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Based, muscular and elite Swiss Cricket team edition.

I approve of this thread

The only Cricket team in the world that you can catch a Taxi home with.

Holly or Ellyse lads?

Ellyse's face and eyes just look dirty as fuck lad

they all look like a bunch of ugly mexicans

I get triggered by the chick on the left's nostrils, bitch looks like a tauren

please stop spamming her on spee

100% pure Swiss genes lad

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Who here /actually aware an entire odi innings was just played/?

Does Holly's nose have a dent in the middle?

I know right. She got browned

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How the fuck did those Indian cunts get Swiss passports? Must be cashed up cunts living in Zurich.

Do you think Dad had a go? Some sort of coconut family ritual?

Probably doctors just doing it for fun

He probably ate the whole coconut tree m8

Is Holly still dating that beta looking guy?

Just googled their captain, I was right about Zurich, but he's a receptionist at a hotel. KEK.

Ramada Feusisberg-Einsiedeln is the place, give him a ring on the front desk.

She was baiting you for repeat visits on the temptation of anal

+41-44-7889999

Someone PLEASE phone the captain of the Swiss cricket team.

Ask for Afzaal.

what would be in it for her for me to keep coming back? one client isn't going to make or break her

I would break her lad.

Yeah Josh, from a picture update a couple weeks ago, yes

The money, are you an idiot?

>I was right about Zurich
Feusisberg is in Schwyz though.

that casual racism

she doesn't make enough off me to worry about baiting me

This is not in Zurich at all

waiting for someone to turn the hilarry clinton tagline: The Deplorables into a movie 2bh

Why, do you pay less than usual? Because you are a regular?

no the rates just aren't that high and i only stay for an hour and she gets half of the money

>this hooker saga

lmfao imagine being such a faggot you

1. go to a hooker
2. try to "date" her
3. get rejected by her

were you a virgin before this? jesus christ how pathetic can you be

Ok well she just thinks of you as another one off her regulars. They are in the business of baiting and sustaining regular customers. It's all a facade, just face it

she literally wanted to spend time with me outside of the brothel
i was the one that fucked that up

Sorry bros they kept mentioning Lake Zurich on their website and that was as far as I read.

>getting this baited by ivan

delet this now!

and did you?

It's on the lake, but a different canton. Quite a few tennis players live in Schwyz, due to the lake and low taxes. Bencic and Hingis both have a place in Freienbach, Federer used to have his main residence in Wollerau, and Gabriela Sabatini lives in Pfäffikon near the train station.

hey guys I want to have a relationship with this hooker who has a kid already, this is a good idea right

Geg

noooooooooooooooo
i already explained this

i said no because she wanted to come over at 5am and i wanted to sleep

and she got offended and didnt talk to me for days which lead me to sperging out with stupid text messages which lead to her blocking me because i was stressing her out

she called me the night after blocking me
and we straightened everything out

this time she hasnt contacted me but im not blocked because i rang her today

>its babbys first Mackaybro thread

mackaybro =/= ivan

>i rang her today
and?

if you knew this girl you would understand

this is why i am so obsessed with her because i have never met a girl like this and i probably never will

got a pic?

i didnt talk, i was just checking to see if i was blocked. i sent her a message. i am calling her at midnight.

not holding out much hope though. seems like shes over it. obviously it doesnt take much. the reason she gave for cheating on her ex (fiancee) is that she wasnt getting what she wanted (sex) and there was no communication.

funny thing is, she communicates pretty badly. shes told me things that should have taken years to open up about but neglected to tell me how bad her personality disorder is.

plenty but i am not posting them
theres no point because you will just talk shit

just understand that if you find a girl thats perfect for you that you will do whatever it takes to get her

>neglected to tell me how bad her personality disorder is
surely that would actually be one of the hardest things to tell someone

How's based is Luzurn/Lucerne? (No fucking idea how to properly spell it.)

harder than she was raped as a child...

Have you been in a relationship before? How many girls have you rooted. How old are you?

Wrong thread kek

29
a couple relationships
lost count

been rooting around the brothel for a few years
never fell in love there before

>perfect
>literal whore

pick one bud

Luzern. It's pretty nice, comfy tier streets to walk around in the center, the train station looks a bit old, but overall it's nice. Not as hectic as the bigger cities.

kek

great response, can't argue with that

*poops*

Is it easy for white foreigners to get work visas/find work in your big strong country my ambulance flag friend?

>i am calling her at midnight

what state you in? im staying up because i want to hear about this

If you've got a university degree it's not too hard.

Twirling some strong dreadlocks with my taint and ball hair. Very productive night

nsw ofc

Fuck. I'm too much of a Nines Summer of Cricket ACB for that mate, but considering the tax payer will pay for it, I'm considering going to uni.

Last question; what occupations are the most needed?

Whats the first letter of both your names? Ill make a love reading. Last name initial would help as well

what part of it?

Kys weeb fuck

Has the manwithnoname made his dissapointment with the Australian cricket team public? I would love to hear his comments.

Based threadcunt

Missing the threadcounter already, what happened lad?

I for one feel for mackaylad

im going to hazard a guess that he suffered a breakdown after Hobart

Will Dickwella be a good fella?

Really want to be a black guy in the Caribbean lads

Is Haiti Caribbean?

>Dickwella Patabendige Dilantha Niroshan Dickwella

I've always wanted to live in a meme country and the Caribbean seems like the best choice weather wise, but I don't think I'd be taken seriously as a whitey

Yeah but I mean the British Caribbean

dr and bp

>Dickwella
What the fuck

pretty hype for the shield tomorrow

>16/3

Getting tired lads

Not a strong connection there, i see problems in communication. I'm getting love vibes from the name Bel does that sound familiar to you?

nope

same and i have to try to patch things up with a crazy woman

i think i might forget about it

How do I find a girl I have feelings towards

brothel

brothel

would the windies unironically beat >us right now?

Holder to Dickwella

brothelbro vs autistic EPL paki, cagematch, who wins?

in case you need to be awared

Yes

I still think you should not pursue this further lad, trust me. Even if you do magically patch things up, it's just a temporary fix, and from there it always leads to her being permanently gone. Do you want that?

When she's gone there is no talking anymore, and you will miss that

Reminder Queensland will flog SA

LOL

qld do have some handy ins

No. >Our problem is that the team is full of front running faggots that will gleefully pile on the runs when the game is either not competitive or they believe it won't be but are completely incapable of knuckling down when the game is tough.

At home >We would sweep WI

Capped. I WILL be reminding you of this on Sunday provided you have not returned to reddit before then.

i never left reddit you seething fucking casual