother?

Am I gonna fuck your mother?

Will it be dry?

Probably?

Must be like a fuckin slip n slide then.

Will it blend ?

op are gay ?

will I be impressed tomorrow?

Will it blend now ?

I'll say more than likely.

Will Billy Mays return from the dead to rule this shattered world with an iron fist of pure capitalism ?

Is putin a master hacker ?

will we have a happy relationship

Is Trump the best american president ever ?

Did hitler do anything wrong ?

should i just break up with her?

Are jews evil ?

did the jews do 9/11 ?

Was osama a hero ?

Did bush do 9/11 ?

Did the US goverment do 9/11 ?

should i sleep?

Will I be able to do it?

Okay

Seriously?

This is a fucking joke, right?

Holy shit

Osama was a monster but his crimes weren't a matter of public knowledge, they just needed someone to pin the blame on and since his head was on the chopping block anyways they used him. He and his affiliates claimed responsibility but they always do that as a tactic to throw off the scent of anyone who succeeds at wounding or killing their enemies.

Did he send my nudes to his friends?

Am I gonna finger fuck that new girl?

Will I ace my English exam?

Lies.
I seent em

Will I be the number one Pokemon Master and actually catch em all?

give up on sleep and rail the rest of that 8ball tonight?

u already know bitch

am i gonna have sex with a woman this weekend?

kay

last digit is how many lines I do

lol

8 balls a biatch, do 20 and die with a smile on your face.

Will the guys on Saturday be douchebags?

Will I be financially free?

Will everything fit right?

does she still like me?

did she think about me today?

reroll

Will I be rich?

Is she the one?

Will next week be any better?

reroll, tell me

re reroll

Is she concerned about it being too small?

I'll do 4 for you, pics?

should i talk to her now?

I really feel something for her i want to know if she feels the same.
I really want to be with her the rest of my life

Do my mood swings have something to do with you changing your answer every damn time I ask this?

not unless you do 20

should i kill myself tonight?

not unless you kill 20

I'll take 4 lines and divide them into 20 bumps just give me a minute

Should I enlist?

That's not enough, you need to buy more RIGHT NOW.

Is Alex a stupid nigger?
Also does Meg like dis cock?

Does she still love me?

Will my GF ever have sex with me again?

it's fucking 12am and I'm already fried im gonna do a few bumps and if I wake up I'll pull an all nighter. Will post results

Will I ever fuck a animal

Rip

Do you not understand?
You can't be happy unless you do 20 lines, you can't do 20 lines unless you text your dealer, you can't text your dealer if you're gonna be a half measure ass little bitch about what time it is. You need that next 8 ball, be a man and go get that shit you limp dick faggot fucker.

Absolutely Haram.

Am I gonna die within the next 6 months?

Was it my insurance?

Should i fap?

??

I said 20 bumps, idiot. I'll post in a sec, currently scaling it out. Probably gonna do 200mg total for now

nigger

Look, you seem like a nice fiend. I'm just not interested in seeing you do 20 bumps as opposed to 20 lines. Now I'm sure you've heard these words before, but.....it's just too little, too late.

Get clean you fuckin junkie.

Not much but it'll keep me awake for a while. It's not like I'm gonna be able to sleep anyways. Fuck insomnia

Forgot the pic

Get a job.

You also forgot your dignity, it might be rolled up in that dollar bill you're about to use.

"Junkies" are heroin addicts. I'd rather call myself a recreational drug user. Been clean off opiates for a couple weeks now too, bitch
.I have one

Will Jensen ever blow me?

straws all the way

1. If you have to justify your addiction by differentiating it from another one
>you're a fuckin junkie
2. delivering your own drugs to yourself isn't a job.

im not an addict and i don't sell myself drugs. what the fuck is your point?

Oh right, because you spent the money on the blow...

wew

not a single dollar bill left, i traded all my foodstamps for cash

I called you a junkie, YOU said addict.
My point is you need to seek help.
Go call your dealer and ask him if he wants to help you snort the 8 ball you're about to buy off of him.

>If you have to justify your addiction by differentiating it from another one

thats what you said, dumbass. i don't need to re-up anytime soon either, i won't be calling my dealer for a while

will i hook up w/ the girl from work tomorrow night?

Does N wanna hop on mah pogo stick and jump around like the house of pain?

Well you should, because otherwise you're not be able to do those 20 lines that are gonna send you into cardiac arrest and save me from this God awful conversation.

will we see emma watsons pussy

Am I gonna fuck N?

Will I finally find a job I'm happy with and build a career?

You don't know that, maybe she's shy.

Does she love me

Is this bitch ever gonna get here with my derbs?